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mawarannahr
May 21, 2019
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whew I was scared that was it. has anyone compiled an archive of all the posts going way back?

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mawarannahr
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Palladium posted:

I admit ivermectin sounds pretty cool to the ears

thanks for acknowledging this, I think the same every time. Allen Iverson, iver MECT in, Ivanka, pectin, Mecklenburg

mawarannahr
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Lmao here’s some good poo poo about Allen Ivermectin, glad I decided to look him up


quote:

On December 9, 2005, after the Sixers defeated the Charlotte Bobcats, Iverson paid a late-night visit to the Trump Taj Mahal. After winning a hand at a three-card-stud poker table, Iverson was overpaid $10,000 in chips by a dealer. When the dealer quickly realized the mistake and requested the chips back, Iverson refused, and a heated head-turning argument between him and the casino staff began. Atlantic City casino regulations reportedly state that when a casino makes a payout mistake in favor of the gambler, the gambler must return the money that they did not legitimately win.[122]

mawarannahr
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/JenniferMarguli/status/1428934142323040259
Remember back like 2 years ago when the CDC had credibility lol

Americans are disgusting. not pictured here but she’s also wearing shoes indoors, jfc

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Real Mean Queen posted:

That's good advice for an individual, but it's not really a solution to a broad problem like "hospitals can turn you away because they're mad at you now." Whenever American society develops a new situation where it's okay to kill people, it ends up killing a lot more people than it's theoretically supposed to on paper. Pointing the it's okay to kill these guys sign at half the country is a loving bad plan.

nothing has actually changed with regard to normal procedures for getting a transplant, which always include preconditions relating to the recipient’s ability to accommodate and care for the new organ. you might say this is evidence of it being systemically discriminatory overall, but nothing new has been introduced, nobody has made any signs about killing people, and hospitals aren’t mad at you (wtf?)

mawarannahr
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Delta-Wye posted:

maybe we should just copy china? has anyone considered that? they seem to be on the ball, maybe we should just, you know, do the same thing. no? well, ok then :smith:

hmm. it would be draconian, genocidal, celestial even…. nah

mawarannahr
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Casey Finnigan posted:

this thread definitely has many people who spend too much time looking at bad news that they can't do anything about and getting upset about it, myself included, yeah

we’ve got beans and tips on supply chain issues and respirators, wdym we can’t do anything about it? we have been helping each other do something before most people knew what a coronavirus was. it’s beautiful.

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

lol I was about to post that if you need to eat meat, find a kosher or halal butcher

thinking very hard about the FDA saying that inspectors at the feces-ridden portion of the line are no longer necessary and factories can self-police.

hmm, sounds like the fda is bullshit that is not to be believed!

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gradenko_2000 posted:

i was already doing half-assed intermittent fasting for about two weeks now, but a nice goon sent me over an exercise plan that I can do from home so I've started doing that too

it’s genuinely heartwarming to see goons helping goons, I don’t know if there’s a similar online nexus of people actually keeping track of things and helping each other stay safe and sane through the pandemic. it’s actually really loving weird that this is the only place.

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uber_stoat posted:

i love living in this country of ours where everyday reality is indistinguishable from blackest satire.

this is dumber than infinite jest

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Atrocious Joe posted:

rope worms are apparently just the remnants of their hosed up bowels
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rope_worms

it gets worse because people think these worms cause autism and do poo poo to their kids to "cure" them. we need a US Cultural Revolution.

hey does anyone remember ge cafe?

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Casey Finnigan posted:

man I try to walk my dog at night alone and this annoying rich lady in my neighborhood sees me across the street, comes by, and talks to me unmasked and slobbers all over my dog. Hope she's not sick

what a stupid thing to have to worry about lmao

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Nocturtle posted:

Not a psychologist at all, but it could be a type of social contagion benefiting from extended reinforcement through personal networks.

this poo poo’s unproven as hell and the research is mostly signal boosted by Facebook and associated researchers because it makes their product sound cooler. the effect sizes they found are laughable. Disinformation Experts glommed onto it more recently.

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UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Swedes being smug about their complete covid failure is annoying. I thought they were part of the small group of generally reasonable countries.

https://twitter.com/AJemaineClement/status/1428331610848387072?s=19

the swedish government is composed of idiot bloodthirsty fuckers

https://twitter.com/trtworld/status/1430003680401580032?s=20

the natural outcome of social democracy.

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OK baizuo posted:

Recently used a bag of 15 bean mix with extra pintos with that stock recipe, threw in some seared kielbasa, another minced onion, a grated fresh tomato, and some celery. It was drat good

15 beans? how many types of beans are there??

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text editor posted:

8k/week 30k bonuses are 100% hazard pay because the clientele will all be the type of people who try to intentionally pull your mask off and spit in your mouth or shoot you if you don't give their dad horse paste

this is the standard developing country medical worker experience; most people doing this type of work get by on less than $80 a week probably and have done so forever.

