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Soylent Pudding posted:I feel like everyone I know still super into Harry Potter is female, a minority, or queer and was at exactly the right formative age where Harry Potter became the perfect teenage allegory for escaping an oppressive society and finding a new place of acceptance. For what it's worth, I know a bunch of white male nerds who are quite into it. It's mostly just the age range, where I'm from. But I guess unlike my sister, those guys didn't spent years on fan fiction sites. She was just the worst with regards to that. I couldn't even bother to start the final book, because that felt to exhausting.
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repiv posted:modern computers are 64bit so there's actually 18 quintillion robot genders
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IBroughttheFunk posted:No, no, it's not the garbage-spewing website where misinfo can be much more easily shared than before. You see, the issue is.... I'm no artist, but I'm reasonably sure I could recreate that in ms paint.
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May 22, 2023 19:37
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Robviously posted:Why the gently caress is all that space there? Are you supposed to take a nap under the window? Americans love unfathomably huge boxy cars for some reason. This whole thing looks like what an early nineties videogame would consider a car. Low polygons and all. It probably runs at less than 60 fps and has screen tearing somehow. I honestly don't know why anyone would genuinely like this design, other than ridiculous Elom fanning. cant cook creole bream fucked around with this message at 23:23 on May 25, 2023 |
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May 25, 2023 23:21
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Now we can return to the important business of investigating Benghazi. Did anyone ever figure out if that place exists?
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May 28, 2023 07:05
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Wistful of Dollars posted:https://twitter.com/arvalis/status/1662848402160508928?s=46&t=6HOSYVrXffESMo0NlyR0Lg I like that this random rebuke by some twitter person apparently uses some diagram from1955.
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May 28, 2023 22:01
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Piell posted:Lol he is such a little dipshit What question?
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May 29, 2023 12:50
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Megillah Gorilla posted:The "what would you do if a far right wing government told you to censor their opposition party's statements and posts critical of the government in the lead up to a national election?" I was just being pedantic since there wasn't any actual explicit question there. But of course that was implied.
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May 29, 2023 21:05
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:Or he could still have 44 billion dollars. Somehow I don't think those tax "savings" are going to add up to that amount. To be fair, the tax code for billionaires is kind of hosed up, so who knows?
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Entropic posted:https://twitter.com/carlbeijer/status/1671155238450130945?s=46&t=dQl6Iu6Wmq7antcZ30Prgw On Earth as it is in Hell.
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Jun 20, 2023 23:58
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holtemon posted:I think it would be waaay better if MrBeast donated all those TwitterBux to an LGBTQ group instead of some rando with a bunch of likes Do you want him to sent them a mocking check for $0?
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Jul 14, 2023 20:23
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kazil posted:It's silly that Ukraine is fighting at all. Whoever has the most guys wins, every time. Are we even sure about this? By this point, I could be convinced that the population difference of 100 million Russians only exist on paper for embezzlement purposes. Has anyone ever seen the Russian population at the same time? Just asking questions here. 
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Jul 15, 2023 23:30
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steinrokkan posted:There is Technically not. They should fix that.
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Grey Cat posted:I like it because I don't have to talk to another person 90% of the time. Just silently grab your stuff and hold your card to the reader. The process is simple and doesn't require small talk. Whereas self checkout never works and always forces me to contact an employee.
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Hot take here: Elon Musi is a bit of and I doubt that he's worth as much praise as some people seem to give him
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Are we sure that Elon hasn't personally bought the domain x.com a few decades ago and was trying to profit from it ever since then?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:who loving cares? if he moves it to twitter it becomes twitter for all intents and purposes Maybe it's a way to embezzle investor money. The domain is Elon's personal property and the company formerly known as Twitter pays 44 billion a year to him so they get to use it.
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kazil posted:elon owns twitter Aren't there still other idiots who own twitter shares? I thought Twitter Jack specifically still owned some. As far as I understand, Elon does not own 100% of that pile of garbage. Google tells me he owns about 80% of it. Certainly not everything. And honestly, if those rubes haven't seen the writing on the wall by now, they deserve to get squeezed. cant cook creole bream fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Jul 23, 2023 |
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kazil posted:I'm not sure what you think is happening. Twitter or X Corp or whatever doesn't have $44 billion to hand over to Elon for his domain name. Obviously not. $44 Billion was an arbitrary ridiculously high sum of money nobody sane would ever spend on something ethereal like that.
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Jul 24, 2023 00:00
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Man, people sure latched on to my stupid tax fraud joke. Obviously, there's no higher meaning in any of Elons actions.
