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Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed.
Yes	420	4.43%
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Goku	9001	94.85%
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Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Elon Musk is so motherfucking stupid

# ¿ May 21, 2023 19:16

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 17:41

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

AOC and Taylor Swift, with a little effort, could easily cause a Musk self-destruct sequence the likes of which we have never seen

# ¿ May 23, 2023 15:02

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

E the Shaggy posted:

Elmo was big mad that his right-wing rally was a shitshow:

https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-furious-after-ron-desantis-event-saw-app-crash-2023-5

"After a Twitter Spaces campaign launch spoiled by delays and technical glitches, Ron DeSantis' team bragged that it "broke the internet" due to his popularity.

But behind the scenes, Elon Musk was left furious over the problems his platform faced on Wednesday, Platformer first reported.

According to the tech newsletter, even Musk's own app � he uses an employee-only version called Earlybird � crashed repeatedly during the event.

An Insider source corroborated Platformer's report and said that Musk was clearly upset and annoyed by the issues with the event."

Reminded me of a time a distant, intensely stupid relative told us about how he broke the computer at work because he was "too fast for it! Har har!" Yes, I'm sure that was it and not you being a complete fuckup.

# ¿ May 27, 2023 21:17

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

*holding a small compact mirror under the bathroom door, rear end up in the air* looking into it

# ¿ Jul 30, 2023 19:13

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

The Awesomesaurus posted:

That Starbucks tweet reminded me of when he posted this:

Really drives home how Elon and Peggy Hill have identical brains. "When it comes to topping spaghetti, in my opinion, you can't beat 'parmesano' cheese!"

# ¿ Aug 5, 2023 12:36

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

smoobles posted:

it's important to remember that Zuck is just as bad and evil as Musk and perhaps we should ignore their stupid publicity stunts and attempts to brand themselves as Cool Billionaires

Mark Zuckerberg has enabled fascism and genocide, and used his monopoly to ruin the open Internet and decimate whole industries

I don't think anybody here regards either of these people as "cool". It was more the unlikely but tantalizing prospect of one or both of them walking away from a cagefight with a massive head injury.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2023 15:05

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

kazil posted:

https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1689759394610008065

Russia and China signed a treaty back in 2001 you loving brainless cretin

# ¿ Aug 11, 2023 03:02

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

*rubbing two neurons rogether furiously* a USA-Canada alliance is inevitable. It will grow much stronger over time.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2023 03:07

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

E: all gone!

Cosmik Slop fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Aug 18, 2023

# ¿ Aug 18, 2023 17:47

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

More specifically, it will be an EARLY '50s diner, without anything you'd find after, say, May 17th, 1954

# ¿ Aug 26, 2023 01:55

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Sockser posted:

Strong like gorilla mindset, yet soft and yielding to the Nazis like a Nerf ball

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 19:25

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Gathering some buds and brews for the big game, and a wide-ranging examination of the ADL and what really drives them!

# ¿ Sep 10, 2023 19:06

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

E: oops, sorry

Cosmik Slop fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Sep 10, 2023

# ¿ Sep 10, 2023 20:55

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

coconono posted:

Linda needs to post more feet if she wants to drive engagement

Did someone say "fetish"?! Here's a picture of me stomping #raisins with my #feet, just like my Nonna taught me! It's all happening on X, the Everything App!

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 19:19

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Megillah Gorilla posted:

His politics are a mystery.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1747866356727386431

Leftism, far-leftism, socialism, leftist socialism, things of that nature

# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 14:23

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

IBroughttheFunk posted:

Ah yes, that's why he was super best buds with the Soviet Union and nothing bad happened between the ever.

First they came for the trade unionists,

So Hitler could tell them what a great job they were doing

# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 14:30

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Hurf durf I make a big metal tube go up and then go down, 300 billion dollars plz

# ¿ Feb 10, 2024 17:50

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

kazil posted:

I grow increasingly convinced that Yacc is just tweeting all this from a empty office building in the middle of an abandoned city

# ¿ Mar 11, 2024 23:42

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Steadiman posted:

lol Linda what are you doing honey? Those numbers are embarrassingly low for a massive social media platform like Twitter. 12 million posts globally is bad even within your own userbase

The last dying ember of humanity in her brain is too busy thinking of a nude John Cena taking her away from this, taking her away from all this

# ¿ Mar 11, 2024 23:53

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

digital penitence posted:

Will somebody, anybody, please peg this fucker in the face with a dodgeball

# ¿ Mar 15, 2024 00:13

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

ben shapino posted:

Elon Musk is a beautiful man

Remember his extremely brief "working out" phase when he was all My arms are so sore.... I feel like a T Rex! Hahahahaha

# ¿ Mar 15, 2024 00:16

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

thathonkey posted:

sad they took away her #sports during one of the biggest sporting events of the year

All these #sports will be lost, in time, like Oreo's delicious cream filling in the rain. Time to Yacc

# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 15:32

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

holtemon posted:

Let's get Grok's thoughts on this epic dismissal

You might even say it was a thermonuclear dismissal lol

Oh, Center for Countering Digital Hate, you're like the dog who finally caught the car: you don't know what to do with it! Why don't you spend your time doing good things, instead of bad things? In fact, if you were a restaurant, the only thing you would serve would be nothingburgers!

# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 15:42

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

People aren't interested in hearing about corporate propaganda here on X, the everything platform where it's all happening

# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 14:06

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

holtemon posted:

Please don't post that the Chancery Court forced me to buy Twitter now known as X, you're making me look bad in front of the bots

Please don't go. The bots need you. They look up to you.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 21:28

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Even the most rambling and digressive books can be interesting in that they reveal quite a bit about the author. Some of the most memorable or endearing moments in all literature have been WTF moments that would be completely lost in a summary. Of course, Elon knows that his only chance at not coming across as sweaty, desperate and repulsive is in bone-dry, bullet point form

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 14:36