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TOXX COLLECTION POST 2018 Toxxes wicka posted:iospace, please ban me if Fernando Alonso does not win the 2018 FIA Formula One World Drivers' Championship. Wirth1000 posted:
1500quidporsche posted:Mods probate me for a month and change my name to 1500quidpoocati if Andrea Dovizioso does not win the 2018 MotoGP championship OhsH posted:Toxx me one month for every race that Stroll doesn't finish. The month will reset every time he fails to finish, as it has been agreed upon. Wirth1000 posted:Ban me if Stroll wins a race. Sounds good. DoctorGonzo posted:if ferrari doesnt win the title probate me from the off season thread You sure? Alright. Feels Villeneuve posted:I will watch an entire MLS match if Lewis Hamilton wins the title in 2018.  Conceded by Feels and will be fulfilled on 10/28Rhopunzel posted:Toxx me if McLaren don't win a race With one month as the punishment, enforced at the end of the season. Human Grand Prix posted:If Stroll wins a race I request an 11 year probation. If I ever have to fulfill this, I'm sorry. Roller Coast Guard posted:Probate me for a month if Alonso has fewer WDC points than both Williams drivers combined at the end of the season. Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:
GramCracker posted:Give me a month if the season ends and Fernando Alonso has less WDC points than the WCC points of Toro Rosso-Honda or less WDC points than Stroll. NtotheTC posted:I'll take a month if Ferrari come higher than fourth in the WCC or if McLaren win a race, whichever happens first (neither will happen) NtotheTC posted:The McLaren one is multi-season by the way. I genuinely believe they won't ever win an F1 race again after watching Grand Prix Driver. Theophany posted:iospace! Khablam posted:At least the thread can pretend all those guys in orange are supporting McLaren and not F1's most exciting driver, Max. 1500quidporsche posted:If McLaren podiums this season I will buy a brand new set of kart tires. loving BubbaGrace posted:
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 Ok then! Deepfried posted:
CratSock posted:LOL. Probe me for a month for each Stroll podium next season. Future toxxes: 1500quidporsche posted:Lance will get on the podium at least twice in 2019 or I’ll eat a month Cactrot posted:I'll take a month if stroll gets two podiums next season Wiltsghost posted:Same, there is zero chance. He is loving garbage. Why do you guys love some rear end in a top hat who is only in the sport because his dad is rich. (also making the same toxx as cactrot) 1500quidporsche posted:Mods please ban me if LeClerc has less points than Vettel at the end of 2019 The pact is sealed. Khablam posted:
The quality of the thread... stays the same. Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:Ban me if Ricciardo wins a race in 2019. I look forward to this one ImplicitAssembler posted:
 freeranger posted:Same OP! Sure why not. geonetix posted:With this recent honda news, iospace take note, i'll have a 3 month probe if RBR ends up in the top 3, and a month anytime max wins a race Nybble posted:Since I'm a F1 Thread newbie, I figure I better fit in and put in my own toxx for the upcoming season. OhsH posted:ban me if lance stroll doesnt out perform kubica big crush on Chad OMG posted:Probate me for a week for every race Lewis Hamilton (🙌🏽) doesn’t win, and ban me if anyone else wins the WDC in 2019. Norns posted:Just ban me if anyone but Merc wins the WDC I guess. gently caress it. Offseason thread ban only, per negotiation! Dirt Road Junglist posted:Sigh. Okay, let me get in on the fun. All noted (from page 48). Frond posted:If Kimi reaches the podium I will eat a completo while running on a treadmill. I think you have the 11 year from last year, but completos for all! ilmucche posted:I'll take the flipside of that. DRJ gets to pick the avatar here. geonetix posted:I’ll be fine. Noted! big crush on Chad OMG posted:I’ll donate $10 to charity for every race that Lewis doesn’t win. Bring it 
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Ban me if Alonso wins the title next season in the 2018 FIA Formula 1 World Championship
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ATTENTION GONZO: If you make an effort post detailing the history of hot dogs and the variations of them, I'll let you post. Otherwise, you're getting a 6er every time you post in the thread. That is all.
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Ok, Theo PM'd me about his toxx. He gets till the end of the year because of something outside of his control.
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Thanks Ants posted:Posting in the offseason thread Thants.
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Endymion FRS MK1 posted:Wait where'd the regular season thread go, I need to catch up on it when I watch the race tonight Purgatory: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3850579 Rhopunzel posted:It's been a good run, boys... 
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just lol if you expect Pirelli to get better.
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It's like expecting 1500 to buy new tires instead of rummaging through the bin.
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Thank you gonzo, you are free
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CratSock posted:I feel #megablessed to be reading this page with both pee and poo references. New heights achieved! 
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You Am I posted:What the gently caress are you doing on reddit?
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Wirth1000 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4z2hs2oI20 It should always be 0%.
