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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Hi Paul Ryan, The realtor found a handkerchief (I think it has a map that seems healthcare-related. Is it yorus?

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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

the healthcare bill goes to another schoool

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

rand paul currently trying to solve a troll's riddle to get to the healthcare bill
hoyer talking to two identical lincoln statues, but one always lies and the other always tells the truth

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

crazy cloud posted:

I been busy all fucken day but i just sat down n took like infinity bong rips

Last i saw was pelosi sayin beauregard 3 needs to resign, what happened in yhe episodes i misses please catch me up fam

Benny Hill music started playing as Rand Paul ran around congress carrying a copier looking for a healthcare bill that doesn't exist

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

https://twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/837378439309045762

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Relevant Tangent posted:

Places Trump gives no fcuk about :

It's just a map of the world, blacked out, except for little pin-pricks of light immediately around Trump properties.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


https://twitter.com/dril/status/473265809079693312?lang=en

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Jazerus posted:

what developments have trickled down today friends??

Sessions lied about having contact with Russians
Trump did a speech on a boat and grinned like the retard dumb child he is
Lawmakers went on a quest throughout the Capitol building to find a healthcare bill that doesn't exist
Rand Paul carried around a copier
Hoyer talked to a statue of Lincoln
Pelosi took her dogs into congress

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

https://twitter.com/dril/status/677807566949347329

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/837412532277166081

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

lol does anybody is administration even talk to each other? or are they all just guessing what each others next dumb loving move is

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

magiccarpet posted:

Dat herb is stayin legal

https://twitter.com/dril/status/491724265784229888?lang=en

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


was hannity not available

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


spittake.gif

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

financially racist posted:

nah it went real good and the matter is resolved
laughed because i know this will never be true for any press conference during Trump's presidency

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

with that sessions press conference i almost forgot Rand Paul carrying a copier around congress looking for the new healthcare bill
lol today

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Ash1138 posted:

alyssa milano is gonna say "ed balls" and i'm gonna lose my loving mind

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

GobiasIndustries posted:

From 20 pages ago but I was driving home so I missed the fun. Holy poo poo what a terrible answer :stare:

right afterwards he said "I have to go. My planet needs me."
He then floated upwards out of frame.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

FizFashizzle posted:

Hit me with a topically relevant trivia name so I can get a free pitcher of beer.

the courts are now on sessions

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

FizFashizzle posted:

Hit me with a topically relevant trivia name so I can get a free pitcher of beer.


Consummate Professional posted:

As smash mouth goes so does the nation

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Mayor Dave posted:

she's permabanned poster powerball

powerball was perma'd?

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

went to /pol/ to see what they're saying about today's news.
there's a large thread that says Sessions is just the latest target of Pizzagate.
good poo poo.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

triple sulk posted:

i take anti depression meds because life sucks

Same.
Zoloft, Trazodone, Olanzapine

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

I used to take xanax as well for panic attacks.
don't mix with alcohol btw lol

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Mariana Horchata posted:

eh they still give out trazodone as an anti-D? i thought it was mostly Rx'd offlabel for sleep these days (which is sux for despite giving u brain zaps once u decide its pointless to continue taking)

I was given Trazodone for trouble sleeping and my doctor said it can help with depression.
gently caress if I know if it actually helped since I'm taking two other meds.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

I wonder what's happening in the Trump thread today


nice

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

paranoid randroid posted:

its really remarkable the extent to which Donald is devoid of redeeming features

theres nothing human or relatible about the man

what are you talking about
he's basically a blue-collar billionaire

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

euphronius posted:

This isn't going to end normally

- Trump 2020

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

At a hotel tonight for a conference tomorrow. They're having a social gathering in the lobby with a free two drinks and appetizers. Two drinks is a sucker move.

how do they track it? do they give you tickets?
my company gave us two tickets to use.
a black market for drink tickets formed immediately

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


if this stops the tiny dancing stripper at the bottom right corner of my desktop, i'll be fuckin PISSED

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Welp

https://twitter.com/MichaelDStanley/status/837810973503328257

Sure hope America doesn't mind when one fifth of the world's fresh water is polluted to death.

Whatever defeats the globalists

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Venom Snake posted:

New C-SPAM DF lets play starts SOON. If you want in on the new fortress quote this post.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Good morning yall


It's time to start drinking already?

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

lol Trump is gonna try to get Obama arrested

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

leaked photo of Bannon explaining deep state to Trump

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

i have a picture of Bernie that I kiss everynight and say "sorry daddy" to everynight

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Pomp posted:

Obama JEB! is gonna institute martial law any day now, just you wait

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

financially racist posted:

did anything new happen in the last five hours


Trump tweet says Obama wiretapped his tower before election
Obama says he didn't
Trump also tweeted Apprentice cancelled because of low ratings

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

financially racist posted:

what would be good text to go with this as an av

YES... HA HA HA... YES!

- SICKOS

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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


Now we're talking

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