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I'm just glad he'll have Twitter to occupy himself and we can all rest easy knowing some rich tech guy won't buy out the forums from us and turn it into a hellscape.
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I like that he's proposed "what it Paypal on Twitter" because the well's run dry. My brand new and interesting idea: Twitter Red. The content moderation team sends you a special feed of all the nudes they remove from the normal feed. Mainly inappropriate DMs
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Nov 11, 2022 14:47
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This is all part of his genius plan to never pay taxes again. Buy a business over price, melt it down and carry the losses over for the rest of your life. Or he has poor impulse control. It's really hard to say which, we don't have a real time measure of what he's thinking unfiltered anywhere in the world.
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Nov 11, 2022 15:52
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Borscht posted:If I worked at Twitter rn, I would be robbing the place blind. I've already exfiltrated all the Lil Nas X tweets, I'm not sure what more can be stolen at this point
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Nov 11, 2022 21:48
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I love it when people who get far up enough a hierarchy pretend they know things instead of paying someone else to know things.
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Nov 15, 2022 19:35
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We're just going back to IRC and Usenet after this right?
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Nov 18, 2022 03:57
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Look the engineer thing is really easy to determine. Twitter is worth $44b. Assume each engineer adds around $1b in value but you pay them $250k each. Twitter should really be 50 people max. If ZipRecruiter still works then you can use that for HR functions.
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Nov 24, 2022 19:39
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At least Elon's started to appreciate the utility of all the bots on Twitter.
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Nov 25, 2022 03:29
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Sometimes it's just as good to eat the batter or at the very least lick the beaters.
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Jan 2, 2023 04:11
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E the Shaggy posted:
Introducing Twitter Emerald
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Jan 21, 2023 20:01
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This dude is CLUELESS.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I think all our posts are on record at the library of congress I think you're thinking of archives with the FBI for surveillance
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Jan 22, 2023 04:58
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Paracausal posted:Remember in December when Elno said any major policy changes would be put to a vote Still a vote, just not a call for votes
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Jelly posted:I'm having a hard time finding the answer for something and thought maybe I'd ask here. If it's not a plug-in hybrid then that's what it is. Most cars that have some externally charged battery have an MPGe rating. But MPGe is really annoying - there's basically an assumption baked in of how many kWh correspond to a gallon of gas and its an annoying and worthless stat. Cost per mile is usually what actually matters and is comparable for electric and gas components. Alucard fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Feb 16, 2023 |
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Feb 16, 2023 04:32
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All you young whippersnappers really should respect your elders - without us you wouldn't have such cultural touchstones as the guy loving the pie or nu-metal
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Feb 16, 2023 04:48
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It'll be called ChatGOPT His private version that he'll use as his digital assistant will be called Grimes
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Mar 1, 2023 03:17
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E the Shaggy posted:Now do you think this means that Elon thinks that folks have beaten him with their non-response to Twitter Blue...or that he's won somehow? Why am I even asking, I know its the latter. It's a stupid pun there's nothing deeper just like everything he does. Let that sink in.
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Apr 22, 2023 21:09
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Do we still have an IRC server / channel?
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Apr 27, 2023 12:28
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Definitely a sloppy metric
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Jul 1, 2023 01:53
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Twitter: free speech but not free viewing
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Well poo poo, AI replaced Rob Liefield
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Mistle posted:What I'm saying is, you'll need a gimmick that only untold fortunes can arrange.  I guess it's more undisclosed fortunes though
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I just realized a little while ago that if musk had made a double line for both parts of the X it might have been actually an okay logo - the crossing of the two sets of lines would make a # and he could have rebranded it into an xtag. Once again musk half asses a thing.
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kazil posted:
I'd have come up with a completely unreasonable number instead like infinitely higher, given that engagement on X was nothing this time last year.
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Approximately zero percent chance he's firing full powder rounds. My money is that he's firing blanks which is what all his baby mommas probably wish were true otherwise.
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Data Graham posted:100% Elon went “myah, see?” as he fired some repro tommy gun at it Muskie wouldn't have enough skill to avoid the windows.
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keep punching joe posted:Has Grok said the N word yet? That's its best selling feature
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I thought the whole point of the Maxwell/Epstein clients were that they gave up interest when things got mature
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Nov 10, 2023 13:40
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Just to confirm - Grok is actually just Elon Musk responding to every tweet right?
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Nov 12, 2023 15:36
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AlmightyBob posted:how do you do fellow cowboys 
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Nov 13, 2023 03:47
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kazil posted:Elon is bringing back headlines in tweets lol Nah it's actually part of the belt mechanic in Diablo IV, note that it's in the upper potion.
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Nov 23, 2023 03:09
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gschmidl posted:He really is the dumbest gently caress on this planet, maybe in this universe. That explains the interest in the multiverse - he's trying to find a dumber Elon
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Still funny. PaglYacci?
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thathonkey posted:what would be the equivalent of carrying a printer for an AI girl 
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explosivo posted:Holy poo poo this is exactly what I was saying I couldn't believe Tesla didn't have to do with their self driving poo poo last week: If it were BMW they could have just used the turn signals as an indicator that the person in the car isn't driving it.
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Dec 21, 2023 05:35
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He's been sexually harassing grok?
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Dec 21, 2023 18:43
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At this point I'm definitely an omicron male
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Dec 22, 2023 04:33
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thathonkey posted:hes going to think of the xmas promotional opportunity sometime tomorrow He's currently working on his Christmas cuisine post. 
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gay picnic defence posted:Whatever happened to catturd? Elon was constantly replying to him for a while but you never see him nowadays. He got Chong'd ages ago.
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This is all just a ploy to get you to buy into DaveCoin which will be the stable currency of Wendy's. Burgers always cost 1 DaveCoin regardless of surge pricing but exchange rates align with surge pricing values to avoid arbitrage. Also you can put money into DaveCoin but can only spend it on Wendy's food and can't exchange back into cash to avoid speculation
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The Oscar Pistoriuses
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