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Koirhor posted:

so with israel opening boosties to almost anyone, is current thread consensus to mumble something about taking humira to qualify for 3rd immunocompromised shot or just all out make up a pseudonym for a “first” shot

you don’t have to declare anything. or tell them you smoked cigarettes (do not do if this could increase your premium). really doubt anyone will question you.

mawarannahr
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oh poo poo. these are the places that flooded, right ?

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Joementum posted:

it absolutely causes you to poo poo out your guts https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rope_worms

still wondering about ge cafe after all these years

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Zeroisanumber posted:

They aren't cops, goon. You can (and should) lie your rear end off.

there is a chance that you could be denied employment at anything remotely related to the medical field on account of Medicare fraud or some poo poo so look into this before taking the goon word.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019
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is chud a slur or something else?

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Demon Of The Fall posted:

seconding this. delta 8 has been great for me over the past few months living in a non legal state. gonna check out the site you linked, cheers

delta 8 is the ivermectin of the dirtbag left. it’s even named after delta!

seriously it’s not worth it

mawarannahr
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Fireside Nut posted:

Incredible. I want to reiterate what I and many others have said about this thread: it’s hands down the best source of info about Covid anywhere.

I don’t know if this is true but I’ve tried pretty hard to be informed throughout the crisis… and this seems true to me, as a layperson. but… WHY? what’s so special here?

mawarannahr
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Pepperoneedy posted:

Has any country outside of war ever had a complete, simultaneous nationwide collapse of its healthcare system?

yeah. any guesses?

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019
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good idea https://twitter.com/business/status/1430539982037569536?s=20

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McNugget Buddy posted:

How does one buy stock in shovels



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New York, July 16, 2021 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Reportlinker.com announces the release of the report "Global Cadaver Bags Industry" - https://www.reportlinker.com/p05896564/?utm_source=GNW
6 Million by 2027, growing at a CAGR of 6.8% over the analysis period 2020-2027. PVC, one of the segments analyzed in the report, is projected to record a 7.2% CAGR and reach US$441.3 Million by the end of the analysis period. After an early analysis of the business implications of the pandemic and its induced economic crisis, growth in the Polyethylene segment is readjusted to a revised 6.9% CAGR for the next 7-year period.

The U.S. Market is Estimated at $235.5 Million, While China is Forecast to Grow at 6.8% CAGR

The Cadaver Bags market in the U.S. is estimated at US$235.5 Million in the year 2020. China, the world`s second largest economy, is forecast to reach a projected market size of US$45 Million by the year 2027 trailing a CAGR of 6.8% over the analysis period 2020 to 2027. Among the other noteworthy geographic markets are Japan and Canada, each forecast to grow at 5.9% and 7% respectively over the 2020-2027 period. Within Europe, Germany is forecast to grow at approximately 6.3% CAGR.

mawarannahr fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Aug 26, 2021

mawarannahr
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I desperately want to read this report but I don’t have $5500. does someone work somewhere that does have this princely sum? this is incredible content

METHODOLOGY

II. EXECUTIVE SUMMARY

1. MARKET OVERVIEW

Influencer Market Insights

World Market Trajectories

Rise in COVID-19 Cases Drives the Demand for Cadaver Bags

How Covid-19 Pandemic has Shattered the Global Economy

EXHIBIT 1: Top Countries Affected by COVID-19 Outbreak: Total Cases and Cases Per Million Population

Rising COVID-19 Death Toll Results in Spike in Cadaver Bags Demand

Total Number of Deaths due to COVID-19 from June 25 to July 12, 2020

COVID-19 Risk of Fatality by Comorbidity

Pandemic Response Plans Spur the Market for Cadaver Bags

Conceptual Designed Body Bags to Prevent Infections

Developed Regions Remain Primary Revenue Contributors

Developing Regions Exhibit Immense Growth Potential

2. FOCUS ON SELECT PLAYERS

SELECT WORLD BRANDS

3. MARKET TRENDS & DRIVERS

Burgeoning Geriatric Population - A Key Demand Driver for Cadaver Bags


EXHIBIT 9: Global Population Statistics for the 65+ Age Group
in Million by Geographic Region for the Years 2019, 2025, 2035 and 2050

COVID-19 Deaths by Age Group: As Reported from New York City Health (as of May 13th 2020)

Increasing Prevalence of Chronic & Lifestyle Diseases to Propel Market Growth

EXHIBIT 2: Hypertension Prevalence (%) Worldwide by Region in Male and Females Aged 25+ Years

EXHIBIT 3: Percentage of Hypertension-Associated Deaths in
Various Non-Communicable Diseases (NCD)

EXHIBIT 4: Global Prevalence of COPD by Age Group (2016):
Percentage of Men and Women Affected by the Condition

EXHIBIT 5: Mortality Rates of COPD ('000s) by Select Geographic Region

Increasing Incidence of Infectious Diseases Results in
Increasing Number of Deaths

List of Infectious Disease and Respective Guidelines while
Handling Cadavers in England and Wales

