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haveblue posted:Need to know how much is in the jar first Just enjoy that DINK lifestyle.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2022 18:05 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 12:42 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:Drive across I-80 and enjoy the engineering marvel that is the straightest stretch of interstate in the US! Don't east/west interstates have to correct every so often?
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2023 20:46 |
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Teabag Dome Scandal posted:Those fuckers aren't cheap which is why you can easily find garbage horses for free. And that place is called Aldi.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2023 19:48 |
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The_Franz posted:Actually, he can probably get off the hook if he gets a lawyer and shuts the gently caress up. They have no proof that he was personally driving the car at the time of the crash, and even if he admits to driving the vehicle, there is no proof that he was drunk at that time. My rear end in a top hat cousin did this once. He crashed his Festiva (lol) because he was drinking and trying to open a can of chew at the same time. He nearly bit his tongue off in the crash, and grabbed all his documents and the license plate and walked about a half mile home. He didn't answer the door when the cops came by, and waited long enough so that he couldn't be charged with anything (because they didn't have any proof he was driving). Assholes get away with poo poo because they keep their mouth shut.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2023 17:25 |
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:
She's selfish because she wants to have a relationship with another adult that isn't her ex-husband? I'm pretty sure a 12-year old girl is manipulative enough to know that she can do whatever she wants at one parent's house, and the other has some rules, and she knows which she'd rather be in.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2023 14:23 |
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Runcible Cat posted:Yeah, that's an insanely lovely prank. Awww, now I kinda want my wife to do these with me. Not to post online, just to do them
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2023 14:26 |
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keep punching joe posted:I don't think you're actually allowed to represent yourself in court in the Scotland/England for a criminal case, you would have a court appointed Barrister/Advocate or a Solicitor Advocate. Do they still make you wear a big black cape, a funny tie, and some sort of powdered wig when you represent yourself?
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2023 19:13 |
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:Considering this line: I mean, I loved Final Fantasy when I was a kid but I'm 40 now and I don't put up wall scrolls of anime and videogame characters anymore. Maybe the C&H painting just sucks?
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2023 18:17 |
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The Diddler posted:It's cool to be old and life an un-fun life (whatever floats your boat and all that), but you can be old and also put fun stuff on your walls fyi Oh I have fun stuff, you should see my Birds of Prey painting (it's a recreation of the Last Supper but with raptors instead)! But I mean, sometimes you just leave your childhood where it is. It's OK, sometimes we just grow out of things.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2023 19:29 |
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That's smart parenting. These stories sound like the leads into those true crime interrogation videos on YouTube. Re: the Reddit post: At least go over and see it for yourself and meet the parents. You can always be cordial and then never return if you feel unsafe about it.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 01:59 |
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Being a piece of poo poo to a 4-year old grandchild and your son who is being a great uncle. Just normal things.
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# ¿ May 3, 2023 03:30 |
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Runcible Cat posted:Probably transphobia, but a new extra-stupid flavour: Maybe the concerned parent just really hates Donny Osmond?
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# ¿ May 5, 2023 16:22 |
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Blue Moonlight posted:r/relationships: Edit 3: he is not a cat. I was just about to post this exact same thing, dammit!
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# ¿ May 8, 2023 20:37 |
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Clocks posted:I have self-esteem issues so I prefer to wear makeup. I think people who are confident about not wearing makeup are super cool. makeup ain't doing poo poo for what I'm working with.
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# ¿ May 9, 2023 14:20 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLlsjEP7L-k
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# ¿ May 14, 2023 23:20 |
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StrangersInTheNight posted:yeah the vape carts that smell like candy are tobacco ones. the weed ones definitely exude a concentrated aroma d'ouid when you exhale so you have to be careful where you're doing it. Lots of weed carts are also filled with that same flavor/scent combo. You can totally vape weed inconspicuously in public. You still look like a vaping douche, but you stop caring when the THC hits.
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# ¿ May 19, 2023 16:56 |
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It looks like trump tweets to me. Just random incoherent poo poo that almost wants to make sense but never really does.
