Who do you wish to win the Democratic primaries? This poll is closed. |
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Joe Biden, the Klansman | 8 | 0.91% | |
Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer | 578 | 65.76% | |
Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker | 185 | 21.05% | |
Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord | 4 | 0.46% | |
Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe | 0 | 0% | |
Julian Castro, the Twin | 3 | 0.34% | |
Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer | 3 | 0.34% | |
Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath | 9 | 1.02% | |
Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino | 2 | 0.23% | |
Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist | 4 | 0.46% | |
Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen | 19 | 2.16% | |
Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool | 19 | 2.16% | |
Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater | 8 | 0.91% | |
Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast | 1 | 0.11% | |
Just like in real life, nobody voted for Hickenlooper | 2 | 0.23% | |
Jeffrey Epstein, the MCC Most Hated | 9 | 1.02% | |
KKKillary KKKlinton | 16 | 1.82% | |
Some other idiot not in this list | 9 | 1.02% | |
Total: | 879 votes |
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MOVIE MAJICK posted:Someone tell this non-us oblivious dude what it would take for Andrew Yang to win? I like him. He isn't going to win, and the people who like him are bad people op. He's not smart, he's not charismatic, he has bad political campaigning and debating instincts, he has no base other than silicon valley dweebs who want to jerk off about the singularity, and racists who want to dismantle the social safety net, which he has literally flat out stated that his UBI proposal is a trojan horse, for this purpose. He has no chance and is really running because he is a rich tech investor, and inflating his personal brand however he can will get him a better deal with his next startup company or whatever he does next. 0%
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2019 01:38 |
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# ¿ May 20, 2024 00:46 |
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Addamere posted:Who broke Calibanibal so badly that he started posting sincerely? That's still a troll because now it's just a copypasted Uglycat post
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2019 17:59 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Lol that reminds me, isn't Booker supposedly a vegetarian these days? He's vegan, and he ate the iowa state fair fried pb&j on a stick ok
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2019 20:02 |
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this is art, like this campaign is a nathan for you episode
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2019 20:12 |
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The Glumslinger posted:It seriously feels like something out of Veep https://twitter.com/brianneDMR/stat...ingawful.com%2F
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2019 20:24 |
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Lastgirl posted:thats why what Addamere is doing is fine because people's lives hang in the balance. You can't tell me that other campaigns haven't done more insipidly petty poo poo like ripping up yard signs as an underhanded tactic. It happens all the time, there's no procedural approach to having a fair shake at getting the message out. Nonsense posted:I’m serious just gently caress advocating for any other candidate. I’m done putting up with it. This is war. Ok but have you considered: this will make the lib pundits mad
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2019 05:23 |
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Punk da Bundo posted:I swear to god Cardi B is going to save us from some lukewarm liberal like Warren or Biden . This is amazing. 74 million followers, if all of them view the video, that's like going on the joe rogan podcast 7 times except reaching a nonwhite audience instead of protofascist chad chuds
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2019 18:53 |
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Crows Turn Off posted:drat, Sanders seems to be getting clobbered by Warren at the moment. She's making serious strides in all polls and Sanders seems to be floundering. The numbers aren't real and the likely voter screen is altered every time to create the exact narrative you're co-manufacturing fyi
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2019 00:22 |
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WampaLord posted:He also wrote article after article after article about how there was no possible way Trump could win the Republican nomination until the inevitable was obvious. all napoleon on the march style headlines the entire 2015-2016 cycle
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2019 21:27 |
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Dude, Bernie. This is the democratic presidential primary, not the C-SPAM thread.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 15:58 |
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Marxalot posted:Are we about to lose the general if we don't get Bernard through the primary holy poo poo 100% iron-clad lock also a nice lol at this article unambiguously adopting the framing that you start with a position you want to push, you commission a poll, you smash your genitals into the keyboard until the numbers come out the way you want it, you call it a "likely voter screen", and then you use your extremely scientific and serious poll that only cranks and loons would doubt as a cudgel to campaign for whatever hosed up garbage policy you started with
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 16:18 |
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Fritz Coldcockin posted:A lot of people cite Trump's terminal Tweeting as one of the main reasons they're so uncomfortable with him as President. It couldn't hurt to try and communicate them. If you get them to vote for you, great, if not, then you haven't spent much time or capital on it anyway. Unsubstantiated claim, unless you mean "a large percentage of the people on CNN" by "a lot of people". It can hurt to communicate because of opportunity cost. When you're talking avout trump's tweeting instead of climate change or health care or any of the million other crippling emergency situations the next administration will have to address, you're not convincing anybody of anything.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 16:27 |