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biznatchio posted:100% guaranteed that was the plan all along. Illegally put up a half-assed cheap sign that can't be seen from the street below, get ordered to take it down, and turn the inevitable response into some good ol' fashioned Right Wing "California Lib Gov'ment" outrage online as some red meat to build some e-cred with his fart sniffers. Did you miss those strobe lights? You sure as hell can see that atrocity from the street. I would blow Dane Cook posted:Oh god it’s a strobe light too. How obnoxious Don't get me wrong. Even by day, that sign is an eyesore, and a probable hazard. but this would literally tank property values in the area. Next it will play cant cook creole bream fucked around with this message at 10:53 on Jul 29, 2023 |
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Alan Smithee posted:he would have bought it from lowtax I was going to make a joke that no one has ever seen Elon and Jeffrey of YOSPOS in the same room together. But Musk is a man who can't even keep his sockpuppets straight, so that's just a silly insinuation. Now I want a Batman story, where is fake Bruce Wayne persona is the biggest idiot of the world. Batman tries desperately to make the worst decisions imaginable to appear like a fool and gets depressed since so many people actually insist that he's a genius. cant cook creole bream fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Jul 29, 2023 |
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parthenocarpy posted:Grimes was so miserable partnered to Elon that she surgically altered her eyesight to remove the color blue in an attempt to tackle "seasonal depression" The rebranding is all just a move to finally get seen again.
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E the Shaggy posted:Musk is floundering in the face of X bleeding money, so I'm almost betting that tonight he's going to move forward with "PUT YOUR BANKING INFORMATION INTO X" "We don't have the services associated with it (looking into it. 😂) but from today on we will provide you a space where you can store all your personal passwords and banking information. To give you unhindered access, we found a way to prevent encryption!"
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TulliusCicero posted:Elon has multiple socks that he responds to. We already knew about two, so that's hardly a surprise.
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holtemon posted:Hell yeah I wanna be the X BRAND MANAGER Go search the internet! Sue anyone who uses the letter without licensing fees or portraits it in a negative context!
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I would ask who the guy on the lower left is, but he seems boring.
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Entropic posted:Jeffrey should add a feature on the SA store where you can pay to hide the grenade icon that plat gives you Only if it also makes you unable to get private messages.
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Parkingtigers posted:Two things - They got The Feet_Whisperer? We were all joking around how X is going down, but everyone has to see now that it will be worth a billion in a year. How did I ever doubt Elon Musk?
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Escape From Noise posted:Shouldn't it be Foot_Whisperer? Or was that username already taken and Foot_Whisperer has stronger moral convictions? Who of true passion would ever satisfy themselves with a single foot? The Foot_Whisperer is a guy who walks up to a person and starts talking to a particular foot. The Feet_Whisperer talks to the dozens of feet he stores in his bedroom.
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cumpantry posted:i dont think tarantino has to pay for his feet pics Do you think Uma Thurman played her role pro bono?
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Songbearer posted:T... Two Worlds? Is that you? I don't... think so? Like, not that I'm aware of. Honestly, I'm missing context here. cant cook creole bream fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Aug 2, 2023 |
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thathonkey posted:imagine being the poor fuckers on shift at the tesla factory when elon brought grimes in to try and impress her I bet everything he tried to fix took 5 times as much time to refix afterwards. But yeah, I know little about Grimes, but the fact that she collects "animal" bines to pass around during dates, makes her sound a bit gross. I don't know.
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Midsummer NAIght. Wait no: Midsummer Night's Dream of Electric Sheep!
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withak posted:I would watch a scifi adaptation of A Midsummer Night's Dream. Honestly, me too. It sounds stupid and it absolutely is. But it could be quite entertaining nonetheless. Also you could probably come up with some cool appearances for the Cyberfeifolk. Also the way fei they have super obtuse and literal rules and will mess with you if you break them would mesh quite well with weird AI beings with dubious morale. It could actually work quite well, yes. StrangersInTheNight posted:yeah but 'and the otherworldly/fae elements are instead actually computers' is as old as cyberpunk True. What I've listed isn't all that far off from stuff like the Futurama robot devil.
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1689963696703848449?t=s4l6Ixr3oCYfY5h3TXb7iQ&s=19 Will these dipshits literally book the colloseum?
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gschmidl posted:You posted this incorrectly, here This got a chuckle out of me. You'd really assume they'd make sure to get that one right. Maybe the idea is that it's read top to bottom.
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ryde posted:It’s him being a pedantic akshully guy. The post he’s responding to said that everything we eat is a plant, animal, or fungus, not that everything we eat *comes from* one of those things. So it’s very technically correct: honey is not a plant or animal even though it comes from an animal. It’s just so pedantic to the point of being stupid. Eh, honestly that's on the guy who made that stupid claim in the first place. Yes all biomass originally comes from the categories of living cells. That's the idea. And unless humans develop an alternative way to generate internal energy, that wont change. I think the guy just had his mind blown that mushroom aren't plants and needed to share his deep thoughts with the world. And Musk felt the need to correct the specific way that statement was formed. Furthermore, you can produce sugar from CO2 without biomass, if you're so inclined.
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Grey Cat posted:Having a hobby that interests women is gross. Specifically, starting some hobby you wouldn't otherwise enjoy, because you assume that it's a way to pick up women, feels kind of gross, yeah. You know there is that guy who does yoga just because many women do it and tries to hit on every one of them.
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