NFC East 2021: That's sewage.

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I think after a red dawn sort of situation, the only sports team the invading army would allow to continue to exist is the Dallas Cowboys.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2021 20:23

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 04:21

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Oh, HELL YESS

https://twitter.com/PLeonardNYDN/status/1423317220004872195?s=19

Inject it right into my veins

# ¿ Aug 11, 2021 22:04

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Quiet Feet posted:

Hurts looks like the Iron Man suit that Smith would climb into.

Loling, before my probe hits

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 21:39

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Shinjobi posted:

It is funny that old people are losing their minds over the Cowboys being unable to win a preseason game.

This isn't a "the cowboys are actually good" post, this is a "old people are only getting crazier" post.

Slice of life for cowboys fans:

I was at the gas station yesterday, and had my cowboys mask on.
And another dude with a cowboys jersey said, "I like your mask"
And I said thanks
And then he said,
"I hear those cowboys mask are the safest around; they guarantee you can't catch anything"

:hai:

# ¿ Aug 23, 2021 17:20

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Cowboys gonna win!.
They're getting all their losses out of the way now.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2021 03:15

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Quiet Feet posted:

Lol'in at Carson Wentz.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2021 19:24

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Shinjobi posted:

DiNucci was absolutely rear end, are you kidding me

Please do not slander our blessed Nooch

# ¿ Sep 7, 2021 00:30

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Just stay as the Team you cowards!

# ¿ Sep 8, 2021 19:20

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Set to lose? Tonight we're going to see the rise of Dak like a beautiful phoenix from the ashes.

Regardless, I'LL BE WATCHING.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2021 14:48

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

euphronius posted:

Who is Lamb?

Cici "pizza" lamb
A good WR we have

# ¿ Sep 9, 2021 21:34

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Sickening posted:

Cowboys super bowl!

Same, but actually

# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 02:53

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Seth Rogaine?

# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 15:43

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Sickening posted:

Getting a feeling that a good number of you are worried your bum team is going to be rolled by the boys this year.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2021 01:13

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Doltos posted:

I don't fear the Cowboys at all because even if they win the division they're still a garbage franchise full of losers with a moron fanbase, albeit a kinder one than the Eagles

.......

# ¿ Sep 11, 2021 02:15

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

.....

Harsh.

Harsh but fair.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2021 02:16

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

indigi posted:

I hope Carson Wentz has fun today

You take that back

# ¿ Sep 12, 2021 17:44

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Mr. Nice! posted:

NFC East 2021: "That's sewage."

# ¿ Sep 12, 2021 20:15

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

blarzgh posted:

Yes, but for 1) no, Dak Good and 2) football is cool and interesting and stuff like this is fun to look at.

Blazargh, I want to encourage this new line if posting, as it's much more palatable then all them there big city lawyer numbers you sometimes like to write.

Thank you for the cool break down and explanation.

Also, I think the Cowboys will win on Sunday, by 26 points.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2021 21:29

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Shinjobi posted:

What if the Chargers hike the ball but the Cowboys don't notice so the offense is moving and nobody notices and then the chargers score infinity points

Please do not post fetish porn in here

# ¿ Sep 14, 2021 00:45

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Sickening posted:

Yall going to get stuck with jason garrett as your next head coach.

:yes:

# ¿ Sep 17, 2021 14:02

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Ready to see this cowboys game

# ¿ Sep 19, 2021 20:51

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Sickening posted:

Cowboys might be good.

SHUT THE gently caress UP, DUMB rear end, NOT YET, DONT JINX THIS

# ¿ Sep 19, 2021 22:03

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Sickening posted:

Cowboys super bowl.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2021 00:21

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

blarzgh posted:

I'm afeared that your make-a-wish(tm) will come true this weekend.

D-Law: OUT
La'el: OUT
Randy Gregory: OUT?
Gallup: OUT
Starting Safety: OUT?
# 3 Cornerback: OUT?
Greg the Leg: STILL ON THE TEAM

Lol, where are you're numbers God now, fool?!?!

# ¿ Sep 20, 2021 00:24

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

*Beagles

# ¿ Sep 20, 2021 14:23

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Sickening posted:

Racism is really funny.

Reported

# ¿ Sep 21, 2021 01:48

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Blarzgh, which one of them has the bigger dick, tho?

# ¿ Sep 21, 2021 23:16

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Mr. Nice! posted:

The original argument was about whether Eli was better than Aikman, which even you didn't say while mentioning a bunch of people that are also better than Eli.

Someone has a similar avatar to you, and it was jarring.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2021 13:33

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

blarzgh posted:

In other news, the cowboys have signed the two biggest things they could find to play D Line, Euphronius' hate for Carson Wentz, and Doltos' ego

Booooooo

GET OFF THE STAGE!

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 17:13

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I am disappointed at the lack of vitriol in the thread thus far, given that TOMORROW, the God's Own Dallas American Cowboys, will take on and defeat the reviled Philadelphia "eagle" turkeys (Ben Franklin shout out).

# ¿ Sep 26, 2021 17:44

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Quiet Feet posted:

I am summoned

YER GOIN' DOWN, FEET

# ¿ Sep 27, 2021 00:04

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Cowboys will single-handedly destroy the nfc east, then lose in the playoffs. Such is my sisyphean take of being a Cowboys fan

# ¿ Sep 28, 2021 02:52

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

The Bananana posted:

I am disappointed at the lack of vitriol in the thread thus far, given that TOMORROW, the God's Own Dallas American Cowboys, will take on and defeat the reviled Philadelphia "eagle" turkeys (Ben Franklin shout out).

Post your predictions about this game you said

# ¿ Sep 28, 2021 03:44

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

FogHelmut posted:

Why don't they just pass all the time even when they're ahead? Then they could win by hundreds of points.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2021 16:24

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

woah you think your guy is good? sorry my team actually sucks balls!

Lol

# ¿ Sep 29, 2021 16:59

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Ready to watch the cowbs!

# ¿ Oct 3, 2021 18:01

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Cowboys need a new kicker

# ¿ Oct 3, 2021 19:07

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Sickening posted:

https://twitter.com/NYGDaily/status/1444736346724179970?s=20

He is a sleeper cell sent to destroy the giants.

It was part of a 10 year plan. Make Jason Garrett look mediocre enough for long enough to get fired. Then as soon as fired, get hired by NYG, who would be happy to have his... middling talent there? Then, once in the organization, suddenly become worse! Jerry is a genius

# ¿ Oct 3, 2021 22:01

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Sickening posted:

I am really enjoying how my team is playing well and all your teams are playing like dogshit. I hope this never changes.

Please do not jinx the Dallas Cowboys, IDIOT

# ¿ Oct 4, 2021 01:38

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 04:21

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Sickening posted:

Jinx's aren't real. IDIOT

Well if you're going to summon a demon's curse, then loving go big or go home!

COWBOYS WILL WIN THE SUPERBOWL THIS SEASON.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2021 15:11

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