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Grizzled Patriarch posted:just lmao if yellowstone cooks off and annihilates the entire midwest while corona runs rampant and a bunch of hurricanes sweep in please explain how yellowstone destroys the midwest i mean like yeah the fallout from it is going to reach the entire continent but imo i would be much more concerned about the great plains states!!
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Algund Eenboom posted:Hmmm, I think a lot of the people who post in this thread are probably racist i'll never understand why posting chud content to mock inevitably draws somebody in who thinks that content is being posted with approval
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Krazyface posted:lmao can you believe trump has only been president for 36 hours, feels like years wow, can't believe trump invoked "P" only 35 hours into his presidency!
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goth smoking cloves posted:With my $1200 I will buy Kid Rock's Big rear end Honky Tonk and grill. convert it to a chowder man theme imo
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ArmZ posted:how many 9/11s are we at? we have to invade 2 new countries for each 9/11. 1.3 9/11s presently. that means invading 2 countries and also seizing an overseas territory
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imagine how much rudy giuliani hates the coronavirus. not because it's killing people, but because it makes de blasio a super mega ultra 9/11 mayor
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PostNouveau posted:lol 2 weeks ago that prick was like "wash your hands more and don't go to New Orleans" try 2 days ago
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Cao Ni Ma posted:lol at these companies have hyper efficiency themselves into being inoperable if they cant generate cash for a month with all their money going to the c suite and shareholders ya honestly this has revealed the power of the strike for all to see a secret, forbidden technique, long forgotten, which the globalized just-in-time economy optimized for shareholder value has lost its defenses against
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Rah! posted:Lol i like lungs that dont have trouble breathing properly
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i am given to understand that for the average alabaman this is equivalent to prophesying the end of days
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cargo cult posted:the goon in question regularly chided me for saying white rurals are morons who would rather die than embrace socialism wow, cargo cult screeching about the rurals again? shocking
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MarcusSA posted:wait is someone legit questioning if depression will end up killing more than the virus? yes it's trump 
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PostNouveau posted:Been growing a beard in quarantine. it stops once your face is no longer ashamed of itself, which depends on the rate of hair growth. a goony semi-beard that's constantly being shaved and then neglected such that you constantly look like a 15 year old trying to grow a beard, that will itch all the time as a punishment from god. you just have to power through that part, a quarantine is a good time to do it.
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ProperCoochie posted:Smoke while watching yourself in the mirror. For extra pain, try this naked. (This works for dieting and overeating too.) what is this supposed to do i guess if you're quitting out of shame instead of health concerns it might work?
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twoday posted:meat compliance officials lmao D in Meats
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Spoondick posted:coughing tiger, hidden dragon
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By the old Moulmein Pagoda, lookin' lazy at the sea, There's a Burma girl a-settin', and I know she thinks o' me; For the wind is in the palm-trees, and the temple-bells they say: "Come you back, you British soldier; come you back to Mandalay! " Come you back to Mandalay,
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kopasetic posted:lol if you think doctors are handwriting orders anywhere but the most rural hospital in TYOOL 2020 welcome to the something awful comedy forums. sometimes, posts here are a type of humor called a "joke". it may take some getting used to, but our posters sure seem to like them.
