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Feb 1, 2019 03:37
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Which one of you did this
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Feb 1, 2019 03:39
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Is that Filthy Frank? If so gently caress that poo poo
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Feb 1, 2019 05:00
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:there are no fake piss tapes Reports of fake tapes are an obvious psyop
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Feb 1, 2019 05:06
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Lawman 0 posted:loving hell pickles and cheese and a couple of crackers is a good as hell midnight snack PICKLE RICK
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Feb 1, 2019 06:24
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Bearjew posted:what's pissin TRU
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Feb 1, 2019 06:53
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That DICK! posted:look i got no offense to the videos the videos are prolly fine but i hate those fuggin 70-rear end threads where the person posting is like "BWUHHHHH?" "OMGGGGGGGG" "DOOBA DOO DOO" "DINGAHBFSDFKH" "SINGABINGABORP" like shut the gently caress up. who do you think you are andy kaufman. you're no andy kaufman shut the gently caress up Sir this is a _________________
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Feb 1, 2019 07:16
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Feb 1, 2019 09:01
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rear end cobra posted:the beheadings have stopped and antifa supersoldiers across the world are laying down their arms at this very moment Nooooooooooooo
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Feb 1, 2019 09:02
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Feb 1, 2019 09:14
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Why would almost no neighboring states share duplicate winners, even though some duplicates do exist? The idea that someone not only made this chart but also somehow felt the need to fake all its data is hilarious
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Feb 1, 2019 19:08
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twoday posted:Listen up, before 6 o' clock I want everyone on my media team to come up with a viral social media post that portrays me as light-hearted, sociable, and fun-loving. Like I'm someone who listens to music and goes to parties. Get the film grew into my office, we are going to film me dancing or singing or whatever the gently caress kids are into these days. Is Kasey Kasem still alive? Get me a song from the top 40, but not the number 1, that's too obvious. Like, number 5 or something. FUN is going to be the new M.O. around here, people. I LOVE FUN NOW, GOT IT? Go on Twitter, go on Facebook, go on Craigslist, and if you see anyone posting anything that makes me look NOT FUN, I want you to deplatform them. Report them, get them banned. And add their names to the database, we are going to keep an eye on these dirtbags moving forward. This is serious and we are going to do this all day if we have to. Your lunch breaks are all canceled. Someone make this into like a campaign image with all the text next to her face so people can just tweet it at her nonstop please
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Feb 1, 2019 19:12
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twoday posted:Listen up, before 6 o' clock I want everyone on my media team to come up with a viral social media post that portrays me as light-hearted, sociable, and fun-loving. Like I'm someone who listens to music and goes to parties. Get the film grew into my office, we are going to film me dancing or singing or whatever the gently caress kids are into these days. Is Kasey Kasem still alive? Get me a song from the top 40, but not the number 1, that's too obvious. Like, number 5 or something. FUN is going to be the new M.O. around here, people. I LOVE FUN NOW, GOT IT? Go on Twitter, go on Facebook, go on Craigslist, and if you see anyone posting anything that makes me look NOT FUN, I want you to deplatform them. Report them, get them banned. And add their names to the database, we are going to keep an eye on these dirtbags moving forward. This is serious and we are going to do this all day if we have to. Your lunch breaks are all canceled. Dumb Lowtax posted:Someone make this into like a campaign image with all the text next to her face so people can just tweet it at her nonstop please No seriously, please start making this, and it's fine if multiple people make similar ones, it could actually catch on
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Feb 1, 2019 19:18
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helta posted:wife and kid are away, its going to be long night. ive already have had the same song on for an hour now, it only gets worse https://goontu.be/
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Feb 2, 2019 01:56
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shovelbum posted:Can someone make a cspam guide to why Biden sucks You got any unmanageable student loans? Guess who's responsible for all that Happy Thread has issued a correction as of 20:39 on Feb 2, 2019 |
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Feb 2, 2019 20:35
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Pohl is...... a bad poster??????????????????!?
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Feb 3, 2019 08:06
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FactsAreUseless posted:performative cruelty is central to fascism
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Feb 5, 2019 00:12
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Fallen Hamprince posted:the fact that the smashmouth eggs goon became a left twitter superstar will never not be funny to me What's DocEvils twitter handle?
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Feb 5, 2019 02:55
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https://twitter.com/drwendellcraig_/status/1092569076285599745?s=21 Fun fact: A friend of my wife worked in a hotel where Liam stayed. Liam called the front desk and straight up asked them for hookers. I don't think it worked.
