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A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



People are probably MORE likely to buy those things now that they know some random person can dominate them by permanently taking away their dick.

Some men can get blackout drunk on horny

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A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Powered Descent posted:

One Halloween we had the idea of taking my big old Dobsonian telescope out to the sidewalk (along with the big bowl of candy, of course) and letting all the kids going by have a look at the Moon. Unfortunately it turns out kids don't really trick-or-treat after dark anymore, so barely anyone came along. :smith:

But a year or two later I went along on an observing camping trip, and quite by chance there was an entire cub scout troop camped right next door. So they all got to look through a bunch of scopes and binoculars at planets and galaxies and nebulae, all narrated by us amateur astronomers gesturing at the sky with our green laser pointers. :unsmith:

when I was a kid, (around 6 or 7 I think) there was a planetarium near me that my parents used to bring me to and they had what they called "star parties" that were literally just that. Once a month, all these amateur astronomers set up in the parking lot with their telescopes pointed at different things, and we'd come with a thermos of hot chocolate and just look at all the cool things that were visible. It was super cool

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009




I was hoping this was going to be a long long wind up to a "smelt it dealt it" joke or something equally stupid.

nope, just an article about how hannity is basically president by proxy

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



EL BROMANCE posted:

My favorite example - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death

Personally I live in fear that my ceiling fan will one day just detach itself from the ceiling in operation and slice my head off.

I'm afraid that mine WON'T do that!

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



I don't see how having a gun in the house would stop a truck full of guys with guns from taking your generator, they're not relying on people not being home, that's why they have the guns. They don't care if you're home, they will shoot you, so that you will be too dead to resist them taking your generator. That is now their generator. It was always going to be their generator, unless you have more people than them.

Community > guns yet again.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



This is just that "sharks are smooth actually" joke, but directed at dumber people, isn't it?

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



I don't know why you think he's trying to hid the fact that he hates the poor. So do most far right conservatives. Even the poor ones. Especially the poor ones, because they're only temporarily poor, not like those lazy freeloaders. It's probably the most relatable thing about him to them.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009




You TEMPT Miette??

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Tunicate posted:

I didn't even know he was sick

he was sick of child support

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



I was a little confused when they told me I deserved a playlist as long as my skincare routine while playing Raining Blood. mostly because I've listened to that song maybe twice this year I think? definitely less than 5. Also that should tell you pretty much everything you need to know about my skincare routine

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



how do they even get something like that out of someone? Do they just have to peel the person off the turd like a mold?

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Read After Burning posted:

I know I'm just normal child-free and not R/ChildFree because seeing videos of chiropractors "adjusting" baby spines genuinely makes me sick to my stomach.


https://twitter.com/KIRAMCLOME/status/1473413139081281538

I've seen a LOT of really weird 2 sentence horror tweets, did they piss off someone and is this a group trolling effort or does that subreddit just suck poo poo?

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Wait when did she do something dumb and insensitive? I remember she got "#cancelled" for something about how Reya and the Last Dragon wasn't great and compared it to Avatar: the last Airbender.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Goddamn "Super Blood Wolf Moon" sounds like an album that came out in 1998

I googled it and its a Pearl Jam song...




From 2020

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



I think its important to know the difference between acetaminophen and aspirin because you can take both at the same time but you can't take aspirin with ibuprofen

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009




we had a traffic sign that broke so the "don't walk" hand was giving the shocker, I'll have to see if I still have a picture

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



he also did the whole "well if I had been on that plane on 9/11, well lets just say things would have gone differently" thing

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009




Pauly Shore in town?

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



sexpig by night posted:

I mean, raw beef isn't that bad unless it's sketchy

99% of all raw beef is sketchy though

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Large Testicles posted:

i was sick with the flu last weekend and had that combo and yeah, i thought i was gonna die

I had the flu right before covid started. It goes from "being afraid you'll die" to 'being afraid you won't die, this is just your life now"

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



just uhhh... don't read anything else he wrote because holy poo poo

Especially not Rising Sun. I think he also got one out about how climate change is a hoax and the bad guys are eco terrorists that make a lightning bolt magnet and assassinate people with venomous animals before he died after a battle with a velociraptor cancer

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



also, Rising Sun was like... REAL weird about Japanese people. and he had a book about a false rape accusation that I thought was also Rising Sun but I think it was a different one now

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



zoux posted:

I'll simply tell everyone to quit doing it because it annoys me, and they will. It is my first day.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Cocaine Bear posted:

Get names from linked in then either guess the company email convention (first name.last name/first initial.last name @ corpname.com).

