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You think if we made farting illegal we’d have a chance at this thing or no?
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Nov 12, 2022 21:33
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starkebn posted:we did it guys Hell yeah my men. Can we get to 10 billion before we start eating each other?
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Nov 12, 2022 22:20
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Raine posted:i hate christmas Me too. Can’t stand the time of year. The entirety of December has people driving around like an out of control Tesla going from one box store to another just to stock up on stupid plastic poo poo to give to their 10 children (I live in SLC)
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Nov 14, 2022 10:44
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I was eating tacos at my fav truck and loving tornado came and ripped them out of my hands and my plate went flying and the loving guy in the truck wouldn’t give me more said it was act of god god dammit they was $10 gone
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Mar 22, 2023 23:32
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I went 5 years booze free before Covid hit, where I sunk into a hole and became collapse aware and started drinking again. I feel like I’m never gonna be sober again, hopefully cirhosis will just take me out quicker where I can chill with the Lord or maybe the bad boy himself, Mr. Devil. With my luck AI will figure out fusion while I’m on my death bed or some poo poo
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May 27, 2023 03:05
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Xaris posted:well that’s why it’s kinda interesting because it’s not yet. the most notable was Paradise and some Sonoma county burning down but compared to the whole state is like 0.000001% of housing that’s been lost. so actually things are still pretty good and hasn’t really been big disasters I think their risk accessors and AI data crunchers told them it’s best to get out of that market now with this looming El Niño coming in
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May 28, 2023 05:39
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Oglethorpe posted:found this tweet on the floor Hell Nino
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May 31, 2023 01:26
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When I was a baby I only drank water, been only drinking water for 38 years now. Now I’m gonna have to stick to milk of the cow once the water goes away, just all milk
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May 31, 2023 21:16
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https://twitter.com/edgarrmcgregor/status/1663778671809925122?s=20 Lmao, good knowing ya guys
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Jun 1, 2023 06:41
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https://twitter.com/DielFactor/status/1663939243817746432?s=20 It’s always some shithead real estate agent from Florida… can’t wait for +2C when half that state is underwater
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Jun 1, 2023 21:52
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Guys, guys GUYs! Stop fighting amongst yourselves, we are all in this realm together. Your infighting is making me extremely sad. We will all band together as brothers and turn this ship around towards a bright future! And I mean really bright!
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Jun 2, 2023 02:56
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My brothers in Christ let us not spread negativity and doom, let us praise The Lord and share his knowledge and love. All you need to know about collapse is in the Bible, the story of Noah’s ark and many more will prepare you for anything you come across
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Jun 3, 2023 19:56
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4d3d3d posted:Doesn't seem good for much of anything except thermophiles and organisms that can just pick up and move to colder waters Some Tiktok influencer in 10 years is gonna be showing herself absolutely having a blast in the warm and crystal clear water (because not even algae can grow)
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Jun 5, 2023 00:05
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Some guy I work with keeps telling me the only way to fix climate change is for everyone to go on a beef only diet. I made the mistake of debating him once like a year ago, and now he brings it up again or tries and show me some goofy poo poo from IG from some beef head influencer about how grass releases methane anyway and that cows absorb CO2. Apparently this is a big movement, probably started by Jordonson. This guy only eats beef and looks like absolute poo poo but says he’s never felt better while he’s sweating all the time and has dark circles under his eyes, always saying our ancestors only consumed ruminants. Hope he has a stroke or some poo poo tbh Edit: he also says he won’t fall for vegetarian and vegan brainwashing when I bring up we need vegetables to be healthy. I’m like dude, you beef heads are way more annoying than they are Soggy Muffin has issued a correction as of 03:20 on Jun 6, 2023 |
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Jun 6, 2023 03:11
