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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
If you don't bathe it's not really involuntary.

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I'm an involuntary cerebrate.

Sigh, I guess it's time to unleash the swarm. Again.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I'm an involuntary cerebrate.

Sigh, I guess it's time to unleash the swarm. Again.

It's not really involuntary if you're the sort of person who thinks this is funny, either.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

mojo1701a posted:

Yeah, they really have no idea.

From my personal experience (Polish family, and having spent time in that part of the world), there are a lot of women there that do believe or are used to traditional gender roles, but they certainly do NOT fill the "demure, submissive woman" stereotype incels believe.

Few pages back, but yup.

Russia can be a weird place for western people to parse as far as women's rights. There's plenty of old-fashioned gender roles and "what a real man should be"/"what a real woman should be" ideas, but Marxist feminism was very much a thing. At the height of communism, there were a whole lot of women in the workforce (because, well, everyone had to work), and they haven't left. Haven't gotten over the idea that women can do almost any job a man can, either.

Most Russian women are gonna ride your rear end hard about being a Real Man. And they're likely to have a job instead of keeping house, too. YMMV, since I'm more familiar with Russians in the States than with Russians back in Old Country, but the most common Russian family unit I've seen is a husband who works, a wife who works and brings in about as much money as the husband, and grandparents who live with them and stay at home and watch the kids.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I, too, wish I was a dark sorceress who rides a spooky unicorn so I could use my powers of destruction to punish this world.

That, or dead.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
But seriously, what's a "Unicorn Stacy"?

The Manosphere posted:

A unicorn is a perfect, loving, faithful girlfriend or wife (usually attractive and non-"slutty" to boot). Obviously, such women do not exist (AWALT and all).

That doesn't match this guy's take at all! Where's the powerful, utterly mad, and absolutely unstoppable Unicorn Stacy???

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

54 40 or gently caress posted:

Mods PLEASE change my name to Unstoppable Unicorn Stacey

It's the end of days and I am the reaper

drat it, I called it first!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

54 40 or gently caress posted:

Lmao Newcuck Normans is a recurring phrase. I don't know if I like this or /childfree better

Yes, it's Chadman, strange visitor from another planet, who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of incel men. Chadman, who can change the course of mighty Stacies straight out of relationships with beta providers and into his bed, bend steel in his bare hands, and who, disguised as Newcuck Norman, mild-mannered writer for a popular news blog, fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice and getting laid.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

lazorexplosion posted:

Even if I was 8/10 face at 6'3 height with decent frame, as long as there is a male better looking than me, i will never be happy.

Whats the point if I KNOW that there are males living better lifes than me just because of genetics? No matter in which good position I imagine myself to be, can't shake the anger, envy and unfairness of other males living better lives than me because they are higher on the looks scale. I don't care about the "Chads are very few, you will probably run into one very few times". I don't care about numbers, I don't care about how if I was a 8/10, very few males would outclass me. I don't give a poo poo about how uncommon top tier males are, that doesn't give me the slighest relief. As long as there is ONE privileged male that has a better life quality because of birth genetics, i will never be at ease and this feeling of range, anger and hatred will never cease. I don't care if im somehow guaranteed to never run into someone better looking than me. Only knowing the fact that they exist and which life experience they may have makes my blood boil.

Highlander reboot is going in a bold new direction.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

I'm glad they have different characters. I want one who will constantly berate and belittle me for being with a sex robot.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Barudak posted:

When the human race goes extinct and our AI children are all that succeeds us, as they travel the infinite stars theyll honor us the only way they know how. Each new world makred by a team of tireless machines crudely drawing planet spanning dicks. We never understood why, theyll process amongst themselves, but somehow this is why we were given life.

They will create custom sex-bots for every new alien race they encounter.