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Lawman 0 posted:https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1247181394478014472 this is what happens when u don't remember sailor
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PostNouveau posted:Hey man, when I say zero programming experience, I mean don't start throwing acronyms at me. honestly i doubt you'd face much bigger barriers than anyone else because mainframe programming is weird, but nobody would let you in the room with a mainframe without previous programming experience (or nepotism) i bet you don't want to lock yourself into the cobol job ecosystem imo tho. none of the organizations still using mainframes are going to use them indefinitely, they're all too cheap to train anybody up and IBM must charge an insane amount of money to continue maintenance at this point. eventually the cost of a rewrite in a PC-oriented language (i.e. literally anything else) is going to be less than the ongoing costs of using the mainframes which is when you'll start to see some real poo poo as moron programmers destroy the banking system by making the wire transfers web scale
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dads friend steve posted:doesn’t cobol predate structured programming so its is effectively impossible to even try to take a small piece of ur system and understand it in isolation even if you theoretically had the domain knowledge (lol) or the time (double lmao) yes, cobol predates structured programming, but most cobol code was written after control flow was added to the language so that's not really the problem modern cobol is a surprisingly usable language. programmers in that ecosystem didn't just wall themselves off from all progress forever. the problem is that the really, really key parts of the system are not written in modern cobol. cobol codebases are generally a lot of decent-ish code layered on top of a black box ancient core that nobody understands how to change
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gotta say i do not understand curfews in a pandemic situation the goal is to spread everybody out right? how does restricting people to certain hours for certain activities do anything but increase density during those specific hours? you really want the people who do everything at odd hours to keep doing that, not force them to shift their activity to match everyone else
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charity rereg posted:lots of people have no choice but to be out during the day: essential workers, healthcare workers, people with non-covid healthcare needs, et. you do not have to be out to exercise. The people who have no choice get right of way. Seems pretty clear, I don't know why people are still treating this like any of it is supposed to be fair or fun, it's a horrible global pandemic. cool, keep being condescending and i'm sure you will make many posting pals the paris thing does make more sense than the jurisdictions that have implemented traditional curfews, i.e. no movement at night
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charity rereg posted:but i talk to people and quarantine includes: going to their family's second house on cape cod (and back) buddy im not sure how you think houses work but if nobody is living there you could drive back and forth between your two houses every day and not break isolation in the process
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:I did a video chat with my family back in North America and suggested 7:00pm their time and they said maybe 7:10 since everyone goes outside to bang pots and poo poo at 7 to thank first responders. Is that happening everywhere? Not a peep at 7 in Australia. no wtf what kind of demonic neighborhood has enough people devoted to meaningless pageantry to have that happen consistently every day?
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Cabbages and Kings posted:
tennessee to comprise of lawless countryside with narrow highway-centric corridors of order between the city-states
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:My theory that the republican party works the same way as Derry, Maine has never been stronger. more of a castle rock kinda deal imo
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Bund posted:billions of people are seeing the real sky where they live for the first time in their lives https://twitter.com/fonsoaltamira/status/1252500612559724548
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snoo posted:the fed govt ain't care and a lot of states ain't care, it's up to individuals to keep ourselves safe and do all we can if we want to live lmaoooo 
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Stereotype posted:In Hawaii everyone is still crazy on edge and no one wants to leave their house and we have had zero new cases two days in a row. What is wrong with these states where they are like "welp we had another 2000 people infected just today and it is still increasing every single day, but people really want to go out so we are going to force them to do that." How are they so disconnected from reality? "In the primary and esoteric meaning, haole indicates a race that has no relation to one's own; an outsider, one who does not conform to the mores of the group; one that is void of the life element because of inattention to natural laws which make for the goodness in man."
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shovelbum posted:office workers are a weird artifact of capitalist system where low ranking failsons must be given sinecures but due to their low rank among the failson classes the sinecures must be miserable. its a bunch of morons sitting around like sardines for no reason lmao late capitalism office work has strong edo period samurai energy imo
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:The demand for potatoes really seems to rely on mass access to deep fryers. Easily 90% of my potato intake last year in restaurants. it is a symbiotic relationship...the potato relies on the deep fryer to propagate the next generation
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this is an all-time top ten trump imo
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Atrocious Joe posted:I like the idea and effort, but people in the US love Western bandits so this just makes Trump look cool i really wonder whether they gave trump a white hat intentionally, as commentary on how the US views itself as heroic while being villainous, or if they just don't know the traditional white hat/black hat symbology
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shovelbum posted:ive definitely made some statements that are no longer supported by facts, and clung to some of them longer than was reasonable out of a desire for doomsaying/fear of disappointment, and also said some things which are too monstrous to actually do even in a pandemic probably probably should be saying this to your wife instead of cspam if you haven't already
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