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I just read this entire thread, page one to here, over the course of a couple months. Here are my observations: - Although there were near infinite derails, there was not one about circumcision. Yet. There were derails about hot sauce, anime, Ambien, politics, what is a sandwich, pineapple on pizza, correct coffee temperature, Stanley Kubrick, Stephen King, Dilbert, Jon drinking dog cum (at least twice), depression and meds (more than twice), angry bagel guy/short people, Mexican food in Europe, and Seinfeld, off the top of my head. - Guy Goodbody is good, Wizard Master is bad - Wired: Finding out somebody died from a meme posted in this thread (RIP Fred Willard) - Tired: Posting the Shrek Mint Ogre-Load pics again Here are a couple of my favs from the thread:                 Thank you all for listening here are a couple new additions (to this thread anyways):   upload png image
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I'll elaborate. Goodbody inspired this thread to improve itself by focusing it inwards towards more funny pictures. Anybody who complained complained about funny picture quality or lack thereof. Wizard Master posts were just grist for the derail mill (and racist/homophobic/etc.). Both were polarizing but Guy Goodbody was polarizing like a good universal solvent. He acted as thread lube. That being said, anime is blood and most pictures Guy Goodbody posted weren't funny without an extra context layer of goons falling over themselves to do funny pictures "right"
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May 30, 2020 19:48
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Wow the list of derails I posted will have to be updated with the "cop body insult" detail of 2020-2021. I'll wade in -- drat, every single police officer, trooper, is crap (DESPOTIC)
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Jun 1, 2020 23:02
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Found this in the wild yesterday!
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Jun 13, 2020 17:17
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Cocaine Bear posted:Guns! Jokes on me catching up to this thread and the Schad thread this morning, only to read a half dozen pages of TFR in both threads.
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Aug 16, 2020 16:02
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Funny farming word picture: My buddy worked on a biodynamic apple orchard and had a wild time. The farmer refused to cut or even bat down the grass surrounding the trees so it was my friend's job to lie down and log roll himself across the grass to gently push it down. Hilarious, and especially so when you consider how many wasps and hornets hang out around fallen fruit in an orchard. I asked him why he didn't just use a log or wood tied to rope to flatten grass and he said it would have been "too rough on the grass life" My friend eventually lost the job when the farmer discovered that he wasn't saving all his urine in jugs to be used as fertilizer.
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May 3, 2021 16:21
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I mean the ultimate undefeated winner of the Hemingway lookalike competition wouldn't have a beard at all anymore.
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Jul 27, 2021 06:31
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Related to 3D Megadoodoo -- I used to commute to Louisville six times a week and every single day I crossed the Dierdre Mengedoht Memorial Bridge. I thought about 3D Megadoodoo a lot, and I often laughed: Here's why. Although it's been posted in this thread a ton it's still excellent.
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Sep 27, 2021 10:12
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Platystemon posted:No one ever talks about the fact that she was hit by a sewage tanker truck whose driver was watching pornography. ON CHRISTMAS EVE!
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Sep 27, 2021 11:26
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Memento posted:right about now trunk show brothers
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Sep 28, 2021 04:56
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Oh thank goodness another useful German word like backpfeifengesichten or vergungenheitzbefeltegung
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Oct 14, 2021 21:10
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Drone_Fragger posted:degenerate weebs ... disgusting anime X:X::Y:Y
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Oct 17, 2021 10:54
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I mean, in this one small instance he's right. All property is a money pit unless you are using it to suck money out of tenants. E. Not to say that it's somehow worse than an NFT lol
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Oct 17, 2021 16:25
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Drone_Fragger posted:Poland is very racist and homophobic due to a strong background of orthodox Christianity and hating Muslims. There's also some significant antisemitism problems due to there used to be a strong Jewish population but something Happened in the 40s
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Oct 18, 2021 20:01
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Trabant posted:Poland is overwhelmingly Catholic. Perhaps they were referring to the orthodox "correct" nature of Catholic practice in Poland lol probably not
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Oct 18, 2021 20:04
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Don't put tomatoes in the fridge! (Because they'll get horny)
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Nov 1, 2021 20:25
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KillHour posted:Who keeps their wallet on their right shoulder? It's from when men wore jackets and pants without pockets. Breast pocket for wallet and watch pocket on the other side
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Nov 7, 2021 23:54
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Chard posted:this gives me a fight-or-flight response Obviously not born in the 18th century or wearing women's clothing
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Nov 8, 2021 03:10
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Or if you read the Dune thread in GBS. It's all we really talk about.
