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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010


Wasn't it the case that a lot of these are fake?

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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

tacodaemon posted:

why does he have to be so goddamned dumb, why can't he be like 5% less dumb

bomp bomp

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010


https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/836631099514187780

The video makes the event in question so much more surreal than the AP tweet could possibly communicate.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

lol if you didn't already think right-wingers were trained dogs

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

these days whenever I see piss tape I imagine a roll of adhesive that doesn't actually stick to anything but makes you smell like someone's plate of asparagus

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

the black husserl posted:

At first I thought Trump was indifferent to the jews but watching him claim MAYBE THE JEWS DID IT TO THEMSELVES?? in response to the second wave of bomb threats and cemetery attacks is kinda changing my mind

"No hard feelings, eh Jared?"

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

mensch is people

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

the black husserl posted:

Because you touch yourself at night :twisted:

impossible, trump voters are all NOFAP

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

tacodaemon posted:

people want bannon and putin to have deep, evil-sounding voices and it sucks that both of them have totally unremarkable voices in reality

Netanyahu, on the other hand, has a voice quite befitting someone of his moral standing.

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Aug 1, 2010

mormonpartyboat posted:

word is that a pile of pentagon procurement red tape is being cut to the point that approvals which would take months are now getting done in a day or two

the immediate takeaway is that the firehose is on and you'd best get your gettin' while the gettin' is good

is this scuttlebutt or do you have sweet, juicy sources to go with it

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

FactsAreUseless posted:

Oprah Winfrey may be the only change Democrats have of ever winning anything again, and I hope she runs.

Unbelievably, I agree.

Oprah 2020.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

FactsAreUseless posted:

I'm not kidding at all, only Oprah can pull the Dems out of their self-inflicted death spiral*

*For more information on self-inflicted death spirals, please read Uzumaki, a retelling of real events by Japanese historian Junji Ito

I know you aren't! That is what is unbelievable!

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010


Well, it was bound to happen.

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Aug 1, 2010

Feminasty Slut posted:

Making al qaeda look at Bannon's face like that is kind of harsh

and that's Bannon on a good day

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

i get all my gnarly trump bits from the play by plays

I assure you, this experience takes its toll.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Nichael posted:

Ben Carson! :ohdear:

Don't worry, he'll only resign out of sheer embarrassment.

... after which point he will be replaced by David Clarke, and we all know why.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

eonwe posted:

lol republicans are just russian rubes

The entire party needs to be taken behind the shed.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

NecroMonster posted:

the whole loving republican party is russian collaborators ain't they?

You loving bet they are!

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

euphronius posted:

They think attorney general is a military rank!!!!!!!!!!!'nnn

Given the demeanor of this administration... yeah.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Al-Saqr posted:

So it turns out that KKK Sessions talked to the russians, what could happen next?

Given how hard Bannon is banking on Sessions sticking around? There is really no telling.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010



PROJECTION.

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

euphronius posted:

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/03/...ww.nytimes.com/

Everyone should read this

Pretty clearly implying the election was hacked

Yeah, I don't think there's much to suggest besides possibilities.

... but if there was actual vote tampering, holy hell.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Nichael posted:

president ben carson, my man

and in this way, we get our 2nd black president

trump was... wrong?!?!

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010


I really like these newspaper updates.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

"calmly prepare the agenda for a meeting with Putin"

hoo boy

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Agrajag posted:

if theyre gonna eat the cat why the gently caress are they performing some loving illuminati ritual?

RIDDLE ME THAT!

Benjamin Franklin Was Right

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

redneck nazgul posted:

bannon, why do you keep buzzing at me? are you trying to tell me to leave?

<steve bannon says nothing, but his jaw falls open and a flood of maggots and locusts erupts from his pestilent form>

steve bannon: oogie boogie's less attractive evil twin

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

TildeATH posted:

Turkeys are cowards, the worst kind of cowards, too. They're waiting for the first turkey to take a bite to make sure the cat isn't faking them out. After that, they're gonna dig into that kitty and rub the blood all over their turkey faces.

How do you think turkeys get red faces, anyway?

man you really hate turkeys

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

nopants posted:

Is there any law that says an Easter Bunny can't be AG?

Press Secretary is a demanding job.

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Aug 1, 2010

CAROL posted:

its kind of weird reality is too goofy to be mirrored in house of cards nowadays

On the other hand, now that we know once and for all that suspension of disbelief is a false god, writers are free to do whatever the gently caress they want with themselves!

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

euphronius posted:

Also low key story was yesterday when the pentagon said they are bypassing the wh wrt Yemen and then today it turns out there was a Huge bombing of Yemen

If it's true the pentagon bypassed the wh uhhhhh...

In hindsight I wonder if that should not have been greater cause for alarm.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

i yearn for the yellowstone caldera to sprinkle my state in a fine layer of volcanic ash

or launch me into space, either's fine with me tbh

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Gringostar posted:

and now it actually looks like russia

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Trump also said he didn't know about sessions talking to the ambassador so I think he might not be a reliable source on this.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010


Kreider is eternity.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Coolguye posted:

he won't resign. resigning publicly at a presser simply isn't done - it robs the POTUS, your ostensible boss, of the opportunity to talk it through with you. he's either going to announce his recusal and try to step back quickly or double down and get combative. possibly both.

comedy option: he blabs about everything and we destroy ourselves within the week

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

prefect posted:

I'm still thinking it's kind of a bullshit thing to put somebody in jail for.

On the other hand: gently caress fascists.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010


Welp, someone's getting shot.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

well, here we go

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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

double down!

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