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kntfkr posted:Everyone below this post is an rear end in a top hat. gently caress
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2021 11:16 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 00:29 |
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Bibliotechno Music posted:Hooray new thread! Loving the classics. Does anyone have the story where the woman completely changes herself after marriage, because she thinks wives are supposed to be blonde, subservient, well-dressed and made-up Stepfords? quote:she had always told me the long nights of gaming are due to her fear of the sun. i believed her, i didnt know it was because she played until she got so angry she got physically sick Holy poo poo im dying
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2021 15:34 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:what's it called when it's not quite a laugh, but a wheeze of exhausted recognition? Breathing.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2021 04:27 |
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Evil Willow posted:Aita for pawning cards? This reminds me of a clip from some antiques roadshow-esque show I recently watched on youtube, featuring a woman bringing her husbands magic the gathering collection, which turned out consisted of extreme limited edition early 90s beta cards worth an estimated $100k. Much to her shock Anyway yea your the rear end in a top hat
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2021 07:04 |
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Barudak posted:Cockblox'd. Lol
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2021 13:34 |
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My name is Beejohn Shrimpman.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2021 13:42 |
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No no you don't understand honey, it's not sexist! I simply believe that as a woman, you are inferior to me!
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2021 16:38 |
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Brawnfire posted:Yo Pavarotti I let the singing in the shower slide but drat bro you're killing me Nobody wants to hear Pavarotti in the drippini.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2021 21:57 |
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Half a month
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2021 22:32 |
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Thumbtacks posted:Can someone ost the story where op had to share a room for a business trip and would only go if everyone promised to not jerk off in the room with him and he couldn’t figure out why that annoyed people Lol
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2021 13:41 |
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kalel posted:Absolutely incredible thread title Hard agree
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2021 20:09 |
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Evil Willow posted:Long read, but well worth it! This dude sounds like a boring, terrible dweeb. I hope she dumps him and lives her best life.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2021 10:48 |
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Dramatika posted:My Fiance wants to end our relationship because I didn't choose him first I don't know what the hell I just read but whatever it is should be illegal.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2021 21:19 |
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:I've known several parents who name their kids then call them by their middle name. It always perplexed me. If you wanted to call them that why didn't you make it their first name? gotta keep em on their toes
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2021 07:07 |
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Quackles posted:As interesting a plan as this is, don't bats bring risks of rabies and coronavirus? Just don't lick, eat, suck on, or gently caress the bats???
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2021 08:34 |
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Soylent Pudding posted:My fat American rear end spent a month in Australia and one of the first things I noticed was how many foods tasted less sweet. It was wonderful and I was disappointed to get back stateside with the now firsthand knowledge of how everything is corn juice infused. Licking toads is perfectly safe and legal, unlike bats.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2021 15:53 |
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r/relationships: apostasy and divorce allowed us to make up for lost time
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2021 00:21 |
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Invisible Clergy posted:So she did. Thanks! Sever
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2021 13:59 |
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sugar mouse posted:Even if it is pretty gross to share a fork with your dog, going and shouting at random strangers in a park is massively AH behaviour here. Nah the smoker is the rear end in a top hat in that story, by a wide margin.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2021 14:21 |
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Uncle ShortyB posted:Boyfriend (22M) doesn’t like the fact that I (20F) call my dad “daddy”. So he pulled a humiliating ‘prank’ to embarrass me I hope there was an update to this where she chaos dunks her hopefully ex boyfriend into the nearest dumpster
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2021 17:58 |
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:My grandma had a WWII story where they were potentially dealing with German spies while all the men were off at War where she and any of the other kids over nine spent a night locked, loaded and ready to light up anything that might try to come through a window or door. My grandmas ww2 stories involved fleecing the young, handsome german soldiers out of their petty cash, cigarettes and stockings
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2021 18:10 |
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for taking leftovers home? Your husband is a feeder and is mad you won't gain more weight. Divorce
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2021 15:52 |
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for setting boundaries with my stepson? Lol. Come on dude
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2021 17:57 |
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a podcast for cats posted:The implied things there are that the wife is likely a SAHM, given their lack of options for daytime care and they're either reasonably well off and/or live somewhere in Europe, as the flights were bought for next week. In the latter case, you may not be excited about going to Italy, it's nice, but not all that special or even cracked up to be. And, flights are really cheap when they're on sale. He can't cheat if he has to actually take care of his own child while the wife is in Italy.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2021 11:26 |
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I have a spanish and a norwegian last name, and my son now has a spanish, norwegian and scottish last name. There's a hyphen in there somewhere.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2021 18:10 |
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Get out of my son
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2021 18:22 |
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QuarkJets posted:I don't think that's the same thing as "I don't give a poo poo about my dumb sister's cancer treatment" It's worse.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2021 02:12 |
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Computer viking posted:I believe you (it'd be a really pointless thing to make up), but uh you're allergic to gold? I'd love to see the biochemistry of that. Duergar have racial weakness towards gold, but not mithril
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2021 17:59 |
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Pookah posted:I used to have a really weird thing where occasionally all my silver jewellery would turn black overnight. It'd be completely untarnished for weeks or months, then BLAM totally black. You and your family are tainted, and when in the presence of holy metals your evil will become apparent.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2021 18:27 |
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Pope Hilarius II posted:Something similar happened on SA as well. It was weird. Per that dudes post, he and the mom tried helping the kid by making him run off energy, and when that didn't work they became alcoholics. I feel confident in saying the parents are the assholes here.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2021 01:02 |
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Flared Basic Bitch posted:I’ve only had two serious migraines in my life, and anyone that thinks you can just walk that poo poo off can get hosed sideways. I had my first migraine ever a couple of weeks ago, and if someone had told me to just man up and walk it off you pussy, I would probably have attacked them... if I was able to walk straight, and see them, and not in crippling pain.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2021 10:35 |
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Pretendious: someone too dumb to be pretentious
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2021 18:05 |
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What the hell kind of friends even want to crash your honeymoon, what the gently caress?
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2021 18:20 |
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ShootaBoy posted:Also its nothing like the movies, it takes like 10 minutes to bleed out from something major. Those are rookie numbers dude, I bet I could bleed out way faster.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2021 18:24 |
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Hellblazer187 posted:The thief is always 100% the rear end in a top hat. So... you deserved to be robbed is what youre saying?
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2021 16:09 |
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cumshitter posted:You can even designate a third party to receive the items upon the gift receiver's death and make your best friends' last acts on earth aggressive gift giving. Lol that owns
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2021 12:05 |
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Vitruvian Manic posted:Is the mother of the bride paying for the wedding? If so, the memorial table is lovely but absolutely something she can do. That said, it is considered best practice to make the bride the focus of the wedding day not a massive gaping open wound of a psyche. The mom is for sure not paying for the wedding. She's just a bad, insane mom.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2021 21:22 |
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Brooke's ghost hanging out there like, gently caress mom I just wanna go let me gooooooo lmfao
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2021 21:49 |
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MarcusSA posted:Always take the fuckin money
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2021 03:41 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 00:29 |
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webmeister posted:Yeah I kinda realise nothing will be enough to satisfy psycho mum, but offering a compromise of giving a toast to absent friends & family, where you can mention Brooke along with any other dead family members or friends that would've otherwise been there, might be worth considering. I've been to several weddings where people have given a toast for a dead relative, but I've never seen a big-rear end memorial shrine to someone. Why should the daughter have to compromise on this? The mother can go to hell, and say hello to Brooke from me.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2021 06:39 |