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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Flavius Aetass posted:

my uncle was the last person to pump gas before a guy got shot at the same pump

drat thats some poo poo

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

dick cheney shot a guy in the face while quail hunting lmao

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

zegermans posted:

Media got told to refer to his face as being "peppered" and went along with it even though he nearly died

well it was 28 gauge birdshot. peppered seems accurate.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

V. Illych L. posted:

tom friedman has worked one of the most prestigious jobs in journalism for years and years and has the ear of very powerful people

lol

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


corn cob

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Mandoric posted:

hey, that got David Cameron the big seat

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

H.P. Hovercraft posted:



also lol they printed his name



sorry im obligated to do this whenever i see this picture

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Vim Fuego posted:

Jeff Sessions

lmao

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Kitfox88 posted:

Grover posting with implications he was a hardcore military operative and then he was just an hvac contractor or whatever lol

he was a gip mod lol

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Punkin Spunkin posted:

This is an all-time moment alongside DMX discovering Google and the time he got arrested at an airport high while impersonating a federal agent. Dude was my chuck norris as a kid.

dmx owns

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

david Petraeus, the most hyped general of his era, got fired as head of CIA because he thought deleting gmail drafts would delete any record of him leaking info to his mistress/biographer

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

El_Elegante posted:

he hosed and he got paid
no criminal charges either. Obama loved impunity for corrupt authorities, astounding considering how little he seemed to wet his own beak

reality winner got over 5 years and covid

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Antonymous posted:

she's a corrupt authority?

no thats just how they treat people with morals

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

uber_stoat posted:

once stood within striking distance of the Presidency of the USA, now is a personal injury lawyer. this is some better call saul poo poo.

that's what he did before he got into politics, so he was saul before saul was a thing

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

smoobles posted:

hamilton has good songs

:blastu:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Necrothatcher posted:

I met Lin Manuel Miranda at a party a few years back and he got snippy that I didn't know who he was.

shoulda shoved him in the garbage

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

jisforjosh posted:

On the Lin Manuel Miranda kick

Lindasy Ellis doing him absolutely dirty in this (46 seconds in)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CameSDK-2m8

same but TRUUUUUUUMP

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


cowards flee from accelerationism

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

imbibe dicklow

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

scott walker got conned by foxconn lmao

https://www.theverge.com/21507966/foxconn-empty-factories-wisconsin-jobs-loophole-trump

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


lmao

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

thinkin bout that soup for my family

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN-Fg_tzros

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

be free tarp ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMH8gLzl4KU

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=598715073

ArmedZombie has issued a correction as of 18:48 on May 20, 2021

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

swedish idiots gave Obama the peace prize and then he became the most assassinatingest president ever lmao

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Durf posted:

if you want a true history of america and its psyche read Blood Meridian

still dancin binch!!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

paul_soccer12 posted:

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/doctors-without-borders-bombing_n_5615690ce4b021e856d33d51

US/NATO planes bombed a hospital operated by Doctors Without Borders in Afghanistan on Saturday. The attack lasted an hour, and continued even after medics “frantically phoned NATO and Washington” to tell them what they were bombing.

It was no use. The attackers already knew full well what their target was. Doctors Without Borders had long ago provided them with the GPS coordinates of their facilities. And the US-installed Afghan government, which had raided that very same hospital in July of this year, had requested the strike, claiming the hospital was being used by insurgents.

The attack killed 22 people, including 12 medical workers and 10 patients. Three of the patients were children. The first bombardment targeted the Intensive Care Unit, where an eyewitness nurse said, “Patients were burning in their beds.” And a hospital caretaker said that he could hear women and children, “screaming for help inside the hospital while it was set ablaze by the bombing.”

Doctors Without Borders won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1999. President Obama was awarded his in 2009. As Commander-in-Chief of the military that bombed the Doctors Without Borders hospital, this makes Obama perhaps the first Nobel Peace Prize winner to bomb another Nobel Peace Prize winner.

*timidly sips flint Michigan water*

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

frankenfreak posted:

Beto, on the tables
Cain, his smile slow
Santorum, the people bleugh

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


I'm the helly Hansen shirt

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

zegermans posted:

ah yes, the two races

lmao

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Dreylad posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkliinjFeA8

this will be reposted every few pages forever

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

john McCain is hella dead lmao

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Bust Rodd posted:

ok how about when Ralph Northam was called out for doing blackface and he claimed in his defense that he had a really good Michael Jackson impression and could moonwalk, and when the reporter followed up with “can you show us” he CHECKS TO SEE IF THERE IS ROOM ON STAGE and his wife lightly touched his shoulder and shook her head and he clearly deflates and says “no”

lmfao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-qUWsRbJVI

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


so good

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

paul_soccer12 posted:

France won the American revolutionary war for you

the French PM married an old lady who was his teacher

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


lmfao that's a good one

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Kitfox88 posted:

that video belongs in the smithsonian

never forget :patriot:

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgLMghcPDVs

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