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If you will buy "a return to normalcy" as a remotely plausible promise in TYOOL 2000&19 you are a Biden voter. Good luck convincing people such a thing is achievable or even desirable. You know another way to say "a return to normalcy"? "Make America Great Again". If what you want is more of the way things used to be, congratulations on the comfortable life you were privileged to lead for a while. Non white non het non cis non-"middle class" persons have been out here suffering and dying while you've been fine with netflix and chill so long as there's no upsetting tweets, sir.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 16:42 |
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Gatts posted:DNC leadership will be happy to lose because they’re basically Republicans whose donors will benefit from GOP policy while the Dems do nothing and grift off of it. They fear Bernie and Justice Dems more than doing what’s right or competence or whatever. I’m sure Pelosi will write a sternly worded letter as she’s basking in the millions from generous SF donors. they are malicious AND dumb, op
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 16:48 |
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VitalSigns posted:Maybe the Democrats shouldn't be asserting that "running the government like a business" is good. SUBSCRIBE|LOG IN FEATURE ‘I’m the Last Thing Standing Between You and the Apocalypse’ Inside the final weeks of Hillary Clinton’s cautious — and surprisingly risky — campaign. Hillary ClintonCreditBenjamin Lowy for The New York Times By Mark Leibovich Oct. 11, 2016
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 17:18 |
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Lightning Knight posted:Good morning thread. You, specifically, and anyone else who feels like they want to continue this asinine strain of discussion, should stfu. The offsite drama was literally posted itt by a mod lol
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 17:42 |
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That's exactly what an undercover mod would say, mod
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 17:45 |
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InnercityGriot posted:Lmao at Joe Biden having to let people know his brain is just peachy while continuing to sail to the primary with a double digit polling lead. Democratic primary voters are proving themselves dumb as dog poo poo. There haven't been any votes in the primary yet, and all the poll numbers published are produced by propagandists with a narrative to drive, not by statisticians practicing agenda-free science.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 00:11 |
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Charlz Guybon posted:Well, he's not taking lots of different positions. He's consistently taking centrist ones that unfortunately a lot primary voters like. There's no evidence that's true.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 00:13 |
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Charlz Guybon posted:Until there's an actual primary, the polls are the only evidence we got. They aren't evidence of anything except there are propagandists to produce them and motivated buyers to commission them. The methodology, top to bottom, is bunk rear end bunk.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 01:12 |
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InnercityGriot posted:Yeah, here's the thing: propaganda shapes narratives and drives voter belief. If people are saying "electability" is what their main quality in a candidate is, and their preferred candidate is Biden, their definition of electability is driven by perception not policy or even reality. Poll numbers are a powerful support for their belief, even if it is shallow, poorly considered. They will say he is most electable until his polls fall or he loses badly early, and the latter is not likely if the most motivated base of voters, old people, continue to refuse to examine their chosen candidate beyond a quality reinforced by their favorite propagandists. I am saying: there is no realistic correlation between what the results will be when voting begins, and what is being reported as "poll results" now. The methodology is bad top to bottom, if the aim is actually doing statistics.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 06:17 |
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overmind2000 posted:If YouGov or The Economist counted Tulsi might actually be able to reach the polling threshold for the third debate This poll supports a narrative I like, therefore, this is the only poll that is real
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 16:13 |
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d e c r e a s e a g g r e g a t e d e m a n d
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2019 18:39 |
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Heck Yes! Loam! posted:
Decrease demand and they can all go down. The modern world depending on electricity is bad. Less demand means less total energy needs to be produced.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2019 18:47 |
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gohmak posted:Against class interests is my guess. It's antisemitism.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2019 20:20 |
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# ¿ May 20, 2024 00:46 |
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Ague Proof posted:Wait it's actually real. This is from July and passed seemingly unnoticed. The public is just not that interested in raprock anymore. Limp Bizkit put out their 15th album in 2018 and it sold under 10,000 copies. P.O.D. all had to get jobs. 311 is doing a Las Vegas styled recidency on a cruise ship 365 days a year (lower taxes on their show profits too because they stay in international waters). The industry is hurting. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2019 16:39 |