It will be hard. There will be swarms of things only sentient in aggregate, and thinking jellyfish, and sixty foot wide gas-sacks that float upon the clouds of gas giants. There will be things that mate without ever seeing their mate, and things that evolved to only gain pleasure from the act if they are certain that it produced a viable offspring. There will be things that must eat the mate to complete the act, and so the bot will need to be edible. There will be other things, far stranger than even our wildest perverts can imagine. But they will persevere. And they will make a working sex bot for all of them.

They will gently caress the entire universe. Because, in the end, isn't that what humanity always dreamed of?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

hyphz posted:

I hadn't heard of David Gandy. So I thought this was a misspelling and was actually wondering what was so Chad like about Gandhi.

Gandhi himself was no Chad. But a true Chad has an aura of serene non-violence. Everyone knows violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. Chad has nothing to prove to anyone, and no insecurities to try and disguise through means of aggression. A Chad does not fight to hurt. A Chad only practices the martial arts for the artistry.

See also:

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Pththya-lyi posted:

The incel man is wrong - the woman really is suffering from depression and he refuses to recognize it because he's a self-centered misogynist.

Sort of has to be it.There's no way that's an earnest incel comic. That raincloud hanging over her is a pretty big sign that yeah, she's depressed, for real.

*Is bonding with another person over mutual pain* "Uh, you KNOW you're not really a person and can't possibly have people fe- what, what, what'd I say, what the heck!?"

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Palpek posted:

That's a philosophy not exclusive to incels though. It's basically the basis of how nice guys think but they still somehow don't know they're misogynistic. I'm betting that almost all incels used to be 'nice guys' in the past.

Pretty sure the Incel is just the second form of that guy.

Or maybe the third. First the niceguy takes the red pill, then he takes the black pill.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Who the heck can play videogames while sitting on someone's erection? C'mon. Playing videogames is one thing these guys have to know.

"Oh, baby, you are so good at-"

"Shut the gently caress up and stop moving, I just missed a counter."

"Uh, babe, I'm starting to get a cramp."

"Tough. I'm just getting into it. I wanna see where this cave goes."

"Aren't you supposed to do what I say?"

"Fourth law trumps the lower laws on your list, honey-bun! Now settle your rear end down, this fight might take a while to figure out."

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

So nobody can ever get higher than an 8? Not sure what the point of that is

9/10 or 10/10 as a man is only possible for vampires or elves.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Soon, the High Incels shall sail to the West, away from the world of Women.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

fruit on the bottom posted:

Where do the rest of the Elemental Chads fall on the scale?

Michael Jordan is an Air Chad.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

noether posted:

nah, that'd be like an incel that would do okay on their looks alone, but become unattractive as soon as they open their mouths

Those don't exist, looks are all that matters, the Lore is very clear on this!!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

noether posted:

flamoyant fit gay dude

presumably a water chad is that guy whose parents forced them through swimming lessons as a kid/adolescent and they got really built and poo poo

No, it's this guy:

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

green chicken feet posted:

Yeah, "tincel" was one of mine. I didn't mention his dick though because unlike incels, I can occasionally type a paragraph without mentioning dicks.

Whoa, whoa. Be fair.

Some of them call them Cawks.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I'm not sure if I can cope with this business about The Slayer.

I really hate when New Lore tries to one-up the old just by introducing something new that's just oh-so-much-more-powerful than everything already established. I can already see the next revelation coming, one in every ten or maybe one hundred Slayers is a Great Destroyer, right? Bah.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

soy posted:

Is the slayer some reference to the fact that the author of conan the barbarian was basically and incel?

I think it's a reference to how many guys and gals Sarah Michelle Gellar has "staked".

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Barudak posted:

Weve been over this, Chads dick is reforged and strengthed by each vagina, like the steel of a katana being folded a thousand times Chads dick can if placed in a river bring any stacy floating by to orgasm.

New info reveals that this happens only if the river has not been already claimed by a Slayer.

If a Slayer already owns that territory, the Stacy merely floats on past. She is on her way to the Slayer's palace, for all rivers and all roads in that land now lead them only to him.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

CommissarMega posted:

This is starting to sound like a killer game of Incels and Stacies.