There's a few sites you can find by googling that will tell you or guess the convention for each company.

I'll tell ya what, escalating from an assistant store manager directly to the national director gets your complaint addressed p dang quickly!



Wait... am I the Karen?

https://www.amazon.com/Shocked-Appalled-Dismayed-Letters-Complaint/dp/0375701206

is this you?

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



I searched it at work, and got about %50 nazi poo poo. What the gently caress? Did someone just buy a shitload of them and make the algorithm think they're popular now?

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Beeswax posted:

I want to try Rimworld but I can't get over the loving dreadful art style. Webcomic-rear end looking game.



Somehow the art being fisher price peg people makes all the struggling to survive in a brutal world funnier. Like oh wow my brawler pawn just bit that raider's nose off while slashing them in the throat with their rusty knife, gotta go throw the body on the corpse pile now because seeing rotting corpses just brings people down... except for ol rudy here of course

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



virtualboyCOLOR posted:

I don’t know the story behind any of those things but I assume it’s either typical liberal nonsense or conservative trolling.

(Insert some joke about them being the same thing)

trans writer posting about how "you have to read to be able to write stories" is ableist, people found out they work for loving Lockheed Martin making baby seeking missiles or whatever.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



I don't like where this is going

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Thread:
https://twitter.com/FoldableHuman/status/1579540609215647744
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wow, he really riled up the reddit gme people. They're PISSED

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Soysaucebeast posted:

Ok I'll bite. Who is Guy Mann? I don't recognize the user name, Google doesn't have anything, and I don't have access to the goonpedia right now.

I think he's also Sleeveless, and had a couple other accounts. Just a boring, super tedious troll. Never even did anything funny. I think all his accounts are banned and he finally stopped coming back.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Seth Pecksniff posted:

Nazi page? I do "not" want to "zi" this page any more!!!

amazing, last post on the page even.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



zoux posted:

Some embarrassing loving tweets last night

If twitter dies it's going to peter out into nothing over a year not explode in firey splendor.

That being said, if Twitter exploded in firey splendor today, what single user would be the most ruined? I say Glenn Greenwald.

My dude, it's in mid-fiery splendor right now. It is not expected to exist by Monday. They have a few accountants and some housekeeping staff and that is it.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009




this is gone already. Or twitter is breaking down. Screenshotting anything actually funny has never been more necessary

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



The Saddest Rhino posted:

I'm not going to click that thread because the knowledge of what a "family sick bowl" is would be forced upon me without my consent

In my family if someone was home with a sickness, they would be laying on the couch, and have a trash can with a new bag in it next to it to vomit into. Do they not have a trash can?

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



How about that tweet where jordan peterson posted about how "child porn is getting impossible to find on twitter now!". I'm not googling jordan peterson child porn tweet at work but it is very funny.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



DontMockMySmock posted:

i found it without typing in anything questionable, because it's apparently not deleted yet!

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1601994248370679808

what the gently caress!?

what the gently caress? I assumed it would be gone once he realized what he implied (ie that he spends a lot of time searching for child porn)

That's amazing.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Piell posted:

The man's name is Hootie and if you claim otherwise, you're just wrong

Oh, and by the way, which one's Pink?

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Aramoro posted:

No one cares about the ending to Minecraft as much as that guy does. I assume when asked for his name in Starbucks he goes with 'writer of the ending of the most successful game of all time, Minecraft'

I mean, he wrote the ending to one of the most successful games of all time, that's pretty good.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



zoux posted:

Science has failed us in this regard because whether or not something is a fruit or a vegetable is a vibe. Tomatoes are a vegetable, that's all there is too it. Fruit you can take a big bite out of, no one takes big bites out of raw peppers except for weirdos.

Why can't we just say that fruit = sweet?

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A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



I'm actually surprised people bother trying to tell 1 kind of american from another. You shouldn't be able to point out individual states on a map. I probably can't name regions of your country.

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