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SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhdvLTJYUZQ

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SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000


*chewing on credit card* You mean there's a better way?!

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Ssthalar posted:

Man, my homecountry is going to be completely underwater when that happens.

But there are also plenty of downsides.

Utskitet av kalkvatten.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Spergin Morlock posted:

ccb - cock cumming balloons?

"Clownballoon is coming (for you)" is an old SA meme that means "You're about to get banned".

It's cumming clownballoons.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

I recall just a couple of years ago when some people were arguing that a BOE before 2035 was totally unrealistic and the doomers predicting 2025 were completely off their rockers. :lmao:

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Booourns posted:

commiegir very clearly gets mad whenever they see "cspam" posted in D&D in any context and it's pretty funny

In Soviet D&D, GIR does not sing Song of the Doom.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

IKEA founder was a nazi. Just throwing that out there.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

500 good dogs posted:

human species: too big, too fail

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

aphid_licker posted:

Not sure what fuckery that guy is up to, heat related deaths alone have increased by 150k in the last 20y

https://climate-adapt.eea.europa.eu/observatory/evidence/health-effects/heat-and-health/heat-and-health

It's Lomborg.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

wynott dunn posted:

That guy is averaging out climate deaths per decade and only plotting that result, beyond whatever other fuckery he’s done in the sources

He's a statistician, he knows exactly what he's doing. He was also funded by the Danish government to push his bullshit for like a decade.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

mawarannahr posted:

lmfao that animal looks like this



lol

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

I'm sorry but what exactly is this?

Axolotl.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Rime posted:

what it has to do with this I have no loving clue.

The axolotl is also unhappy with its prospective extinction.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

blatman posted:

not much whats axolotl with u

You axolotl questions.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Fly Molo posted:

god drat it ikea :negative:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingvar_Kamprad#Fascist_involvement

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Do all these fancy charts take into account reduced consumption resulting from incomprehensible scales of mass death?

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Six Hundred and Twenty-Five Quadrillion Americans

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

The Vinja Ninja posted:

the BIG HUNGRY is here!

What will you eat?

The rich, hopefully.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000




Edit: Click through to die immediately from comments made by "Goop Enthusiast".

SplitSoul has issued a correction as of 16:42 on Mar 26, 2022

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

500excf type r posted:

I did a paper for a material science class on Teflon but focused on engineering ethics because just about everything DuPont did WRT Teflon is gross af.

They also get away with literally raping infants.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

uguu posted:

Beg pardon?

*inhales* I SAID

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Found a little buddy for the bdell in the cursed thread. :unsmith:

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Communist Thoughts posted:

who is this handsome fella?

Nereis sandersi.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

237 pages behind. Is it that bad, yet?

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

kater posted:

so i had npr on this morning and they had a psa about noise pollution in oceans, how various animals use sound in their lives and how we've polluted the ocean so much it's the equivalent of living with a rave pumping all day long.

Can't remember, was it the OG Cosmos that had a segment about how whales used to be able to communicate over extreme ranges until the age of sail ended, and we've basically been ceaselessly harassing the gently caress out of them since?

Whale: OoooOooOooooOo?!
Humanity: Haha ship goes brrr

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Zodium posted:

the economic impact will be negligible, very little economic activity takes place in cumulus clouds.

:nsacloud:

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000


Biosphere Collapse: "It [the fire] is everywhere."

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Crop failures, here we come!

Ah, so that's what that out of place color band means.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Most of the worst offenders have sub-replacement birth rates.

https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/SP.DYN.TFRT.IN?most_recent_value_desc=false

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Perry Mason Jar posted:

Posting, is like a swordfight

How appropriate. You post like a cow.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Don't care about that other poo poo as long as I get to fight Lomborg in the Thunderdome.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Rectal Death Adept posted:

i feel like every word on that needs an asterisk

https://twitter.com/SMiltonburger/status/1554898434297036800

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

The arc of history is quite a bit shorter than it had to be and its trajectory is a hockey stick.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyxCHXlB908

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

we got it all man

chopped garlic, minced garlic, peeled garlic, shredded cheese (every variety you can think of, already shredded), diced tomatoes, chopped tomatoes, chopped walnuts, chopped spinach, chopped kale, chopped carrots, chopped collard greens, shredded brussels sprouts, shredded cabbage,

all in convenient plastic packaging

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Microplastics posted:

Me with a blowtorch 200ft down a DIY borehole in Greenland

"mmm now that's a good cup o' joe"

And people laughed at the Bripe.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Homocow posted:

https://twitter.com/bidetmarxman/status/1559191302235123713?s=20&t=HtdlgE0nnWbqvpz7oQuR3Q
fewer bug splatters on my precious car? sounds like a good thing to me!

The insects have become smart enough to stay out of the way of cars and are presently amassing an army underground large enough to blot out the sun, thus fixing cliamte change.

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SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Hunga Tonga-Hunga Ha'apai generated a 90m tall and 12km long tsunami wave.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0029801822014810?via%3Dihub

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