I got the tude now posted:

lol at everythign

Bolverkur posted:

Kojima Productions presents: Lego Arena

GorfZaplen posted:

I dreamed I was playing a massive multiplayer fps where one person is a mafia boss and everyone else has to try and kill him in a huge elaborate mansion. The twist is that half the players start out on his side, but slowly and randomly switch teams, so they have to make themselves invaluable to the Don while the Don has to keep them at a distance, making the strategic decision between giving them good guns they can fight off other people with that they might turn on him later. I rate this game a 9/10 and would easily play it again

Fungah! posted:

dreamed i ws playing a new minigame game like a wario that had a swordfighting mose with a touchscreen. i was playing with an indeterminate buddy and doing really well, but for some reason i ws still losing health every time i hit him. this super pissed me off so i did my ultimate move that cut his character in half and won. suddenly my buddy got super pissed off and pulled a katana and screamed "now its your turn!" last thing i remember is the blade coming right for my face and then i woke up

Pablo Nergigante posted:

My dream wasn't gaming related but it was kinda hosed up. It was a nature documentary about feral chickens where they would build huge termite-style underground nests and have a special chamber for fighting to the death where they would leave the corpses as a warning to other chickens

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Sub-Actuality posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umy-VLP2jIA

American McGay posted:

ArfJason posted:

I was called by the police to defuse a bomb in my college. The bomb had a panel with a puzzle from The Witness, and police called me causw they saw me online bragging about beating the witness 100%. I was terrified cause it was a new mechanic i had never seen before where there were ants and spiders on the board. My phone started ringing, and it was keanu reeves from speed. They got him to call to encourage me and i said i was too scared. He said not to worry cause he was driving. Somehow i knew that as long as he was driving fast the bomb wouldnt explode. I remember specifically asking "if i fail will you die mr keanu" and he said not to worry, as long as he was driving he couldnt die. I try the puzzle and it was completely different and this time there were only ants running all over it. After i finished nothing happened, and the police escorted me out as i asked what happened to keanu. I didnt find out for what felt like hours until i saw on the news tht they stopped production of matrix 4.

I got the tude now posted:

lol

Sub-Actuality posted:

luigi seeing the phrase "just luigi" yet again

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

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Pablo Nergigante posted:

Bicyclops posted:

it's not all it's cracked up to be.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

NienNunb posted:

Lmfao

I had a Wario dream a few years ago where I asked for Super Wario 64 for the GBA for Christmas and got it. The game was a rom hack of Mario 64 where you play as Wario and he bounces on his rear end and farts everywhere. The graphics and frame rate looked super compressed and lovely, like when they made GBA cartridges where you can watch Shrek in <240p scenes. Later that day I saw on the news that everyone’s copies of Mario 64 were now replaced with Wario 64. Everybody was pissed and they all knew it was because I wished for it. My dad came up to me and said “you know you ruined a good thing for everyone, right?”

symbolic posted:

Vincent : Oh man, I hosed up the deathloop.
Jules : Why the gently caress did you do that!
Vincent : Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!
Jules : Oh man I've seen some crazy rear end poo poo in my time...
Vincent : Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably picked up the wrong item or something.
Jules : Hey, I didn't pick up no motherfucking item!

Bicyclops posted:

last night i had a dream that i was home alone - my wife had taken the kids out to visit her family to give me a break. i'd stocked the fridge with beer and i was just going to kick back, play video games, watch tv and relax by myself. i went to the kitchen to get a beer out of the fridge and a Flan Princess () from final fantasy 4 was in my kitchen. it looked kind of goofy and badly put together, sort of like a half-assed muppet crossed with a blancmange from that one monty python sketch, a really low budget monster, but somehow that was even more unsettling. it had a voice a lot like Droopy Dog, and it was very polite, constantly saying things like "good sir" and "i wonder if you can find it in your heart." it said it hadn't meant to startle me but that it was terribly thirsty and wanted to know if could spare it one of my Gatorades. i gave it one and it tossed the whole thing into its mouth. it kept apologizing for being a bother and asking for more, tossing anything i gave it into its huge mouth and then making a few up and down munching motions. i gave it more gatorades, some seltzer, and a quart of lemonade. then it asked if it could have some ginger ale, and i apologized, but told it that those were my wife's.

