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Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


This is the thread where we find that the 15-second rule also applies to ethics

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Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Barudak posted:

This person takes "my sister forged documentation to become executor of my parent's estate and gave me $500 usd" like they eat clonazepam by the handful.

Ain't nobody that mellow about so much cash. I wonder what undisclosed asset they got their mitts on without anyone noticing.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Pope Corky the IX posted:

Sometimes it's kind of a shlorp-shlorp-shlorp sound.

Getting a little too close for comfort here

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


He has to be eating corn the whole time

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Barudak posted:

Whenever she's ready to reach out, Jodie will be there for her

making gin

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Brawnfire posted:

God I wish someone would consume my whole

Oh no, they got Trevor!

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


I wonder how reliable a narrator she is. And has she previously submitted footage to America's Home Video & Cringe Show?

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


I use the Muppet show picture with all of them in rows behind me.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Self-employed spokesmodel working on contingency hoping for a patron?

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


ponzicar posted:

I think it's a good idea to put down a useless animal and focus on true love. Unfortunately, euthanizing lovely boyfriends is still very illegal.

Can we dysthanize the lovely boyfriend instead?

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Understanding the distinctions is relevant because that's how to identify the fencelines of negative intersectionalty. Transphobia is a topical 'othered' class that they're hoping to single out from the herd as the bully group hopes to forge group identity in their shared bloodsport.

Keep them from critical mass lest they metastasize.
Take away what they unite over, and they have no reason to associate.
Take away their two minute hate.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Andrast posted:

lol if you think that would lead to less explaining

It absolutely will not reduce the prying and cajoling and parentsplaining.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Pope Corky the IX posted:

So am I to understand that Mickey and Minnie just hold hands in bed?

EDIT: And sleep with their gloves on?

Well, knowing what's inside those gloves isn't exactly fingers...

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Kurieg posted:

AITA for uninviting my gay brother and his boyfriend to my wedding?
So why not wear a greyscale rainbow tux? Hells bells man, show up in coordinating dazzle camo patterned clothing.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Cythereal posted:

Why the gently caress does the niece even know her uncle only has one nut?

Maybe she asked him what he was doing for no-nut November?

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Invisible Clergy posted:

I love the new title.

AITA for farting at work and blaming a male co-worker?


If OP had been male, coworker would have high-fived her.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Nae posted:

man that woman must be busy if she's constantly ensuring there are no nuts within a mile radius of her child

If mommy's really dedicated to this shtick, she's 100% nuts herself. See ya, squirrel-bait.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Ravenfood posted:

Thanks!

Confirming that I loathe reddit's format and that watching his panic unfold at finding out what ignoring a legal document actually can mean is great. Would love an update to that too, but unsurprisingly there isn't one.

Wouldn't any filed legal proceedings be a matter of public record? If we accept the premise that on the close order of onemeeeeellion dollars was stolen, then there'd be a juicy, searchable case.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


cumpantry posted:

thats what i was looking for. thanks, and also now i'm thinking about a recipe that calls for one banana and a roll of duct tape

:frogon:

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


therobit posted:

So
Apparently there is some tweet that went viral about “biblically accurate pussy” and nobody understood that either. And the OP of that post is also a woman.

My guess is she’s talking about how Paul describes a woman’s body as a church built on a sewer.

Venus Cloaca?

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Cowslips Warren posted:

He is trapped in limbo as a ghost until some idiot brings another chair to the table.


AITA for wanting compensation after my new neighbors felled my trees?

Somewhere a tree lawyer just got a woody and doesn't know why.

Ftfy

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Nancy posted:

I really really want that OP and her husband to provide an extensive list of short & tall, imposing & unimposing names.

What are the short names exactly??

There's an Aunt Dick back in my family tree. Short enough for ya?

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Zero One posted:

The shop in question is Louis Vuitton, so no, not really the same at all.

Burgers and bags both come from cows

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Remulak posted:

It would literally be the next thing, like not sharing ice cream and her run her withered, birdlike-yet-slimy tongue all over it before he got to it.

This is simultaneously the grossest and yet the most cathartic thing I've read in a while.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


haveblue posted:

There are a lot of dumb people in the US

Black cats are much rarer than dumb people. Plan accordingly

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


teen witch posted:

I’ve changed: I am not a piece of poo poo. But AITA?

Isn't that kind of like which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Pope Corky the IX posted:

Let me tell you a couple or three things

Brace yourself first

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


He musta wagered a whole lot of someone else's money

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Bruceski posted:

...I'm kinda surprised I only thought of this now, but do they do communion on meatless Fridays?

He probably counts more as a vegetable now since those three days chilling in the cave

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


All we are is a temporary wedding of skeleton and sphincter

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Savage For The Winjun posted:

You can only get so dirty, so after a few weeks it stops getting worse.

Then it becomes archaeology

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Cowslips Warren posted:

AITA for telling my sister she's the reason our parents are divorcing.

Anne acted as if I sold her out to the Romans

Is this a Golden Christ Child reference, or a slur about Romani?

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Tree-fitty, and rounded is four.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Nae posted:

no………who are you thinking of?

Anakin?

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


Cowslips Warren posted:


AITA for mentioning in front of our 2 friends that spouse took a shower after 20 days?

He sounds very nice. I'm sure he wipes diligently.

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Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


A little bit of crystal to sharpen the ol' reflexes...

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