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Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

D'ernest Johnson may have played himself into a payday after today and the Broncos game.

He's a RFA this year and we are already paying Chubb and Hunt.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2022 22:42

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 13:17

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Kawalimus posted:

The Ravens will be swept by the Bengals for the next 10 years.

The Browns swept the Bengals this year, they are not an impossible monolith

# ¿ Jan 15, 2022 23:53

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fartknocker posted:

gently caress Ben Roethlisberger

# ¿ Jan 27, 2022 19:32

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wilderthanmild posted:

This reminds me of AFCN all-time name team captain Frostee Rucker.

Fozzy Whitaker

# ¿ Feb 10, 2022 23:47

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Dietrich posted:

The Burrow Bengos have never beaten the Browns. It's a curse or something.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2022 22:29

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Mystic Stylez posted:

if the rapist didn't win a single game, that'd be tight

He already won one

# ¿ Dec 12, 2022 17:53

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https://twitter.com/StainbrookNFL/status/1612131098498109440?t=mC1DqnNnm4lGpN14XUTbZA&s=19

Bernie what did you do?

# ¿ Jan 8, 2023 18:13

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wilderthanmild posted:

I forgot that game since it was a blow out and this play was early, but that was almost the worst play I've ever seen a Browns QB make. It was so close to total disaster fumble 6 and even then, what was his best case scenario? What could possibly have gone right about throwing it backwards like that?

Like up their with some incredibly dumb pick sixes by notable bad QBs like weeden.

Im just amazed that we ended that drive with a td pass.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2023 22:39

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https://twitter.com/JohnHillbery/status/1706299827200340045?t=4FTVYhWW8Rd06HfCW1Z52g&s=19

# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 22:59

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Kawalimus posted:

I actually will even credit OBJ with a drop-like point for not tackling Porter and just letting him pick it off. He could have easily prevented that and we still would get the FG.

Boy this brings me back.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2023 21:52

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lines posted:

So I'm thinking probably out injured in the second quarter?

One can only hope

# ¿ Nov 4, 2023 01:10

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Black Sunshine posted:

Born in NE Ohio and always considered the Browns my #2 team for going on 30+ years but it was easy for me to turn on them because I don't like rapists so

With that said, I look forward to the day that they no longer employ an unrepentant sexual predator so I can root for them again

It's gonna be at least 3 years.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2023 01:59

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I wonder what the record forost starting qbs in a season that made the playoffs(I'm not sold on the browns making it in. But it would be fun.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2023 22:29

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AndrewP posted:

it would be very weird for Cleveland fans to love Flacco like we do, that's for sure

He has a chance of taking most wins in Cleveland Browsn stadium away from Baker.

Which be supremely funny.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2023 00:59

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wilderthanmild posted:

I think 2 wins makes it mathematically impossible for them to be out.

1 win makes it likely since it requires a bunch of the teams 1 back of the Browns to win 2 and for it to be the right teams. Especially if that 1 is Texans or Bengals. Winning next week @Texans would effectively clinch it, but that's going to be a HARD game for a Browns team that's been bad on the road this season.

Bad on the road on the west coast

# ¿ Dec 18, 2023 02:16

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The Browns have not completely collapsed despite a huge amount of injuries in every position. So anything playoffs is going to be fine

Next year when expectations are the highest is when the collapse and sadness comes. 3-6 wins next year. Book it.

Look at 2008, 2015 and 2019.

# ¿ Dec 24, 2023 17:45

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Kawalimus posted:

I never said they did! Why does that even matter. The Browns didn't have to throw resources at anyone like that and they would have had all that the next year when Lamar potentially became available.

And it was one year before. It's not like the Watson thing had happened three or four years before.

If the Browns don't get Watson, they sign Baker to an extension. Lamar would have never entered into the picture.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 14:55

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Kawalimus posted:

I see your point there. But they still could have thrown Mayfield in as part of the trade to the Ravens or some other team who might want him. Mayfield wasnt in line to be one of the top paid QBs in the league

I uhhhh what?

Dude, Lamar was never going to go directly from the Ravens to the Browns.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2023 16:40

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https://twitter.com/Browns/status/1739708906782286334?t=gvKnaQXh9HMilUf3ngEwCw&s=19

Stefanski to fans "Please don't get too hammered so that you aren't as loud in the 4th quarter"

# ¿ Dec 27, 2023 17:40

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Kawalimus posted:

Whether an execution error or bad concept we should stop with the screens because they NEVER loving WORK. And drive me nuts to see.

https://youtu.be/URIuK7iPQ8c?si=Sb67aXbY8TrrdoM1

# ¿ Dec 28, 2023 03:04

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Despera posted:

why you have to hurt us?

I was just engaging with kawalimus. He's complaining about screens never working and this play was just burned into my brain from that game.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2023 04:28

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Kawalimus posted:

Well then here's what we should do if that happens. If we end up facing Dallas we say no we won't play in Vegas. We want to play in Dallas where you are 10-0 this year. And if not we are forfeiting the game. You can win the SB that way if you want or you can face us like men and put your undefeated home record on the line.

I know that can't really happen. But I feel like it's what these Ravens would want.

What?

# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 22:43

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Kawalimus posted:

The Ravens would challenge Dallas to play the Superbowl in Dallas instead of on a neutral field at Vegas. Because we'd want to be the only team to beat them there this year and do it in the SB. Like I said I know it's impossible but I bet the Ravens would want that.

Just poetry.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 23:17

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D-LINK posted:

Myles Garrett's double team win rate must be insane today. He has zero sacks, tackles or pressures so far

What will TJ Watts be on Monday?

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 00:11

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D-LINK posted:

Probably DPOY judging by this game

Good thing neither of our votes matter.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 00:24

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chamois posted:

the Browns wouldve won this game easily

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 03:39

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Hey Kawa how do you feel about pet birds? Do you have any?

Also how do you feel about stray/outdoor cats with regards to local bird populations?

# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 17:16

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Calidus posted:

The Bengals were so bad for so long and then Browns left it did weird poo poo to fan bases.

Steelers draft a bunch of Ohio State talent too. Lots of Ohio State/Steelers fans.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 02:29

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Borsche69 posted:

its cool that he has a name that forces you to speak baltimorese

https://youtu.be/Dq2XCpo76hE?si=-xHfSf1zbr3LDLWq

# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 03:45

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 13:17

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sharknado slashfic posted:

https://x.com/OnHerTurf/status/1775979684947230786

I hear they have a guy who can give tips on massage therapy

Don't forget the crab buffet.

its too bad Jameis didn't end up in Baltimore

# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 19:38

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