Growing Incidence of Hospital Acquired Infections Propels
Market Growth

Increase in Natural Disasters and the Associated Deaths Drives the Demand for Cadaver Bags


EXHIBIT 6: Global Number of Extreme Weather Events & Losses (In US$ Billion) for the Years 2000, 2010, 2018, and 2022

Global Number of Losses due to Extreme Weather Events for the Years 2000, 2010, 2018, and 2022

Increasing Investments in Healthcare Infrastructure Enhance
Demand for Cadaver Bags

EXHIBIT 7: World Healthcare Expenditure (In US$ Trillion) for
the Years for 2017, 2019, 2021, 2023

Rising Deaths due to Cancer Spurs the Demand for Cadaver Bags

Total Number of Cancer Deaths by Type: 2018

Cancer Mortality by Region: 2018

EXHIBIT 8: Age-Standardized Incidence and Mortality Rates of All Cancers (per 100000 Population) by Region: 2018

Emergence of Purpose-Made Non-Porous Body Bags to Contain, Store and Transport Corpses

Redesigned Cadaver Bags Improve Identification of Victims in
War and Natural Disaster

Cadaver Bags with Effective Designs

Cling Film Plastic Wrap Emerge as Alternative to Cadaver Bags in Large-Scale Disasters

https://www.reportlinker.com/p05896564/Global-Cadaver-Bags-Industry.html?utm_source=GNW

mawarannahr fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Aug 26, 2021

mawarannahr
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

(I can't get no) Ventilation
Paint it Black (my lung xrays)
It's only horse paste but I like it
Waiting on a vent
19th Nervous system breakdown

Ain't nobody slowing down no way
Everybody's stepping on their accelerator
Don't matter where you are
Everybody's gonna need a ventilator

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zwsl-SuOEXc

mawarannahr
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Mayor Dave posted:

He was literally an incel lol

he was probably gay

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Random rear end in a top hat posted:

Oh god, TCC/Ivermectin idiots is exactly the crossover we need.

Hey, you know what clears COVID right up? Carfentanyl. Why do horse drugs when you can do elephant drugs?

The only way to defeat a vector for respiratory depression that comes from China is another vector for respiratory depression that comes from China.

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Twigand Berries posted:

Whatever happened with that french/greek study that showed smokers may be less likely to be hospitalized?

I think it came out it was industry funded. however, the people of Greece and France are known to be heavy smokers, so there may yet be something to learn by examining their tar encrusted alveoli.

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

From the late 19th century, human fat was produced and offered under the trade name Humanol as a sterile, liquified preparation for injections in Germany.


:stonkhat:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_fat

why would the Germans call it humanol when the word for human isn’t “human” :catstare:

mawarannahr
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Good Citizen posted:

on of my dumb chud cousins posted about supporting mandatory vacations and everyone on that dumb branch of the family tree is making angry posts at him lol

mandatory vacation is inimical to capitalism so this makes sense

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Lacrosse posted:

Subscription services are all the rage now. Think of how much money the health care industry will rake in by making every single American under 65 a lifetime subscriber.

I finally found out what the Ridwell boxes outside people's houses are, thanks to the Seattle thread.

lol.

https://www.ridwell.com/

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019
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what happens if you run out of crack?

mawarannahr
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will Jeffrey have the courage to save the servers?

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Homocow posted:

germ theory of disease was a triumph

almost all of human history people literally had no idea what caused diseases or knew how to stop their spread

modern people are ingrates

I think our ancestors centuries ago had some deece ideas about stopping spread through NPIs even if they didn’t really “get” germs. Miasma theory wasn’t right but it seems it would require similar measures in practice? idk.

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Death By The Blues posted:

Man this loving blows, New Orleans is one of the best cities in America and the people are loving awesome there. Biden absolutely is not gonna last his full term.

He’ll love and get re-elected

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Nodelphi posted:

So I know I’ve brought this up before, but it’s one of my worst memories.

Imagine you’re at a hospital that has lost power, the generators are out, you’ve got nothing, not even phones. Your vents aren’t working and you are bagging patients. You are doing this in very dim light, no monitors, only the slight squeak of the bag as you squeeze, you’re tired and you just want to stop but you can’t. You hear moaning and crying coming from down the hall but you can’t help, you can’t even step out for a second.

You can’t really stop to check your patient’s blood pressure but you can still feel a thready pulse. Your patient was on medication drips but those have now been left to drip in slowly because you can’t infuse the medications. You feel the tension in your patient’s lungs and realize you’ve let your nerves get to you and you’ve bagged too fast. You seek calm, keep bagging, slow and steady. Pulse remains slow and faint. This could last days.

That’s bagging someone in the aftermath of a hurricane and it’s awful.

businesspeople: “cool, number is going up, revise the report!”

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Der Meister posted:

people like to poo poo on doctors but last I heard vax rates are in the 90s so suck it

haven’t heard from the thread doctor in a bit — they are wearing N95 under a surgical. :ohdear:

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