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UKJeff posted:hosed up if true You’re right I should allow this man to annoy me to death and wish no harm befalls him
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Jun 6, 2023 03:21
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Tungsten posted:that's how he annoys you to death though. have you tried making fun of his obvious bad health? No because I don’t want to trigger another ruminants will save us rant
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Jun 6, 2023 03:39
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UKJeff posted:You should educate him and help him understand why he’s wrong. Each one teach one No. You’re in a doom thread dude, we ain’t wasting time on trying to teach others that are too far gone
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Jun 6, 2023 03:49
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Stereotype posted:lmao beef only diet Yep basically the new trendy carnivore diet but beef only. And when I say beef I mean steaks mostly. I’m like how tf you affording steaks multiple times a day, they must be Chuck because we get paid the same and no way can I afford $40 in rib eyes a day. I’m actually more curious now maybe I’ll ask him more questions tomorrow but I’m afraid it will open flood gates
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Jun 6, 2023 06:49
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Harik posted:lmao holy poo poo i watched the making of for that and... the madmen actually loving did it. They built a house in a gigantic tank, sealed it up with the CEO inside and unleashed 10 shipping containers full of water on it at once. Him standing there looking out at the rushing water's a real shot, and it really used his poo poo to seal it up. Well they shoulda shown that in original version because I thought it was mostly cgi and a bs product. Microplastics posted:Oh boy do I have a product for you Beef seal
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Jun 6, 2023 07:25
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https://instagram.com/shawnbaker1967?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== This is the beef head influencer my coworker showed me earlier today. Not sure if this guy is an actual MD, or if he’s a quack, or if he’s just crazy (I’ve known plenty of crazy doctors) scroll down and he talks about how rotting grass releases methane and how a cow eating it doesn’t matter. Completely ignoring enteric fermentation in a cows guts Edit: nevermind goons unsolved the case, he’s a definite quack “Dr. Shawn Baker, a California-based orthopedic surgeon whose license to practice medicine in New Mexico was revoked in 2017, is perhaps the most high-profile carnivore diet promoter.” Soggy Muffin has issued a correction as of 09:22 on Jun 6, 2023 |
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Jun 6, 2023 09:12
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Hubbert posted:I miss the concern trolls who reprimanded us for not doing more to "save" the biosphere. Where did they go? Has poster biodiversity fallen so far? I am still here. You are probably one of those polluters that flushes your toilet every use. I only flush it once a week, only once during the month of april. I use a biodegradable towel for my bottom
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Jun 6, 2023 21:03
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Brendan Rodgers posted:Might as well just roll the dice with geoengineering at this point. The only real thing stopping it is that there's noone to send the bill to, can't really make private profit from it. All the ethical and ecological concerns would never stop it. That’s what m I’m saying. Let’s shake this poo poo up, might as well. Bring on AI gently caress it let’s see what an AGI looks like. gently caress it, come on DoD tell me about these aliens you have, maybe I could make love to one before we all die of heat stroke while we watch all the wonderful critters burn to death
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Jun 6, 2023 21:07
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOD2d153M4Q I have never seen a better analogy for the rise and fall of mankind after we discovered fossil fuel. It’s perfect, we even got overshoot and fire here Soggy Muffin has issued a correction as of 21:39 on Jun 6, 2023 |
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Jun 6, 2023 21:35
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1glitch0 posted:drat, the real Ghostrider never made that mistake. They actually used this footage in the film, this was a Hollywood stunt gone wrong
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Jun 6, 2023 21:54
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Stereotype posted:weather is great in Hawaii! beautiful day at a normal temp with light showers as usual. I became aware of how bad we are loving ip the environment when I was 13 and went to Maui and all the sea turtles had tumors from pollution. Massive tumors and the dumb tourists kept petting them as they snorkeled
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Jun 6, 2023 22:59
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It’s gonna be awesome slowly watching out earth and wildlife burn to a crisp as global industrial civilization slowly crumbles around us and things only progressively get worse as we deal with the religious and far right freaking out as it dawns n them we aren’t special and we are absolutely beyond hosed.