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Nov 14, 2021 07:58
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Charlize II
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Nov 14, 2021 08:18
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zedprime posted:A bookmark. Not much book, what's mark with you?
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Nov 18, 2021 16:43
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OwlFancier posted:Why is it "for women" ? Because the cheese is in flow
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Nov 19, 2021 23:56
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gbut posted:
RE: FWD: RE: RE: BCC: Then the students got on their desks and clapped
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Nov 22, 2021 14:23
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:There's more than one kind of NSFW. Listen pal there's not a single job in this great country where if the boss caught you watching that video they wouldn't chuckle along and you know that 
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Nov 24, 2021 03:54
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Oh I'm sorry I thought I was somewhere else. Where exactly, I'm not entirely sure. But I'm sure that was an appropriate post for wherever I believed I was! L...LOL!
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Nov 24, 2021 15:31
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Nov 25, 2021 08:30
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Hyperlynx posted:Naw man, that's cock artillery! Barely know 'ertillery
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Nov 26, 2021 01:35
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HiroProtagonist posted:lmao this is also weirdly wholesome and fun Simultaneously good clean fun and entirely devastating to have your parents walk in on
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Nov 29, 2021 00:43
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I can SMELL this car. (It's Black and Milds and mildew)
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Nov 29, 2021 02:19
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Zetsubou-san posted:How a club for people called Richard refer to their newest member: Hehehe member
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Nov 30, 2021 08:48
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I really wanted to be able to answer this but now I'm wondering the same thing. It looks like an elastic band that may be driving a mechanism underneath, or perhaps making noise from the ridges on the drum cylinder? Very much not a normal orchestral instrument afaik
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Dec 2, 2021 01:54
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Flipperwaldt posted:It's a wind machine, for making the sound effect. Oh thank god it was starting to itch
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Dec 2, 2021 03:12
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Stexils posted:starting to think weve devolved since our cro-magnon days Hey careful now a cro-magnon wrote this
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Dec 2, 2021 03:20
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OwlFancier posted:If you like stupid classical music jokes then there is a guy who has made an entire career out of them: I lost it when the 1712 Overture switched to "Pop Goes the Weasel" from the french horns. Beautiful stuff
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Dec 2, 2021 08:12
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Data Graham posted:Speaking as a bassoonist, To be fair I think it's a piano piece that uses a bassoon as a weapon/extra key
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Dec 2, 2021 18:11
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Even though it's canned if you leave it too long it'll sprout
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Jabberlock posted:Obv you take breaks Only to change out the heliox tank
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Dec 6, 2021 15:49
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I just watched a terrible Christmas movie with my wife where the romantic premise was tragic and bored NYC chef has to emergency train a local inn owner to cook to save the inn. Etc. It made me so mad because every time they were cooking (and it was a big part of the movie with the big competition etc) it was using a dull cheap knife to hack ineffectively at vegetables and the end result even looked terrible. It was so obvious that they didn't even hire a professional food stylist, never mind consult with anybody who's ever been on the line. It was made even more infuriating by the sub plot of an evil television producer that the script included vernacular production titles and an extreme familiarity with that industry. Made it seem extractive to kitchen workers, although it was an adaptation of a literal Harlequin novel so what should I expect. That in contrast to hiring Thomas loving Keller to advise everything and making it OOZE kitchen culture like Ratatouille. Good movie on a cinema level but also it makes anybody who has spent time in a professional kitchen feel literally at home. Woo boy strong feelings lol
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Dec 6, 2021 21:56
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Coheed 4 Lyfe bro I do not sincerely hold this position
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Mars Volta is just later ATDI. False dichotomy. Isn't E: quick Google search tells me it's Taking Back Sunday. Whatever.
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