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Angry_Ed posted:That drat time-traveling, metaversal eternal president Barack Obama Time-Traveling Obama is a really great username.
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Apr 8, 2020 03:50
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Cornwind Evil posted:I used to think that the idea that countless people couldn't handle that they 'put a loving n*****' in the White House was utterly insane and propaganda. Yeah there were plenty who didn't like his politics, felt he was fake, etc, points that at least had SOME sort of validity, but surely the concept of "RAGE AT THE UPPITY NEGRO' was only the product of the rarest and most broken minds dying in the dust bins of history. Now? I'm honestly surprised the Civil Rights movement happened at all. When racism gets ingrained, it really does replace blood and air, doesn't it? There are times when I legit wish Jon Stewart had waited just one more year to retire from the Daily Show. Him playing clips of Trump being a dipshit and calling him Fuckface von Clownstick 4 nights a week for the entire election cycle might have really stuck with--oh who am I kidding, the people who need the reminder that Trump is irreconcilably stupid and evil have 3-second memories and don't vote anyway so who cares.
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Apr 8, 2020 04:00
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mcmagic posted:Because they face zero political consequences for their lies or their bad faith. Hey, being handily re-elected and in larger numbers is a political consequence if you look at the term "consequence" objectively.
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Apr 8, 2020 04:19
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The Bloop posted:No-Heart DumbGold Pissheart Fakegold
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Apr 8, 2020 04:43
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Ratspeaker posted:Duck Tales chat: a friend of mine is big into Joe Rogan and guns and manly-man survivalism, and sometimes when he's not accusing me of being a communist he'll tell me that I need to watch Duck Tales, it's such a good show. And that's all I can think of now when I see it mentioned. Your friend has awful taste in YouTubey podcast men and abysmal political views as well, but he's right about DuckTales.
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Apr 8, 2020 13:43
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OhDearGodNo posted:ITT people blaming everyone for Bernie dropping out other than the fact that people didn’t go out and vote for him. Time is flat circle that grows ever smaller. Welcome back to 2016, my friend. It missed you dearly.
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Apr 8, 2020 19:26
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:I have a hard time imagining whether Scrooge or Glomgold is Trump. I feel like Biden has big Launchpad energy, except nobody else ever survives his landings. In the new show, Glomgold is explicitly a Trump analog, having made his billions in the 80s by putting his name and face on loving everything and raking in the licensing dollars. And also by being a dumb rear end in a top hat who’s a danger to society.
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Apr 9, 2020 05:29
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Ghost Leviathan posted:John Mccain was obviously Launchpad. Kellyanne! Help me onto his casket so I can dance on it!
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Apr 9, 2020 05:39
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I stop reading this thread for a day because dems are a waste and suddenly there's a dude named Joey Pizza who's selling Trump quack drugs  The simulation continues its breakdown with no signs of stopping, I see. When do we get to the point where Trump steps up to the mic and instead of words the sound of a dial up modem comes out of his mouth? Because we're getting there...
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Apr 10, 2020 02:05
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Katie Porter is one of the most brilliant political operators I've seen in a long rear end time and a good loving person to boot. If Joe Biden has even a molecule of sense left bouncing around his moldy goo brain he'd pick her to be his VP and then get the gently caress out of the way and let her do all the talking but lol
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Apr 10, 2020 04:37
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It’s also fitting given Trump’s general gross diet that we go from Joey Salads, who was utterly unpalatable, to Joey Pizza brining Trump the feel good stuff.
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Apr 10, 2020 06:18
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Rust Martialis posted:His son, the former Prime Minister, could not be reached for comment. Pierre Poutine, our greatest Prime Minister 
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Apr 10, 2020 08:37
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TyroneGoldstein posted:I'm assuming that Joey Pizza doesn't piss in his own mouth on Youtube as well. Never assume anything anymore. A man named Joey Pizza exists and is a friend of the President of the United States. Anything is possible now. except a woman being president lol that will alwaysbe a bridge too for for the US
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Apr 10, 2020 12:52
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Man, it’s always so loving weird when the Gods2.com cult turns up doing weirder and crazier poo poo than they did before...