"oh, not to worry at all," it said, and it gave me this big smile, but it seemed like a mean smile somehow. it just sat there, grinning at me for a minute, and i wondered if i should just go back to the living room. it was really unnerving just standing there in silence across from it. suddenly, out of nowhere, it said "i killed your ex, you know." it should have felt silly because of how ridiculous it looked and sounded, but i knew somehow that it will telling me the truth, that my ex who died a few years back of myalgic encephalomyelitis had somehow gotten sick because of this thing. "your college friend too," it said (a friend from college recently died of ovarian cancer). "also your grandmother. pretty soon i'm going to kill your stingy wife." i got furious and reached to throttle the thing and just came up with a handful of pink blanket. i threw the blanket on the floor and started crying. the dream logic seemed to forget my family was away, because my son came in carrying a blue blanket. "it's okay daddy. you can have this blanket," he said, and when i looked at it, the Flan Princess face was on the front, laughing a kind of low chuckle. i screamed myself awake.

NienNunb posted:

ArfJason posted:

i was probated so by now i forgot some details but basically:

one dream involved shiggy being incredibly pissed off about unauthorized copies of super mario 64, so he personally went around destroying anything that might be or contain an illegal copy. i found this out while i was hanging out with someone who to troll pointed at a dog that was taking a poo poo and said "that dog is nintendo, and the turd is super mario 64". immediately shiggy appears driving a car and drives up the curb into the sidewalk, perpendicular to it, aiming for the turd. the poo poo is way too close to a wall so the car smashes the front against it, with the wheels unable to run over the poo poo. so shiggy just backs off and smashes into the wall again over and over in a frenzy. im about to tell him but i realize hes not paying attention to anything, putting all his focus into ramming the car back and forth into the wall, never able to run the turd over. he doesnt even look angry, just very determined.

a different dream had a whole bunch of stuff unrelated to any game, but two sections were separated by a sequence where a luigi with a huge round but squished face, and in the middle of it has g-man's facial features from hl2, shows up. he seems to be making an interlude like hes presenting a twilight zone short, talking cryptically as the gman usually does. heres my attempt at recreating this "luig-man":

Plebian Parasite posted:

Had a dream I was playing a new 4x game that was like civ but it was all monkeys. Like all the gameplay was nearly identical but all the units and world leaders and advisors were all monkeys and would occassionally pop up with text boxes saying "ooo eee eek" or other monkey stuff. I remember being really delighted with it and thinking about how I could kick everyone's rear end since I was the only one who realized this was just civ but with monkeys. When I got to a certain point in the game though suddenly it took me to a screen inside the monkey senate building and told me to "Customize your senator" so I took a long time looking at all the monkey hairstyles and monkey suits before confirming, at which point the camera moved over slightly to the next monkey in line and a little bar filled up saying I had successfully customized 1 out of 278 monkey senators at which point I got really angry and woke up.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Went old school. Hope you enjoy.

ol yeller posted:

Dreamed that there were these cards released that worked similar to amiibos in this new game, and each card had a primary elemental (the big picture on it) and a secondary elemental (a little raised and embossed section into top right corner). On the back it would have descriptions of both of them and what they did. Both would be scanned into the game and would be playable characters across any campaign.

A friend was explaining all this to me and told me I could take two of his cards to get started. I was rifling through the pile seeing all kinds of familiar faces from other games, sometimes in odd combinations (Luigi card with a little embossed Master Chief, for instance), but nothing really caught my eye until I encountered a triangular card with none other than Adolf Hitler on it with a small embossed mohawked Travis Bickle at the top. I flipped the card over and there was a huge swastika with a blink-182 logo and it said Travis Barker is a bad motherf*cker.

Confused, I asked him if the card had a misprint, why was it triangular, was Hitler really playable, etc. He just laughed and said that must have gotten in there by accident, it's for a different game. Relieved, he took the card from me and put it away.

Fungah! posted:

dreamed a sexy babe was trying to sacrifice me to turn me into a 12/8 panther demon with lifelink and my only thought was "makes sense, thats a pretty good rate"

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Tfw no big titty goth babe gf to cast corpse cobble on me.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lmao

Sub-Actuality posted:

I just dreamt that Shiggy announced a complete remake of the original Super Mario Bros during a Direct. He was visibly excited, sort of hopping up and down like a little kid and saying stuff like “modern technology allows us to at last depict the full Mario experience as I first envisioned it.” He started playing through a live demo of the game, which was still 2D but had sharp 3d-rendered sprites that kind of looked like Donkey Kong Country. The only mechanical difference was that Luigi was always present alongside Mario and followed him everywhere. Shiggy made a huge deal out of how technologically impressive he thought this was, and he demonstrated Luigi following Mario for like 20 minutes while he jumped on and off a single question block.