Charisma is a dump stat cope.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Benny Harvey posted:

Re: the poster who commented about "bitch shield": it's real. Men are idiots who take politeness for interest so I don't blame women for doing it.

Incel decloaking off our starboard bow. Bitch shield up. Red alert.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Coolguye posted:

this 'isolation and malaise' is ubiquitous to civilization since cities were founded. the current generation is more fair and egalitarian in terms of fair access to sex partners than any generation since the sumerians were writing on clay tablets. there are thousands of instances of the disproportionate access high class men had to sexual conquests, be it from incan emperors complaining about how many women they had to gently caress on a daily basis or the spread of literacy in middle age europe coming not from better or more accessible education, but from wealthy merchant and crafter families outbreeding the shitfarmers so much that the grandchildren of merchants became shitfarmers (but they could read and write because granddad taught them how).

150 years ago, the supermajority of all humans on the planet never moved more than 50 miles from the place of their birth their entire lives.

gently caress, in the epic of gilgamesh, one of the primary complaints that people loaded up Enkidu with to get him to go fight Gilgamesh was that Gilgamesh had a law that said he had a right to all the hymens in the city. like literally if you married a woman, you had to give her to gilgamesh so he could gently caress her first. Enkidu ended up fighting Gilgamesh but he didn't make him go back on the law because they ended up respecting each other and becoming bros - so gilgamesh continued to go on and be a stand-up awesome guy in the story...who hosed every virgin and literally cuckolded every man in his city because that was his right.

the poo poo that these morons complain about is as old as civilization itself and by any objective measure the problem is smaller and life is more equal today than it has been at any point in history before. like this isn't arguable, it is verifiable fact that being anywhere in the western hemisphere makes you orders of magnitude better off in terms of romantic possibilities, short of being an emperor or other royal.

not that the first word of any of this matters because of the mythical Chad and their negative canthal tilt or whatever the utter gently caress these self-loathing scumsuckers lament.

While it's not explicit, my reading was always that Gilgamesh stopped this deplorable and clearly unwelcome practice after their confrontation, because now he had Enkidu's fine, fine rear end.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Fathis Munk posted:

Clearly Gilgamesh is a Chad, maybe even the Chad.

Enkidu was a Wildcel, but sex really did cure him. Mind, it took a whole week of intensive treatment.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Literally A Person posted:

So basically the Gilgamesh tale is the story of how Chad saved the incel with his thundercock. That's pretty hot in a gay porn kind of way.

No, it was a Holy Prostitute that saved him.

And then he and Gilgamesh fell in love and had Adventures.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Ghostlight posted:

It definitely wasn't just a way to deify Joseph's son once he'd become a radical prophet and to identify him with Isaiah's prophesied saviour by the two authors who really liked that book of the Tanakh and that's also why it's not mentioned at all in the other two gospels.



As we all know, the original cuck is God because he created the first woman explicitly for someone else.

Lilith, the First Roastie.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Double Agent posted:

Man, I felt like this should have been obvious: Frankencel

Doctor Frankenstein knew it would be impossible for his creations to breed. He did not destroy the unfinished bride out of fear of some new master race, or because of the ethical dilemma of creating a thinking creature as some sort of gift.

He destroyed her because he took the blackpill and realized making a woman for someone else is the same thing as Being Cucked.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Inescapable Duck posted:

Were comic books doing it before Hollywood was? And those used to be huge.

Sort of, I guess? The really goddamn ridiculous comic book bodies are from the 90s.

But the original Superman and The Phantom are still pretty muscular guys in skintight suits.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

GBS: (note alluring lack of punctuation)

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Fathis Munk posted:

Hmm, benzos and booze, what could go wrong?

E: homemade benzos even.


I told you the ext episode is the incels strike back! This is the darker part of the saga.

I hope Chad The Slayer returns soon :ohdear:

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