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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

precision posted:

post good video game horses

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I've always understood SHITBOX to be a good company, what's wrong with them

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Sakurazuka posted:

Is Fall of Cybertron good, assuming I remember liking War for Cybertron but it's been a while since I played it?

I thought it was pretty good

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Sakurazuka posted:

Ceaseless Discharge is probably the most :effort: boss I've ever seen in a videogame.

I'm curious but there's no goddamn way I'm googling a name like that

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

you're getting very defensive about nerd sweat

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Mordja posted:

No, no, no. Please don't roll the baby.

yeah babies aren't evenly weighted at all, you'll just keep getting the same results

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Now you can obsessively optimize your farm for maximal profits/ideal appearance.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Man, Peace Walker was when Kojima crossed the line with character names

Shoot Gunner

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Jay Rust posted:

Why don't all game developers get together and figure out what menu to put Subtitles in

and why are they never on by default

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Palpek posted:

My wallet!



7XX (currently sold out)

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Quest For Glory II posted:

also I wish Steam allowed a Zeldalike tag. maybe a generic term needs to be coined. find another game like zelda to merge with it (other than metroid)

zeldyne (zelda + anodyne)
zelhorn (zelda + oceanhorn)
ittleda (ittle dew + zelda)
zeldis (zelda + crystalis)
zelreaver
zelegacy

zelzel (zelda + zelda 2)

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

x bone x is the same backwards & forwards

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005


ɘnodbone

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

FirstAidKite posted:

Also, who is Vivian James?

gamergaters created an imaginary girl character as an anti-feminist mouthpiece

then they made shitloads of porn about her

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

will there be tilt/touch controls for skeleton dating

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Guy Mann posted:

Rewatching the new Wolfenstein trailer, has there ever been another game with a pregnant woman kicking rear end in it?

Alien3

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

how do you pronounce "xrd"

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

tap my mountain posted:

Everybody knows that butts are the new boobs in gaming

look forward to Trails under Silent Heaven in Q4 2017

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

just stay away from Trails under Rose Dawn, they kind of lost their way with that one

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Poniard posted:

Who likes collectors editions


so much for the tolerant luft

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Cowcaster posted:

that title doesn't abbreviate into any part of the human anatomy at all, pass

eat my cotwar bitch :twisted:

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Jay Rust posted:

What are people's desert island game?

Raft Survival Simulator

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Palpek posted:

Your best bet for playing multiplayer with well-adjusted people is playing with goons, that's how dire things are.

COCKS COCKS COCKS

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

haveblue posted:

You still see the occasional lonely "xxxWeedNazi420xxx has joined the public chat channel" message, but hardly ever more than one per game so they're still just screaming into the void.

please don't doxx me

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

top tier game dads:





Asura's Wrath and Alan Wake have got me wondering: how many games out there manage to be enjoyable and worthwhile experiences, even though their gameplay's not the best?

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

VideoGames posted:

A new Atari console what the heck?!

unless we see a remake of Todd's Adventures in Slimeworld the whole endeavor is pointless

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Mak0rz posted:

Okay I decided to start playing Morrowind for the first time ever. Everyone walks like they poo poo their pants!
- Recommended races, classes, skills?

they are walking with virtue, outlander

IMO the most fun & useful class would have most of the magic skills, but with a weapon skill instead of Destruction and maybe Heavy Armor instead of Unarmored. Do all your fighting with Bound Weapons.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Jay Rust posted:

I want more good momgames, games about moms being moms (and not games for bored moms in the suburbs)

Parasite Eve

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005


we thought we knew "dangerously cheesy"

how wrong we were

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Dr Cheeto posted:

Are there other good dadgames for the system? He's not good at video games.

If he likes Yoshi's Wooly World then take a look at Kirby's Epic Yarn.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

have you considered a song of ice and fire by george rr martin

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

as if today's consoles could replicate Mode 7

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

PantsBandit posted:

$40 is still probably steeper than what I want to pay but decent coop games are few and far between.

EDF 4.1 is $30 right now.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

mutata posted:

What are some games that have good inventory systems?

Ultima VII let you sort all your inventory objects like a desktop, and also you could put a ship's hold in your backpack for infinite carrying capacity

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

PUBG is a patently stupid acronym and I can't wait for it to enter common usage as a genre of its own

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Sakurazuka posted:

I can't remember number it is but there's one mission it's really easy to grind on Inferno, even with crappy weapons, to get OP ones, it's the one that's a beach defence, you can let the NPCs take care of pretty much everything then swoop in and grab all the drops.

Sounds like Mission 14: Preventing Landfall.

chumbler posted:

I bought Earth Defense Force 4.1 in the sale and have it downloading right now. Anything I should know?

Ranger is the most versatile and easiest to play of the soldier types. A Ranger with assault rifle & rocket launcher is good against just about everything.

Wing Diver gets fancy energy weapons and the best mobility with her jump pack, but also gets the least armor.

Air Raider gets artillery, airstrikes, orbital lasers, sticky bombs, vehicle drops, and a bunch of co-op focused stuff like powerup zones and laser guides for allied missiles. Their support strikes can do a ton of damage over a huge area, but they have weak anti-air until you can get certain weapons like Naegling Self-Propelled Rockets, Limpet Snipers, or Skytrap Wires. Most of their support isn't available in cave missions, although their placeable turrets and shrapnel bombs are really strong underground. There are also one or two missions where some of your support just isn't available.

Fencer is for try-hards. If you play Fencer, you ought to know about dash-canceling. All of the close combat weapons like your starting Blasthole Spear will let you do a quick jet-dash in any direction by pressing Shift or Space (depending on which hand the weapon is in). If you have a shield in your other hand, then you can press Space or Shift (whichever one isn't the dash) to reflect enemy projectiles. Using reflect at the right time during a dash will cancel the animation and let you dash much more quickly. The shield reflect winds up being a Fencer's strongest attack on higher difficulties so git gud with it.

And make sure you go into your game options and bind the EDF fight song to your L-Ctrl quick chat.

Hwurmp fucked around with this message at 12:33 on Jun 25, 2017

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

chumbler posted:

I played around 4 hours of EDF last night got to mission 22 or so on normal. Around that beach landing mission with hectors I found the guns I had been getting weren't really cutting it any more, but a quick run of mission 1 on hard solved that. I haven't seen a whole lot of reason to switch away from ranger, particularly on missions where you have to take down transports.

Rangers are definitely the best anti-air, it's not even a contest.

Look forward to Mission 29. It's awesome.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

FirstAidKite posted:

There was some FPS on steam I can't remember the name of where you did nothing but punch weird lookin things, I remember the game looked kinda tribal or something.

Zeno Clash?

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005


50 Cent Blood on the Sand sequel lookin good

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Jay Rust posted:

I say we ban sequels. Every new game has to be an entirely new IP

prequels are a much bigger problem than sequels imo

tap my mountain posted:

Are there any other 3rd games that are the peak of the series? Usually that's the worst one.

Trails in the Sky

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