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# ¿ May 23, 2023 16:05 |
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Runcible Cat posted:Pretty good burn:
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# ¿ May 29, 2023 21:30 |
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Wedding videographers are so bad with money. It's like fireworks or concert videos, except way more expensive.
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# ¿ May 29, 2023 22:41 |
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Nothing would turn me into a curmudgeon faster than having to attend a high school graduation every year.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2023 15:58 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:Oh. Oh god. I, sadly, anticipate watching a true crime JCS-type video about this woman in the near future.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2023 20:05 |
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Kit Walker posted:Yeah, her edit about “I listened to you all and broke up with him. He’s just a deadbeat loser who wanted my money, get hosed!” was really gross. Dude is clearly a struggling dad trying to make ends meet and she’s insanely privileged and treated him as a disposable novelty that she could toss away as soon as she got bored. It’s true that she doesn’t have to let him live there for free and even as unfair as it was it still would’ve been to his advantage to live there and pay what she asked, but her response to the situation is ugly as gently caress Everyone can suck in a situation. That guy was an idiot for thinking he should get to live for free (along with his family!) and she sucks for tossing him aside when he was extremely vulnerable.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2023 12:41 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:
It's probably the 5 year old kids who are getting ready to enter kindergarten. My son just had his, and it was adorable
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 02:12 |
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I worked in a call center. In the "getting to know your teammates" portion of the group training session, a woman finished the "I just love my ___" blank with her sporty Pontiac Sunfire. I just remained silent
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2023 22:41 |
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Knives are not a single-use item.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2023 22:10 |
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I met a throuple with no kids and was insanely jealous at their lifestyle. I hope they're still together, spending money on dumb poo poo and happily loving each other.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2023 23:29 |
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*honks a tin horn seductively*
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2023 23:45 |
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Shifty Pony posted:..., and nobody else basically never happened except for extreme situations. Turns out there's a drat good reason for that!
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2023 12:26 |
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Shifty Pony posted:I should have made two sentences there, sorry. Ah, gotcha. We had our first in 2018, and he turned 2 right as COVID broke out. Why we decided a second child was a smart idea in 2021, that I cannot explain. Daycare during COVID was only possible because my wife was WFH and I could take the older child into my office when I wasn't traveling. There were times the entire classroom was closed due to teachers being sick, and many other stupid scenarios that made it so difficult. And now we're paying 660 bucks a week for the privilege. At least until the end of August, when my oldest starts public school.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2023 13:19 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:"I wish you would show your emotions more. No, not like that" Man, this thread has finally hit me firmly in the personal feels. It sucks getting called a robot, then a big pussy when you finally show some emotions. I think I need a break from this thread, and a long walk alone.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2023 16:24 |
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ApplesandOranges posted:Let's have some good content.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2023 14:03 |
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That's a tough one. There's no way to give a very expensive gift without someone finding fault with it. I guess she could have done it in private, but then it would look like they're loving on the side or something. Maybe the answer is no one gets to have nice things, ever.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2023 15:24 |
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I agree, an apology would go a long way. I don't understand why people find it so hard to say sorry when they've made things awkward. It costs a lot less than a $2500 watch.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2023 15:42 |
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She sounds like one of the various people we play with in our discord server. We're all old and married, most have kids, and we just like to play games and be positive influences in each other's lives. It's actually really great. It's one of the best things about living in 2023.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2023 05:13 |
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I went to a dry wedding once. It was blissfully short.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2023 15:55 |
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I can easily attend a wedding without alcohol. That's why we have weed edibles.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2023 20:12 |
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If your goal is to return to the ashes your came from, sure. Be one with nature.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 18:43 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:
Well, I'll be! 2 Tuesdays this week! Castaign posted:Tuesdayed by a single minute. Beaten by better
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2023 15:07 |
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Runcible Cat posted:A good mod?
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2023 20:31 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 12:42 |
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trickybiscuits posted:Warning: estranged parent poo poo ahead These kids suck. Maybe their parents should have raised them better.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2023 02:34 |