[succ] Go directly to the solutions tent, do not collect 600 dollars

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camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

DEATH TO THE DEMS

# ¿ May 11, 2021 21:42

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 11:07

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE FUCKERS

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# ¿ May 11, 2021 21:54

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

spacetoaster posted:

I don't think so.

I believe that a lot of this is just everything/everyone opening up again after being locked down for so long.

What? No, the gas pipeline was hacked and then state govs all declared states of emergency which caused people to hoard even more than they were. Christ I don't know how anyone can be online for more than like 4 seconds and not know that

# ¿ May 13, 2021 16:36

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Some Guy TT posted:

https://twitter.com/minjinlee11/status/1392898226097954820

(minimum of 2)

# ¿ May 14, 2021 13:46

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

That's the most lib tweet I've ever seen. An absolute work of art

# ¿ May 15, 2021 23:04

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Lib and let die posted:

That's wonderfully vague of her and I guess I could go down a Google hole of what's contraindicated with janz syndrome but like maybe she just needs to get high and chill the gently caress

Or maybe just trust that someone with a debilitating condition has worked with their doctor to find the best course of treatment and done their own research? tf is wrong with you

# ¿ May 21, 2021 17:39

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

mastershakeman posted:

Get Ford's new house battery backup that doubles as a truck

I put down $100 to "reserve" one and I am so pumped to maybe be able to purchase one next year sometime

# ¿ May 23, 2021 16:00

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Guns are fine it's the oppressive societal structures that are a problem

# ¿ May 27, 2021 18:45

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Rectal Death Adept posted:

Maybe less people would get shot if we improved conditions in society, somehow. Otherwise your plan to enable horrific conditions being forced upon us while advocating for making the world forget about gunpowder is kinda loving stupid, rear end in a top hat.

# ¿ May 28, 2021 00:12

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

spacetoaster posted:

People these days are conditioned to use just one, or two, things to determine your political leanings.

You like guns? Rightwinger.

You like brunch? Leftwinger.

You like unions? Terrorist.

I like butts, what does that make me?

# ¿ May 28, 2021 21:00

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

spacetoaster posted:

Openly, or secretly? This is important information.

I'm VERY open about it

# ¿ May 28, 2021 21:07

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

there's only one way we're ever gonna make change in this country

voting

# ¿ May 28, 2021 21:16

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

SgtMongoose posted:

Almost as though they�re both impossibly strong and hopelessly weak at the same time. I wonder if there�s any famous quotes about people who think that of their enemies?

is there?

# ¿ May 28, 2021 22:02

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Judakel posted:

i am glad i got my donations back from the campaign. gently caress you bernie

I tried but they never responded :d2a:

# ¿ May 28, 2021 22:15

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/lara_hogan/status/1397939794106191877?s=19

What does it mean if this tweet makes me want to die

# ¿ May 29, 2021 19:53

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Srice posted:

I was out of town over the weekend with no internet and bad reception on my phone. Can someone summarize what the dems did over the weekend tia

they did good

# ¿ May 31, 2021 20:11

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

is pepsi ok posted:

I looked up Chen's wiki entry and it says he engages in something called "Wolf warrior diplomacy" which comes from "a Rambo-style Chinese action film called Wolf Warrior 2"

Wolf Warrior 2�s tagline was "Whoever attacks China will be killed no matter how far the target is."

gently caress yes

# ¿ Jun 4, 2021 02:33

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Marzzle posted:

whats ohio got to do with bernie? he endorsed the clinton endorsement's opponent I assume?

Turner ran his PAC and helped run his 2020 prez campaign

# ¿ Jun 16, 2021 17:46

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Exodus1984 posted:

I'm just saying, people aren't choosing to get vaccines because of those experiments (yes, I understand the reservation, memories, etc), they're choosing not to get vaccinated because they're idiots.

This is probably this dumbest loving post I've seen in this thread and I hope to god it's a syq

# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 13:52

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Atrocious Joe posted:

lol taking one photo from across the garden and then close ups of a few flowers. No poo poo one looks more colorful.

tulips are blooming for like three weeks and then go dormant for the rest of the year.

here's a close up from Melania's garden in bloom

it's less bombastic and more naturalistic, and it's fine.

wow I didn't realize you were such a MAGA chud

# ¿ Jun 28, 2021 02:03

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

sexpig by night posted:

Because the thread has gone all "genocide denier-y" again, it's as good a time to bore everyone with a story from my time living in China.