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Apr 11, 2020 18:54
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BiggerBoat posted:Is that even loving possible? His dad taught him that owning a dog was a sign of poverty and low class, so Trump internalized it in conjunction with his hatred of poor people to the point where dogs are the platonic ideal of insulting to him.
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Apr 12, 2020 02:47
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Fallom posted:That was a fast transition to "Well actually, Bernie was always a loser." That's the neat thing about constant purity purges; eventually you get purged for being impure.
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Apr 13, 2020 20:29
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VitalSigns posted:that seems unethical Have you met the Wisconsin Republican party by chance?
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Apr 14, 2020 02:16
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I don't give a poo poo about the book title, but someone needs to photoshop a boxing glove coming right at Jared's head with a reaction look like that.
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Apr 14, 2020 03:29
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Silly Burrito posted:Went a different direction.  Beautiful, both of you.
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Apr 14, 2020 07:07
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Dapper_Swindler posted:whats hosed is enough rubes/scared people will send money to this ghoul, plus i am sure this rear end in a top hat will find some way to get more money. I mean this is the thing that Jim Bakker and his industrial buckets of ready mix survival corn meal have been planning for for literally decades now.
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Apr 16, 2020 02:16
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Neo Rasa posted:If I had like Bloomberg money or whatever I'd purchase Fox News and then just completely shut it down because while there's no "one weird trick" to something like this that would have still been way more of a help than his presidential campaign. There’s a reason why when Disney bought out 20th Century Fox the one thing Rupert Murdoch and News Corp fought tooth and nail to save from the deal was Fox News (and Fox Business). Rup knew that if Disney got their hands on Fox News, they were going to disassemble it down to its last molecule, and if they deigned to rebuild it, it would be unrecognizable from what it was before the buyout. nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Apr 19, 2020 |
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Apr 19, 2020 19:44
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TulliusCicero posted:I actually forgot Loomer existed, the lovable insane lunatic scamp she is If she wins, she gets a congressional twitter account by law* which is unbannable no matter what crazy poo poo she tweets under the Trump Standard, AND she upgrades from cyberstalking AOC to being able to physically stalk her since they will work in the same government building together.
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Apr 19, 2020 22:29
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:So decided to search the Olympia protest Tim Eyman? Why does this dipshit keep turning up in PNW politics? Hasn't like literally everything he's tried to accomplish been thrown out in court or failed to even make it to a ballot? He's like the Dino Rossi of being people who aren't already Dino Rossi
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Apr 20, 2020 03:24
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Zesty posted:What's the NASA shirt? Some flat earth thing? Yes. You can buy it on Redbubble and it says "NOT REAL, We checked" over a picture of the globe. The person selling them has a whole catalog of flat Earth, anti-vax, anti-science, anti-media conservative talking point checklist merch for sale. e: Yeah ^
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Apr 20, 2020 03:34
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Dapper_Swindler posted:https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1252374768436654081 I’m playing the Final Fantasy VII Remake now and I swear to god they remodeled President Shinra to look like Fred Trump.
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Apr 21, 2020 00:46
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DrNutt posted:Lmao I'm playing FF7 remake right now and passed an NPC who said "everything coming out of the President's mouth is complete bullshit." Big mood there game. There’s a LOT of post-2016 America in 7R’s Midgar so far.
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Apr 21, 2020 01:29
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Jaxyon posted:Yet another we will know is factually untrue(loving LBJ) yet he will still say. I’m pretty sure no other human, let alone president, has had a dick as big as LBJ’s swinger was.
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Apr 21, 2020 01:33
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DrNutt posted:Oh yeah it's great, I'm on ng+ right now, just hadn't heard that little bit of flavor dialogue before. Highly recommend this game for anyone trapped inside and needing a good escape. But also you get to hear Barret call out neolibs and see oppressed underclass take up AKs and start screaming for the blood of fascists. It's pretty cathartic. There’s a woman in Sector 7 who straight up goes “They’re going to shut the food markets down soon. Better stock up on toilet paper too.” 
