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dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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Google Voice doesn’t work with some banks for SMS auth. I think Ally might have this issue? Most times they’ll have an alternative to send you a code via email.

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dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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I wonder if it's gonna turn out like in the 1970s where there was a super high amount of people with neurological issues and propensity to violence and at the time people went "oh, that's just something it happens to the poors/immigrants" and now we know that it was wide-spread and possibly a consequence of leaded fuel?

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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Have you considered that actually you're just a privileged snowflake that just doesn't like working hard?

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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Let me just say that the boomers bitching about hyper sensitive children who can't stop being triggered and aren't as tough as they were at their age is some ridiculous bullshit when kids in school today literally get trained on how to avoid and/or fight an active shooter that could try and murder them at any time for no reason.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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The concept of “if you make more money you actually make less money” is so counterintuitive that you can’t help but be impressed by the confluence of malice, stupidity and greed that has gone into making people believe this.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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The transition of "child" to "adult" is basically loving up and getting caught for it. Most of us are just lucky that in general we got caught for minor bullshit and/or got off with just a warning.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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It's purportedly a way to make cheaper international payments, but if it's not a stablecoin I don't understand what's the point. No, I'm not reading the whitepaper, thanks.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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paternity suitor posted:

It's interesting because 1977 is 42 loving years ago. I'd like to see this lady compare her wedding in 1977 to a wedding from 1935. I'm sure 1935 Ethyl Naklicki was married for the price of a fertile cow and the reception was on a dirt farm, and then her honeymoon was having 19 children immediately, and I also bet she didn't bitch in 1977 when her daughter had a better wedding.

Somehow anything from 1965 until now is the same era, but everything before that is some crazy before time when things were different. It's almost as if some selfish generation happened and has tried to control the narrative of everything for 50 years.

Also, even if we take this story at face value, saying no to their children is apparently loving impossible but also it's the kid's faults that they're spoiled little shits.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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DaveSauce posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/cdwy2w/mym32_father_m60_took_a_lot_of_loans_under_my/


tl;dr Dad is a massive con borrowing all over town and giving out the illusion that he's a successful business man. He's now wrangled his son in to it, despite him being a successful engineer, and now the son has willingly signed his name to a bunch of the debt and is trying to get out of it.

Basically, his dad is Donald Trump.

Had to stop reading this because it was making me real mad. Jesus.

I hope it's fake.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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Panfilo posted:

WienerCoin sounds like a solid bet. It can only go up, up, up!

if WeinerCoin goes up for longer than 4 hours consult your doctor

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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Also, I imagine banks have more information than your score to go from.

I'm honestly kind of shocked they still ask for your income information considering they probably have better info on than you.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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Suck it, Bruce Wayne.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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colachute posted:

Guaranteed approval! No money down!

I know it’s a Simpsons Reference but this is literally true now.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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Oh my god. I know snitches get stitches but please report him to the IRS and/or the Bar because if that is his logic then he doesn’t deserve to practice law.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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They’ve already said they’re looking for a new job so right now there isn’t much to do but :justpost: for our entertainment.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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I think they're still getting their CPA so maybe technically not responsible although I imagine this poo poo won't look good in their background check.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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BUG JUG posted:

If you put it on before sundown on Friday you can use it all day Saturday. Duh

Sabbath breakfast at her house must be a messy affair.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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ranbo das posted:

Da red wunz go fasta

cars are actually white they're just going that fast

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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Saw this today and thought of this thread. Make it a gift for your BWM friend or relative so that their horse habit will cost them a fake property and not their real one.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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The Ban Wedding Money Act of 2019

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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The most charitable version of this is that he truly does have a high COL but he's also trying to live the lifestyle of the people that make "300,000-400,000 a year".

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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I killed a bunch of cats, apparently, which is weird since I really like cats.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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That guy has BTE

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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Apparently there was a recent investigation into this and DoE has been reversing most denials, so if you know anyone hosed by this tell them to look into it again.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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Invest that resentment in your Wrath Ira

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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More like SchRHODEringer’s cat

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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Hoshi posted:

I got LASIK at 0% for 12 months, how do I reverse mortgage my eye equity?

Repo Men prequel confirmed

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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enraged_camel posted:

LASIK is both GWM and GWL y'all

My corneas are too thin and dainty for LASIK so I'm doomed to a life of wearing sexy glasses.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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I wonder if child support garnishment takes precedence over CC debt garnishment in Cananda

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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potee posted:

VC pitch: it's like Uber, but for ducks

In that you will probably get sexually assaulted by one

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

did either of them look like any of these people


How is this not a porn show

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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Skipped to the end of the houseboat story and the guy ended up saving up enough for a large deposit on a regular land-house like a normal.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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Lol yes that will be the problem with their bitcoin investment

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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I just meant in the sense that they probably won't even get the chance to generate taxable gains given Bitcoin's track record lately

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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DaveSauce posted:

Uh, those are both phones with high IP ratings, and they are kind of the first/second generation of phones to have protection against water. It's still generally something you only get on higher end phones.

So yes, modern phones still get angry when you dunk them in poo poo water.

I'm ok then because I fill my toilet exclusively with Perrier.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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klafbang posted:

There are many important aspects to this. First, MtGox is not an online exchange for magic cards, it is an exchange for “magic the gathering online” cards. Second, Mark did nothing wrong. Third, you’re right; the butts left over after the Magic the Gathering Online Exchange crash are now “worth” more than what is owed, which is denominated in USD. Fourth, all customers at MtGox were issued IOUs for their butts, which were subsequently traded, so it is practically impossible to figure out who is owed what. Fifth, once the MtGox coins enters the market it will crash. In conclusion, now is a good time to be long on the LOLchain as there are many LOLs to be mined.

Sixth, it's entirely possible that legally MtGox customers/creditors are owed the value of their butts at the moment of default not what they're worth now. Hopefully the japanese government will use the surplus to destroy anime forever.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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The Robinhood Margin Glitch but with your house

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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It's been like a week. At this point the fact the haven't fixed it must mean that either they can't or they won't.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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Elysium posted:

There's also no reason to get an antique tag other than to dodge inspections, so however stupid the restrictions are, it's not like it you are bound to them for any reason, you can just not get one.


Why buy 7 Miatas, when if I just borrow twice as much at 29% interest I can get My Dream Truck?

Lease 255 Miatas, rolling the negative equity until you generate a buffer overflow in the accounting system. Now the dealership owes you money.

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dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

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Vox Nihili posted:

Have you considered a hearse?

You’re looking for the Bad With Mortuary thread.

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