He started talking about how everyone had always wondered how Mario really travels through pipes, and was overjoyed that this game would finally portray that. He was about to demonstrate but a very timid stage hand had to step in and stop him because he had spent too much time showcasing the Luigi AI and they needed to finish the rest of the Direct. He protested for a minute but then just kind of looked sad and started nodding quickly and stepped back a few feet so he was in partial darkness. For some reason he stayed visible in the corner of the screen looking dejected while the Direct continued.

They announced that the game was available for download right now!!, so I bought it and started playing immediately. On 1-1 I went down that 3rd pipe for coins (Luigi followed of course) and the game changed completely. Suddenly it was a hyper-realistic, extremely dark & terrifying pipe travel mini game in full 3D with surround sound that looked & felt like one of the resident evil remakes.

The pipe was running horizontally, but too narrow to stand in, so Mario had to crawl on his belly through sharp debris and thick black tar. The player had to pull Mario forward by alternating the triggers, and he would get stuck constantly so you’d have to use tools & gear like winches and climbing picks to inch forward very gradually. Every minute or so an extremely loud rumble would start approaching, and a torrent of black tar would fill the pipes. Mario had to quickly brace himself and put on a breathing apparatus to survive. It became almost impossible to move and he would get pushed backward violently.

After a while, a cutscene started that showed that Luigi had inhaled too much of the black tar and couldn’t move anymore. The mini game had been so intense that I had honestly forgotten he was following me the whole time. Mario grabbed his hand and yelled “I’ll come back for you!!” Luigi fixed him with this intense, bitter stare, slapped his hand away, and in a voice that made it clear that he thought Mario had always wanted him dead, said “No you won’t. Not for Luigi” as the tar swept him away.

Eventually I got Mario out of the pipe and the game went back to its much lighter 2D version but Mario still looked ragged as hell, covered in blood and scratches and limping. He could barely move forward and couldn’t jump very high, and there was a big pit right in front of the platform he was on, so I was stuck. I walked Mario into the pit to start the level over but the screen just stayed black for several minutes, and I figured the game had frozen.

I hit reset (the switch had a reset button I guess?) and Toad appeared like Mr. Resetti to scold me for doing so. He looked directly at the camera and said “For real plumbers there is no coming back from death.” Toad explained that because both Mario and Luigi had died in my game, they were dead everywhere, and that everybody in the world who had bought this game was now locked out of playing it forever.

I woke up feeling intensely guilty and was going to post in the Nintendo thread to apologize to everyone before I realized it had been a dream

Sub-Actuality posted:

an artist's rendition of what sad shiggy looked like during the Direct

Sub-Actuality posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWN5oYPdczs

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Dreamed I was playing magic the gathering IRL but with a deck I’d never seen before. My first card draw was an enchantment called “Lands are Bones” that just said “All Lands are Bones”. I woke up before I could find out what it really did

Pablo Nergigante posted:

The worms are their money, the bones are their lands

Bicyclops posted:

GorfZaplen posted:

I dreamed I was still in college and that I had been invited to a pro Smash meet by a friend of mine who doesn't exist in real life. The address he gave me was this house that was in the middle of the street on a small grassy island. It looked like a house from the 1800s, ornate and slightly lovely. It was night time and the only illumination was a dark orange streetlight. Bob Hoskins dressed as the detective from Roger Rabbit stepped out of the front door smoking a cigarette and shook his head, telling me not to go inside. I ignored him and the inside of the house was overgrown with mold and filled with flashing strobelights and there were antique bathtubs, the kind with feet on them, all over, filled with slimy people with rat heads. They were writhing and moaning as if simply existing were the worst pain in the world. I ran around the ground floor and second floor in a daze before finally escaping through the kitchen. Bob Hoskins was outside again, standing beneath the streetlight. He didn't say a word but somehow told me that the Illuminati were using this house to transform poor people into rats so they'd be more pliant workers. Shaken, I started walking back to what was my college dorm.

Fungah! posted:

as a kid when i was playing a shitload of shadows of the empire i had a dream that boba fett from the game (not the one from the movie, the super blocky n64 boss fight one) needed to change armor and needed me to guard the door to the bathroom at my school so he could change but i couldnt turn around. i felt like i had to because i needed to know what he looked like, so i turned around and he was this horrifying scarred one-eyed guy who said "now i'm going to kill you in one week because you know what i look like," and i knew i was dreaming and he meant in real life. i woke up more scared thn i've ever been before or since and every now and then i still remember that boba fetts gonna kill me for knowing his secret

Bicyclops posted:

Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of poo poo for breakfast?
Wario: Sure, all the time.