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AmiYumi posted:Do I really get the honor? First in the new thread?? Thank you for spelling it correctly.
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teen witch posted:As long as I get a dumptruck rear end I’d like to think we’re all your dumptruck asses.
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kissekatt posted:Not strictly doge, but adjacent and was the one that leapt to mind for me: r/relationships: I’m like the Zucc but I get more succ
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Weatherwax posted:When I was younger two of my friends who were dating and living together at the time, had a huge blow out fight at a party. As a stress respons I more or less cleaned the entire kitchen. This wasn't my place, nor theirs, I think I had met the host maybe twice before. Well I hope you learned your lesson. 
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for dumping my husband's dinner instead of re-heating it? Am there is absolutely nothing passive about what she did. lol
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Bug Squash posted:Sounds interesting, I wonder what that's about... Need to build a portfolio of high performing tricknology stocks.
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Mx. posted:and they tell me "it's ok he's just very stupid" Your original cat was an evil genius cat that was swapped with an idiot cat. It’s running a conservative think tank Maryland now.
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welcome to hell posted:And surprising nobody, Chris was a poo poo DM and a racist. Chris is the rear end in a top hat for being a DM that also runs a player character.
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Solenna posted:Also going to roll my eyes forever at "fakeup" HOW CLEVER. She should cancel everything. Isn’t fakeup one of those words that the MRA crowd trots out to underscore what lying, scheming bitches them wimminfolk are?
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Dramatika posted:Change plans, volunteer to host thanksgiving, set up the table in the room the sister was evicted from Set up a card table in there, then make her sit at it alone.
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the holy poopacy posted:is the fetish blue balling strangers by telling them a story about Thanksgiving related kink and then not elaborating further It’s walking around with your head jammed up the rear end of a giant uncooked turkey looking like you’ve been attacked by a very festive headcrab. No wait that’s me.
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mind the walrus posted:If you've got the feeling and it won't go away, bail. You can do better. But don’t miss your chance to make it look like the climax of a nefarious two year long revenge scheme. Note to self: Why am I so sad and all alone?
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Mx. posted:Mortified by the queef Ah, to be young again.
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for not wanting my gf to get Botox? When my dentist recommended a night guard for my teeth grinding, I watched some videos of what happens to your mouth when this sort of thing goes untreated. It’s pretty god drat horrifying. gently caress this guy with a blowtorch is what I’m saying. e: I was grinding my teeth and not little defenseless fishes. Flared Basic Bitch fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Dec 8, 2021 |
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Chloe Jessica posted:AITA for giving my coworker a fantasy novel for Secret Santa to try to broaden her horizons? Turning your nose up at romance novels and gifting a fantasy novel instead pleases the irony gods.
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for yelling at mom for doing something that could get me fired? Why won’t my parents honor the NDA that I broke?
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Mx. posted:AITA for refusing to speak to my mother since thanksgiving I’ve only had two serious migraines in my life, and anyone that thinks you can just walk that poo poo off can get hosed sideways.
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Cowslips Warren posted:WIBTA for not getting my siblings’ gifts for Christmas I’ve said this in the past, but when I was a callow youth I snuck some presents early, got caught, and got to keep them but got nothing a Christmas. It was brutal, A+++
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The Bramble posted:My gf doesn't want me to talk about experiments and unnornal thoughts Let me stop you right there.
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Invisible Clergy posted:Imagine being such a buzzkill narc that when you hear your dad is building a trebuchet on 10 acres (!) of land your only thoughts are how to ruin it for him rather than offer to help or provide him a list of things it would be fun to hurl. I’m not sure where you’re getting those numbers. A square encompassing an acre is about 210 feet per side, so even a 4x4 acre square is just 840 feet x 840 feet. Depending on the shape of dad’s parcel he could be making a real bad decision.
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Barudak posted:In college a guy got arrested for jumping on a cop car and spinning around while pissing onto the cops standing around it, so I recommend that but with your puke. This is the sort of heartwarming story that this thread needs more of.
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for 'starving' and 'poisoning' my friend's kids? My heart’s desire is to be responsible for children of parents that accuse me of child abuse.
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Sisal Two-Step posted:AITA for my response when asked "why are you still single"? Tell the boyfriend you’d be happy to apologize to him, alone, while you give him a conciliatory hot oil massage.
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Mx. posted:AITA for requesting my(25F) fiancee's(26M) sister(17F) not be at our wedding If someone went into labor at my wedding I’d be loving AMAZED. I’d also tease lil niece/nephew about interrupting the ceremony until my dying day.
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Cthulu Carl posted:What if Seth Pecksniff is in face a horse? Seth Pecksniff is a centaur OP.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for keeping my daughter in the house I’ll never be able to meet someone whose name is some variation of Sophia again without thinking “Sophiopath” to myself. Thanks, thread.
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nashona posted:Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? I’m not usually a fan of Zack Snyder movies, but this new project shows real promise.
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sullat posted:Either that or 'Quinn'. OP works with Kevin Smith’s wife. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harley_Quinn_Smith
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Posting from the past to call out solid gold phrase “he’s said he’ll try to wind it down”.
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These slapfights about how to make water hot are a microcosm of every stupid food derail on these here forums.
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In persona grenada, honey Don't you know that I'm lovin' you In persona grenada, baby Don't you know that I'll always be true
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:JFC everyone but the OP and the neighbor need to go to prison or the sun We have a perfectly good acid vat god drat it.
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DELETE CASCADE posted:lmfao, bitch is probeable on sa now? jesus loving christ It’s only a matter of time until they take manchild from us too.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:What's the first most popular one? The first edition AD&D Players Handbook
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Arsenic Lupin posted:According to the Indians in the thread, this is a rural way of getting around horoscopes that say somebody's first husband/wife will die. The person with the bad horoscope marries the tree, the tree is chopped down, prophecy handled. They also say it's not something you should spring on somebody; it's part of serious wedding negotiations. So it’s really a matter for tree estate law.
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for walking out on my fiancé because I kept losing at Yu-Gi-Oh, ending with him drinking for the first time ever? If someone calls a drunk who doesn’t know how to play Yu-Gi-Oh, the only reasonable response is a polite thank you.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Look, I'm sorry he's a gross dude who happily stinks up your entire life to the point it drives you from your own bed, but unfortunately there's not a very simple obvious solution you could immediately enact to improve your life a thousandfold Like we’re going to get unbiased feedback from you, Captain Hygiene.
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Mx. posted:sometimes it's about not jeopardizing the beans It’s always about not jeapordizing the beans you fool!
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hawowanlawow posted:beards look like poo poo Sorry about your patchy child molester beard OP.
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Piell posted:AITA for telling my husband it's time to hash things out with my mom? I love how proud she was that her genius plan of “just ignore my garbage mom so that I don’t have to take a side” worked.
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