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big crush on Chad OMG posted:Women to womyn Let's not. It's a transphobic dogwhistle.
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You Am I posted:Is it? I didn't know that. I always saw it associated with feminists who hate the word man. I'll remember that in future. Yup, it is. It's Schlesische posted:TERFs "Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists". Basically, people who call themselves womyn are saying that transwomen aren't actually women but freaks. You aren't wrong though that the original use was that, though, but it's been corrupted at this point.
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Khablam posted:My kitty is super normal. Makes you think, right? That is a fluffy cat.
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The Kimoa Kid posted:My cat is better. Provide evidence, whore
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Nybble posted:I'm pretty new to F1, so recently I picked up "How To Build A Car" by Adrian Newey as part of trying to learn about the history of the sport. I've learned 3 things: Ferrai will always find a way to gently caress it up.
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Wirth1000 posted:lol Kimi was completely wasted at the FIA Prize Giving ceremony You mean there's time where he's not?
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Theophany posted:Nah, Rosberg for his season long masterclass in games of the mind that broke Poois Shamilton and delivered him a stellar World Driver's Championship against the odds in a fairytale season tbh. Well, it also gave us Lewis breaking Vettel's brain endlessly too.
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The Kimoa Kid posted:I had a dream last night that the FIA implemented last-minute safety regulations that resulted in McLaren being by far the fastest car in the field. Alonso crashed from the lead and Vandoorne finished third. This is it. The most Wicka post that's not a meltdown.
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big crush on Chad OMG posted:Parts bin 1500 alt account spotted
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Wirth1000 posted:Yeah, Alonso, the guy who made every wrong decision he could and then turned his stupid mistakes into an extremely toxic corrosive mix that just destroyed everyone around him before he went all corporate zen with his stupid bullshit kimoa poo poo buying a stake in mclaren to run the loving team like its his own and everyone knows zak brown was nothing more than his god drat puppet his kimoa branded arm so far up zak's rear end in a top hat he was playing him like the ocean breeze wafting across the sand of southern california beaches or whatever the gently caress his stupid kimoa lifestyle poo poo is about and all it did was generate even more bad decisions like ditching a works deal worth a fuckload a year and oops turned out we just had a really bad car and were just total assholes to honda for zero reason except there was a reason and that reason is because alonso is actually a loving rear end in a top hat micromanager with zero management sense oh he's great at managing an f1 car with its various diff settings engine mapping options brake balance ers kers whatever the gently caress else hybrid poo poo out but he thought he was s ofucking good at turning a knob that he'd treat everyone else like a loving knob except he's the biggest loving knob of them all smack dab in the old style steering wheels which selected the overall setting the steering wheel was in he's not G.O.A.T. he's literally a loving goat a loving tin can eating screaming meme of a man and wasted potential because flavio twisted his nipples way too hard early on and made him think he was a loving brilliant god of a man instead of just a really good driver gently caress him Sir, this is 1500's bin tire emporium
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Wirth1000 posted:1500 didn't believe in the holocaust until i showed him this pic Let's not.
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That salt is perfection. Happy holidays, or not, I don't judge, to the shittiest bunch of F1 fans. I hate each and every one of you and look forward to another season of stupidity.
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ATTENTION THEOPHANY YOU HAVE, AS OF THIS POSTING, ONE WEEK TO FULFILL YOUR TOXX.
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1500quidpoocati posted:Costco owns lol if you think otherwise. See also: cast iron
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The Kimoa Kid posted:Castco
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Powershift posted:Now i really want to know how stupid this post originally was. I don't have to, I'm looking at one of yours
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tuo posted:I'm confused. Do I prepare the sausage for a completo in a cast iron pan or get it from a costco? Get it from Costco, then fry it in a cast iron pan.
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DoctorGonzo posted:Vettel doesnt have the credentials to boss around like Schumi did. Win the title or gently caress off. Vettel had more WDCs than Schumi when Ferrari picked them up 
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DoctorGonzo posted:RBR isnt a real team like Benetton was, dont troll this thread please. 1500quidpoocati posted:I think the difference is Benetton really had no business winning WDCs whereas Red Bull absolutely was the best team on the grid by a significant margin during that period. 
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ilmucche posted:Why'd theo get banned? What Tuo said, but I forgot to link the reason in the ban reason 
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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:Ricciardo will not win a race in 2019 and will sink down into the midfield where he rightfully belongs before being replaced with some Eurotwink. Im banning you when I get home. If I remember anyway
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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:Ban me if Ricciardo wins a race in 2019. The pact is sealed
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Brainwrong posted:Seriously though. They are like a trigger-happy premiership football team; any whiff of failure and everyone apart from the cleaning staff is out of the door. So the ManU of teams. Insufferable to everyone else but their fans.
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