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Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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more like sec gently caress thread

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Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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https://twitter.com/apwestregion/status/958128337464913920

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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Sapozhnik posted:

enjoying the replies to that thread almost universally making GBS threads on amazon and bezos

good:
https://twitter.com/paleofuture/status/958769730734637056

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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lol thiel

https://twitter.com/larsthewanderer/status/958929648833851392

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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President Beep posted:

:rolleye:

there’s a fundamental naivety here. ur obvs not ready for the redpill.

never go on reddit

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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dc3k posted:

it's made by californians and reacts like californians. OH MY GOD, WE'RE SURROUNDED BY SNOW EVERYBODY FREAK OUT

can you imagine the street value of this mountain alone?!

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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Luigi Thirty posted:

Logan Paul got all his videos de-monetized because he decided tasing a dead rat was a good comeback

https://twitter.com/chariotdagawd/status/961335932350795781

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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Greatbacon posted:

Yup, the first generation of kids in the US in a century without lead poisoning and literally the sum of human knowledge in their hands is actually very dumb compared to their parents.

Go drink some hemlock old man.

if you use this phrase to refer to "the internet," you are a huge loving dipshit

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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Notorious b.s.d. posted:

are you surprised by a post from "GreatBacon" ?

no, but it's common usage around the tech obsessed from what I've seen

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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guess Facebook changed a thing?



https://twitter.com/zeynep/status/961947585199079424

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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infernal machines posted:

having an option buried under a menu to enable "search for what i actually typed" is also some amazing loving UX design

yeah goog has been trash for years and yet people still fellate them as cool and groundbreaking

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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so what you're saying is that we need an identity blockchain run by google

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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Sagebrush posted:

cats are the girls and dogs are the boys

every first grader knows this

https://twitter.com/nekocase/status/936245511992041472

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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DELETE CASCADE posted:

why are marketing people obsessed with the difference between ease and simplicity lately? and they always need to point out that their product has both? IT'S SIMPLE AND EASY! extra points when it's neither

like was there a ted talk or keynote at wharton or hbs or something

they needed something to replace the old hackneyed NEW AND IMPROVED

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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I was going to find some Quinn norton thibg from 2014, but have this instead
https://twitter.com/gabriel__lewis/status/963121814166630400

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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oh there it is
https://twitter.com/quinnnorton/status/513088706807627776

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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rodents of size unusual

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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Notorious b.s.d. posted:

i'm surprised he's not hanging out in the o.c. or inland empire

proto-fascist vampires are kind of the core constituencies there

yeah but he's not a farmer

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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FrozenVent posted:

you hedge against a collapse of the industry you work in by investing in everything but that industry

drat it feels good to be a bankster

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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atomicthumbs posted:

only because the tesla roadster was a lotus elise with a tesla powertrain jammed into it

that was the original one that most people don't know about. I'm sure op was talking about the new one

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it's esp amusing because there are numerous studies that show that unlimited paid sick leave leads to fewer days taken off overall compared to literally any other scheme

you'd think these chucklefucks would actually be doing some reading about this stuff but noooope that's not how you ceo

i mean it's not like there are a ton of studies out there saying his bad open offices are for the last 20 years, AND YET

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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infernal machines posted:

well, actually, he's just fishmeching into the void

new gaspar noë movie looking weak

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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Canadian tire money is real tho

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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atomicthumbs posted:

*car automatically drives to the gas station that paid $0.000219 more for placement, which coincidentally charges $4.20 per gallon*

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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lomarf: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/feb/22/snapchat-redesign-12m-signature-petition-social-media-app-kylie-jenner-celebrities

quote:


More than $1bn was wiped off Snap Inc’s market value on Thursday, in one of the company’s worst trading days since it went public last year – and the rout was led by a bored tweet from a member of the Kardashian clan.

Kylie Jenner, one of the first wave of celebrities whose fame grew primarily on Snapchat over other social media firms, shared her disappointment with the app on Twitter late on Wednesday: “sooo does anyone else not open Snapchat anymore? Or is it just me ... ugh this is so sad,” she said. “[S]till love you tho snap ... my first love”.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

no i'm p sure the solution to traffic is "more cars"

hey mr. Ford are you running for mayor of Toronto again?!

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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haveblue posted:

reddit, it's worse than facebook at letting bad communities fester

maybe, but it doesn't have an omnipresent ad tracking system following you around.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

everyone is just mocking him in the comments and he’s not happy about it at all

good

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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was this posted already? https://www.thedailybeast.com/facebooks-algorithm-hijacked-this-dollar8-billion-company-to-sell-cat-blindfolds

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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rjmccall posted:

yes, if you are the sort of person who thinks the number 14 is always a reference to hitler, you are probably also traumatized by the phrase "red pill"

nah. any easier Matrix references have been completely subsumed by MRA/alt-right bullshit. because those chucklefucks thought they were being super smart and edgy referencing the Matrix in the first place. you're just being obtuse.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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President Beep posted:

always use “SWIM”. allows for the perfect crime.

:twisted:

so
what
I'm
male

?

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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Jonny 290 posted:

i enjoyed sf much more once i figured out the electric bus thing. its goofy af infrastructure but holy poo poo they got the TORQUE

bro, go to Vancouver they got hella trolley buses

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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my apologies

jonny, go to Vancouver they got hella trolley buses

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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eschaton posted:

and they have so much TOUQUE

a good joke :canada:

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

smdh if you deign to use a paper filter rather than a gold mesh one in brewing such an elixir

paper is better

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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JawnV6 posted:

did we talk about the fun new water park, The Decapitator
https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/977310384842420224


holy poo poo, I swear I just saw something on tv about them making this. unless there's more than one quickly built tallest water slide with a hill in the middle

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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SENSUAL DAD KISS posted:

Uber has drawn more blood than Theranos ever did

:drat:

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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Bulgakov posted:

lol frig off



not that problems like that are latvia-exclusive

#lifegoals https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2018-03-15/the-wild-pizzas-of-southern-italy-have-to-be-seen-to-be-believed

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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infernal machines posted:

it's a me, target canada!

rip infernal machines

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Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

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haveblue posted:

the shoplifting subreddit got banned, lol

u wouldn't steal a web site

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