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Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

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Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids


If Hogwarts was an American school?

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

https://twitter.com/witchofwaxhaw/status/1522305426532052998

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

What is it with goons and red couches?

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

If it has a coupon, it's good to poop on

e: Also just noticed that's a CVS so lmao no wonder there's 30 rolls of receipt paper in that pic

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

FFT posted:

Never go full Paul Rudd at the end of The Shape of Things



Pretty sure there's a scene where he's even worse but :effort:

computer, load up celery man, please

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids


This website has no idea what it's doing.





WARNING! WARNING! THIS IS :nws:! (Maybe? Probably close enough.)

Nude Tayne

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Says you, Nuts and Gum. :rolleyes:

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

I hate it when people don't grasp the intended meaning from my incredibly rambling 100+ word run on sentence about condiments.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

The Anime Liker posted:

Sorry you're not smart enough to read 73 words with a coherent theme.

You'll fit in perfectly in the Midwest.



:confused:

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

sir from context you are clearly aware that this is a wendys drivethrough

lmao

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

is Tom ok?

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Don't forget about Kum & Go

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

"So you had a prostate exam. "
"Yes, but the doctor was male!"
"Did you ask for a nurse?"
"Nurse was MAN with HOOK!"

It's a very efficient language.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Hyperlynx posted:

I'd be really interested to hear more from the goon whose lab does brain research on ADHD and autism. I personally don't care if they post that here, but failing that a new thread or maybe the adult ADHD thread would be a good bet :shobon:

Not sure I'm going to take the linked thread too seriously, what with the OP asking if cock and ball torture is an effective treatment for ADHD.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

I really like a juicy/hazy IPA but otherwise get me a lager or wheat beer.

Also, beer snobs are annoying when it comes to domestics. When I'm chowing down on a greasy burger and fries, I want a beer that doesn't have a lot of flavor. Nothing is better than an ice cold domestic brewski at that time.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids


Nah this actually makes a little bit of sense. Nobody drinks pure H2O and the contents of water can vary pretty widely.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

"There are sooo many breweries making this beer"

ok how sexy are their mascots though

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

https://twitter.com/CodyAJSimpson/status/1545678275678048256

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

I do think that there are some problems with the potency of weed, in that it's kind of a lot for someone who is trying it for the first time. Media shows people taking huuuge rips and people probably emulate that and have a bad time.

I stopped smoking it completely years ago because I would only ever do it when hanging out with a friend, so every couple of weeks it'd be a night of taking a hit of pretty potent stuff, it being too much, waiting a bit for it to wear off, then taking another hit and it being too much again, repeat. I personally probably would've had a better time with the stuff if smoking it was a bit less potent and less peaks and valleys-ish.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Lobok posted:

Anytime someone mentions weed potency I just hear Alex Trebek saying Potent Potables.

More like potent pot edibles

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids


ok now do Prince Andrew

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

credburn posted:

I found an old angry note my father left for me in, I think, 1997? It made me laugh. I am sure a lot here are of an age where they can relate to this sort of thing.



Edit: I guess that illustration is him, frothing because he's so angry

Sorry I didn't put Encarta Disc 13 back when I was done looking up Stonehenge.

If yr dad is still around, please give him a call and tell him he rules

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you can find that disc and put it in its rightful spot in the big CD binder so that his soul may finally rest

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Large Testicles posted:

you know that wasn't there before Android Apocalypse monkey paw'd it into existence.

Well ACKSHUALLY thanks to the WONDERS of the blockchain, we can verify when it was minted and who is in "possession" of its URL. All it took to bring you this marvel of modern technology is burning down a small forest.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

ben_shapiro's_wife.joke

e: v Well at least you actually put effort into your joke lmao

Scholtz has a new favorite as of 19:26 on Aug 4, 2022

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

i never understand this level of commitment to something so meaningless. i'd rather get high, jerk off or do anything else really.

jerking off wouldn't work

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

i never understand this level of commitment to something so meaningless. i'd rather get high, jerk off or do anything else really.

jerking off doesn't give the same rush as inane internet replies

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

i never understand this level of commitment to something so meaningless. i'd rather get high, jerk off or do anything else really.

you don't know what you're talking about

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Evilreaver posted:

Yes and no

Please don't measure my dick, it hasn't been observed in years and might be big now

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids


Did someone just take Alamy Stock Image ID:HY3BEG and add some rando to it?

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

I love using whole seed mustard in my ham glaze

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

How spoiled fermented do you generally like your seafood?

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

The Bloop posted:

Meet me behind the fig tree at 6:00 if you want an rear end kicking

If your name is Chrysippus, do NOT attend this event.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

The Bloop posted:

Personally, I'd dig up their half & turn it into a flower bed

If it was an HOA violation.

You... You didn't say which half you meant...

YOU DIDN'T SAY WHICH HALF YOU MEANT!!!

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

By popular demand posted:

God damnit Rex, it's customary to wait until you are starving before you start carving up the body.

When's the last time you met a dog that wouldn't characterize itself as starving?

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

As an American, if Joe Biden attended a raid on my apartment, I don't think I could adequately convey the amount of fear it would add to the whole situation

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Stupid game is only available on SheikahOS, can't install it on my Yiga Bananaphone :mad:

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

ultrafilter posted:

The difference between the authoritarian right and the libertarian right is that the authoritarians hate BLM and AOC, whereas the libertarians hate BLM and AOC.

I thought this post was dumb when I read it last night.

Now I realize I'm the dumb one. :smith:

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Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Bum the Sad posted:

I was a libertarian when I was 16.

No at that age it's ok to date 16 year olds

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