It was in the last few weeks I was living in Fuzhou, so June 2018. I was on a bus, minding my own business. The bus was not crowded, which was slightly unusual for most of the buses that I rode on in China. Anyways, an old woman gets on the bus and sits in the seat opposite me. She proceeds, as is her want, to take out an apple and eat it. But she decides to eat it in a way that I have never seen anyone eat an apple before or since. She brought out the apple, and a clear plastic bag. She would take a bite of the apple, chew it, and then spit out the skin into the plastic bag. All out in the open on a public bus. As she continues to do this, at a later stop a mother and a young girl of about 10 get on the bus and sit next to the old eating/chewing/spitting out woman. The little girl sees me and her eyes get wide in shock as she notices I am a foreigner. Because I am not a bastard, I smile and give a polite nod, to which her mum smiles and nods back. The girl however is still scandalized that there is a foreigner on her bus, and proceeds to stare at me for the rest of the trip. All while the old lady sitting next to her continues her 3 part apple eating routine.

An old lady spitting apple peel into a plastic bag? That's of no concern. But an Australian riding the bus?!?! Now there's your headline.

Thank you for indulging me by reading this boring story from my life. I hope it, and the CIA overlords that paid for it have convinced you that the CCP is indeed involved in genocide in Xinjiang.

This can't be a real quote. What the gently caress

# ¿ Jun 28, 2021 15:59

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

That Scald post honestly has me on the verge of puking. I thought after all these years of being extremely online I'd be immune. Nope! Still new levels of disgust to find.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2021 21:07

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

ugh god i think i need to go home and shower

# ¿ Jun 28, 2021 21:09

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Dems really need to gently caress off with gun-control jfc. Actually on second-thought they need to double-down on it and maybe a leftist/socialist party can outflank them on that front and help usher in their destruction.

Bernie tried the most milquetoast version of this vs Hillary and got his rear end handed to him by the media lol

# ¿ Jun 29, 2021 01:05

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

loquacius posted:

https://twitter.com/jerrysaltz/status/1409884631894265859?s=19

Boomer brain simply unstoppable

https://twitter.com/heroinsmoker/status/1409882481730494480?s=20

# ¿ Jun 29, 2021 20:26

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

If a Dem wanted my vote they'd suck my diiiiiiiick

# ¿ Jun 30, 2021 13:47

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

America is gorgeous and I love American recreational culture (beer, brats, baseball), but lord almighty do I hate the American government

# ¿ Jul 11, 2021 19:43

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Does anyone want to move to my house? I have 6 acres of land and a deep hatred for the existing economic system

# ¿ Jul 11, 2021 20:28

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

crime isn't real

# ¿ Jul 11, 2021 20:52

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

inferis posted:

police love to manufacture crime statistics if it suits their goals

I have a solution to this, PM me for details

# ¿ Jul 11, 2021 20:58

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Trabisnikof posted:

yeah the crime poo poo is entirely manufactured

https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2020/11/20/facts-about-crime-in-the-u-s/

people for "some reason" think crime is up....just not in their community

and as always, the part they want to ignore is that no matter how money we give cops they seem to never actually do their jobs and solve crimes:

that's what I said why does no one read my posts post

# ¿ Jul 11, 2021 21:12

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

sexpig by night posted:

The level of privilege that people display when they say that voting doesn't matter, or that both parties are the same actually, is astounding to me. For me and millions of other queer people, especially trans people, your votes, and the party in power, absolutely matter. One party wants to revoke our rights and see us disappear from the face of the earth, the other party supports us and wants to expand our rights. It must be a wonderful feeling to be a cis het person staying home from the polls because nothing's going to change in your personal life either way, so why bother. This is true not only at the federal level, but state and local too. Where do you think the bathroom bills, genital inspection before school sports bills, et al are coming from? Cities and states, where your numerically your vote matters even more. I would encourage people with this mindset to think about vulnerable people in different circumstances than their own when they decide to stay home.

I'm a cis het person and I just wanna say that if you're trans and capitalist I'll put you against the wall like everyone else.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2021 21:15

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Oh Snapple! posted:

Lord

you too, idiot

# ¿ Jul 11, 2021 21:31

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Oh Snapple! posted:

I'm loving shaking, creep

pretty weird to be scared, I'm just some rando on the internet

# ¿ Jul 11, 2021 21:33

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

PoontifexMacksimus posted:

How big is your current polycule?

let's just say we've got room for some ugly neckbeards

# ¿ Jul 11, 2021 23:31

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

I wake up every day not knowing if my internet or power will work. It's a six month wait to see a dentist or a pulmonologist. I have no savings and if I lose my job I'm hosed because we have no safety net.

But at least I'm free, unlike those Cubans. We should definitely invade.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2021 14:21

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

https://twitter.com/AnthonySabatini/status/1414404737240272898?s=20

# ¿ Jul 13, 2021 13:48

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

That's a really unpleasant read. I'm glad Vilerat got Benghazi'ed now.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2021 17:34

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1418989538748293122?s=20

lmao matty thinks we're gonna solve global warming

# ¿ Jul 25, 2021 20:24

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 11:07

camoseven: Dec 30, 2005; RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Hold up. This bitch flew all the way to Japan to do a virtual meeting with the athletes and now she gets a Hawaiian vacation on my dime?! At least Trump was funny!!!

# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 00:39

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