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Jun 10, 2023 00:57
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RadiRoot posted:its natural for everything to get hot during summer?? Keyword is normal here fat, I mean jack. Wanna do some push-ups?
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Jun 11, 2023 03:07
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Woke up just now and had weird realization that world is collapsing but at least today I may know a lil more about the aliens that molested me when I was a child and gave me tinnitus
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Jun 11, 2023 14:45
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RadiRoot posted:just don’t live in Utah Too late I’m probably breathing the GSL arscenic rn. Although we did get a lot of snow and rain
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Jun 12, 2023 00:31
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bedpan posted:I did enjoy disco elysium when I played it a few years back. Fallout NV was a decade ago. Never really liked the super metroid series Kinda in same boat as you are, my forms of escapism don’t offer me any release these days other than intoxication
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Jun 12, 2023 22:25
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I just gave birth to quintuplets are they gonna be ok?!
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Jun 13, 2023 00:26
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Everyone in here needs a hug. I can get this freight train turned around in 1 day. It’s called prayer, if everyone prays at same time on earth to our Lord Jesus Christ then his father GOD will listen. He will turn down this hot air and make it rain again
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Jun 13, 2023 05:56
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Hell is breaking loose, the hot air from down there is seaping through because it’s so gosh dang sinful up here. Look at pornographers and fornicaters, we need to go after them and this hot air will go down
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Jun 13, 2023 05:59
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BCR posted:Talking with a middle-aged doctor about treatment for a family member. Unprompted they start talking about how there's so much disruption, shortages and a slow healthcare collapse. The punchline is there are no longer alternative medicines for many things. There's no option Bs. I was tempted to say it's okay doc it's just the end of this world. Instead went with 'do what you can do, and don't worry about what's out of your hands'. Societal collapse will definitely accelerate once all these higher skilled professional types with decent nest eggs wise up that there might not be much time left. My uncle Dr retired months into when Covid hit, primarily because of it, and he’s only 63. I don’t blame him one bit. But yeah I never speak about doomer poo poo in public, I keep that toxic poo poo strictly to internet communities
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Jun 13, 2023 06:54
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I know we were on a similar subject a page back and hate to diverge from the current stimulating intellectual discussion, but these days my hedonism seems to have developed a case of anhedonia. Didn’t think it was possible… I’ve always been a hearty drinker, then quit 5 years, then on and off again for Covid and collapse awareness, but typically a 5th of vodka in a night gives me at least a buzz. Tonight nothing, just back (kidney?) pain. Time to go on the wagon for good and experience the apocalypse as it should be experienced, as a fully cognizant sober man punishing myself for my ancestors sins
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Jun 13, 2023 09:01
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TODD BONZALEZ posted:Micro plastics are probably also contributing to the increase in dementia I had a few beers recently with a rando environmental science grad student that was dead set on PFAS and micro plastics being more of a near term existential threat towards humanity than the typical myriad us doomers typically cling to. Honestly as a layman I didn’t know if this guy knew more about this poo poo than I did and didn’t press him much, I’m getting old and I’m uninsured don’t need these loving greenheads whackin out my knees
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Jun 13, 2023 10:46
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tuyop posted:It's been spring for a little while but between wildfire smoke, rain or unseasonable coldness or pain, I haven't gotten out to observe the little patch of nature around my apartment. Phew, thought you were gonna say the baby birds died from too much plastic or something
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Jun 13, 2023 16:30
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Sunny Side Up posted:Defeatist nonsense rationalizing inaction Yes and revolutionary change will only occur when there are no more of us
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Jun 15, 2023 02:04
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Sunny Side Up posted:Whether collapse happens next year suddenly or in stepwise fits and starts over the next 15-20, the prescription does not change: agitate, educate, and organize. Misanthropy is self-defeating and misguided. It’s already here. Why would we want to waste our lives trying to prevent the inevitable or somehow change human nature? Much more fun to shitpost here
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Jun 15, 2023 02:51
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Hell Nino
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Jun 15, 2023 07:00
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