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Feb 5, 2019 03:32
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Nae! posted:was this before or after his wife died? my opinion on this phone call hinges entirely on your answer Wife says it was around 2011
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Feb 5, 2019 03:35
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Donkwich posted:coulda sworn this exact same thing with the same headline happened a few months ago Yeah they re-use them and most people don't notice so it's ok Inspector Hound posted:https://twitter.com/DiegoATLaw/status/1092614502707736576?s=19 This twitter thread is full of awesome meltdowns
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Feb 5, 2019 06:52
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"awe" = "abject overwhelming panic"
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Feb 5, 2019 19:38
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https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/1091702844980367360 Death Crew
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Feb 6, 2019 06:52
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:think I’m gonna kill myself lol trump Uh don't do that, there aren't many of us in here
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Feb 6, 2019 06:53
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smarxist posted:gonna kill this hash oil cart and listen to brian jonestown massacre until about 3AM https://keytocannabis.com/blogs/cannabis/how-to-inhale-smoke-properly quote:This part is so important we had to reiterate it again! When smoking, use the last second of inhalation to move the glass, joint, or pen away from your lips and draw fresh oxygen into your lungs on top of the smoke, pushing it deeper into your lungs. The combination of diaphragmatic breathing and stacking oxygen will greatly increase the potency of each hit. Discovered this on my own last summer and the vape cartridges went from full placebo effect that ran out each month to one-hit-quitters that last forever
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Feb 6, 2019 07:11
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Rather than "last second of inhalation" like they say, go a lot more extreme. Use like 10% of your lung capacity to suck in smoke (hard, still) but then use the remaining 90% to fill it with clean air. The urge to cough will be bypassed, and you eliminate all risk of burning your lungs with too concentrated of smoke. The whole time you're inhaling clean air the smoke is still in your lungs, working. Keep taking big new breaths of clean air afterwards to get it all out quickly to not cough.
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Feb 6, 2019 07:15
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crazy cloud posted:
You'll get the same amount of stoned but also a lung infection
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Feb 6, 2019 07:17
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Damo posted:lmao am i reading this transcript of the sotu right No, you're holding a Taco Bell receipt
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Feb 6, 2019 07:20
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twoday posted:Pretty hypocritical from someone who watched the whole speech Love to leave Yelp reviews of restaurants I've never been to
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Feb 6, 2019 07:23
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GrimGypsy posted:if dems had spines they would have no showed This is the other thing I'm confused about, what possibly is there to gain from attending this and giving free legitimacy to the enemy
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Feb 6, 2019 07:24
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That would be too stupid to be real in 2019 which is how we know this is actually definitely the truth and Liam's story covered it up
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Feb 7, 2019 00:31
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Nothin much babe, just sittin here thinkin about the holocaust
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Feb 7, 2019 05:36
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Careful Drums posted:facebook makes it as hard as possible for adblocks to block their ads and their solution is to send your computer tons of garbage, making your computer work way harder than it should to render a picture and some text All the code shown in that picture is literally doing nothing but writing the word "Sponsors" somewhere on Facebook's page as it appears to you. But since ad block programs could easily scan for the word "Sponsors" and block anything near it, Facebook has opted to get around this by surrounding the word with a ton of garbage code inside the raw HTML they transmit to you. Specifically, they've separated each letter of "Sponsors" into its own division on the page and included a lot of fake letters to obfuscate what the real word is. An ad blocker trying to figure out what it says would have to perform a ton of work by rendering the entire page to figure out that it says "Sponsors" and not "SpsbsnsssS" or whatever, by taking into account which CSS classes are hidden content and which ones will actually show up. So depending on if your ad block bothers or not, either they get around ad block and display their ad, or cause your page to load slow as poo poo. And either way they've inflated the size of the HTML file they sent you immensely with unnecessary garbage code which costs you longer page load times for no reason other than forcing you to not block ads they want to shove in your face Good company Happy Thread has issued a correction as of 05:09 on Feb 8, 2019 |
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Feb 8, 2019 05:01
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beto sex cramp posted:p much They're turning on each other
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Feb 8, 2019 22:54
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Showed this to my Chinese inlaws just now who were wondering why I was suddenly cracking up and got a very serious and grave look
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Feb 8, 2019 22:57
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:What was his stance No headphone jacks in ANY device, universal connectors only
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Feb 9, 2019 01:19
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Geocities water
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Feb 9, 2019 09:06
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Cool, welp having that be the first thing I read today is my cue to stop reading the news for the rest of the day
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Feb 9, 2019 19:40
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Does anyone remember what movie or show it was where a kid gets a birthday cake from his mom who then complains that the store spelled it "Happy Bithday"
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Feb 9, 2019 22:00
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