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Apr 21, 2020 01:41
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:Dumbshit hasn't mentioned Hydroxycholorquine at his last several pressers, has he? The narrative of “this actually kills you harder and faster than the virus does” has taken hold in public consciousness, so Diddums has quietly abandoned hocking it. That, or Kellyanne jingled some keys in front of his face and it’s tumbled out of his goobrain entirely.
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Apr 21, 2020 19:01
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Kale posted:It's easy to maintain this sort of narrative and perspective when your just kind of constantly reinventing reality around it. It's like those Gamergater types that show up for every major upcoming video game insisting that "SJWs" are going to come out of the woodwork to censor and gently caress up a game as an excuse to just flood the zone with poo poo and whine about stuff to shift the narrative on it into a mostly political one. Any moment now those "SJWs" will be here to try to ruin our favorite entertainment for us......just about any moment now....meanwhile I'll just keep bleating off this "counter-narrative" when there's literally no currently established one out there because I literally just made a straw man one up for convenience sake in order to shitpost effectively. Speaking to that first part, and going back to what you said earlier, I saw a “prominent” Gamergater (which is a sad thing to see/saw in Two Thousand and Twenty Anno Domini) today frothingly arguing that SJWs have ruined the purity of the original Final Fantasy VII by forcing in a radical pro-environment, anti-capitalist political message into its remake that was CLEARLY never there in the original. And I’m sitting back going “Do you have objects orbiting around you, by chance? Because you’ve gotta have your own gravity well at this point if you’re THAT goddamn dense.” You’re completely right, to these people The Bubble is everything and it is utterly impenetrable.
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Apr 21, 2020 19:16
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Dapper_Swindler posted:i mean thats not a good sign for trump if the GOP is basically going "every man for himself and try to hold the line". This is like the 20th "Oh poo poo, everyone run away from Trump, he's suddenly toxic" moment they've had since Escalator Day. It doesn't last. McConnell blows the Horn of Eld and they turn right around in unison. They always go back to Trump.
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Apr 26, 2020 23:35
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Is... is he trying to say Sephiroth? Did Barron try to show him his new copy of Final Fantasy VII Remake and it melted his goo brain even more than usual?
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Apr 28, 2020 01:04
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Apr 28, 2020 01:28
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Djarum posted:Well Groom Lake is actually a great spot for testing, even more so now with the Government closing off nearly every vantage point of the complex. You have almost no human habitation for thousands of miles within the complex, you can get sensitive things in and out without prying eyes. You can get something in the air, to altitude and then go to the Northwest for overland testing with limited exposure eyes or hit the Pacific within minutes which you can also have limited/no visibility. I'm reminded of how the existence of the B-2 was revealed to the public. The skunkworks team was showing it off the Air Force brass so the USAF had imposed like a 50 mile no fly zone around the base it was at... horizontally. So a team of reporters from Aviation Week flew over it outside the NFZ's altitude restriction and snapped a bunch of pics of it on the tarmac, so the Air Force was forced to go "Uhhh. Well. poo poo."
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Apr 28, 2020 01:55
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Arglebargle III posted:Wait. . . Am I Joe Biden? I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
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Apr 28, 2020 01:58
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Zotix posted:What happens if on May 12th the Supreme Court says to Mnuchin "turn over the tax returns", and Trump and Mnuchin and Barr all go, "lol no." What happens at that point? No matter what way that coin lands, Trump's tax returns are never going to be properly released so its kind of moot.
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May 2, 2020 21:36
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And yet the most damning thing in that tweet is that Donald Trump considers Jimmy Fallon to be a “nice guy”. As if you didn’t need any more proof that Jimmy Fallon is a godawful waste of space, Donald Trump legitimately likes him.
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May 6, 2020 00:34
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Spaced God posted:https://twitter.com/JesseLehrich/status/1257808304153268230 Sounds like he needs to go to more baseball games and get booed into oblivion then.
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Fritz the Horse posted:that's a jarring disconnect between the stirring patriotic music and Donnie sounding like he absolutely does not give a gently caress Now see, thanks to Vic Berger any time I hear Trump talking over music my brain automatically replaces it with that lovely 80s sports highlight reel synth and horns b-roll music track. Because that's the only kind of cheap rear end low class z-grade music Donald Trump deserves to have follow him around everywhere.
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