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DaveWoo posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1586059953311137792 I hereby volunteer to be IK for Twitter. I cannot promise to be fair, I cannot promise to be effective, but I can promise to be power mad,
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Daniel went on to say "Love the car."
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Oct 28, 2022 21:32
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Zugzwang posted:Looking forward to when Elon buys an airline and immediately suggests that they make the whole plane out of the black box material "Welcome aboard MuskAir, where we live by the words 'Go Fast and Break Things' - in lieu of a safety briefing, please enjoy this video on the life of our founder, and world's specialest boy, Elon Musk. We'll be in the air in a couple seconds because waiting for take off clearance is job-killing regulation."
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Oct 29, 2022 04:13
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PsychedelicWarlord posted:https://twitter.com/ericuman/status/1586469332447543296?t=HLD4-YS50H5_t1R5ASFZaw&s=19 Last time I got laid off was on Halloween, and I gotta say, even if it's loving Arbor Day, bosses who lay off workers on a holiday should be made to eat sidewalk chalk.
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Oct 29, 2022 22:57
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Captain Hygiene posted:I'm just imagining getting an email with the subject line Some SpOoOoOkY news about your employment God, I might not have minded if they did that - it was just a regular rear end "we're really sorry, but we have to downsize" bullshit and when I left the conference room someone was at the front desk with my stuff in a box.
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Oct 30, 2022 01:18
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:has he actually formed this moderation council or announced anything about who will be on it yet I'm in the council, but we can't do anything yet until the robes are delivered.
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Nov 2, 2022 16:20
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greazeball posted:If I hadn't deactivated my account, I'd be running a bot that tweets "nice meltdown" as the first reply on all his tweets "A rare miss from @elonmusk"
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Nov 3, 2022 01:15
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King Carnivore posted:LIGMA! JOHNSON! LIGMA! JOHNSON! Ligma Johnson 2024
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Nov 4, 2022 04:37
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Ubersandwich posted:Relatively recent? A few weeks ago he posted how he used to vote Democrat, but they are too extreme so time to start goosestepping. LOL if you believe he ever voted for a democrat. Hell, he's probably never voted because he has better means of getting the government to do what he wants.
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Nov 4, 2022 21:09
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Seth Pecksniff posted:How's this: May 5, 2023. Either Twitter dies, or Elon does in a "Mysterious" Starship accident, Tesla accident, or hotel bathtub and chainsaw accident.
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Nov 5, 2022 13:47
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I wonder if you can just claim you paid and tweet at Elon enough bitching you don't have a checkmark that you just get one... Or world, if the blue checks actually worked now, LMAO
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Nov 5, 2022 23:16
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Elon Musk: "Twitter is now Live Journal"
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Nov 6, 2022 04:31
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Endorph posted:elon should have bought somethingawful Would goons have helped him meet his end faster than we did lowtax, though?
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Nov 7, 2022 02:12
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Unperson_47 posted:I won't be happy until we go back to IRC. Remember how you could click the mIRC logo in the About screen and the dot over the letter "i" would bounce. Good times. Man the greatest day when I worked for a poo poo company supporting their pharmacy software was when we discovered that if you clicked an apparent blank space in said pharmacy software, a tiny tic-tac-toe window would pop up. The second greatest day was when we discovered that if you were using another piece of software and clicked Help, there was a menu item called "Me pass the time" that would launch a Tetris game.
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Nov 8, 2022 16:03
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davecrazy posted:Delete your loving Twitter accounts. Why would I do that when I can just post Keyboard Goop at Elon until I get banned?
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Nov 8, 2022 17:26
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LMAO, she pulled an 80-hour week and slept in a loving conference room for this
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Nov 9, 2022 01:46
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TyrsHTML posted:https://twitter.com/esthercrawford/status/1590388608359628800 Maybe Esther thinks she can still get a pony even without becoming the next Ms. "No, I totally wanted to name my - sorry, Elon's - Elon's child after the model of door lock most common to washing machines in Western Europe."
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Nov 9, 2022 18:25
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Deptfordx posted:Oh you hadn't heard? They need to re-insert the control crucifixes before the rate of schism gets out of hand and we have a criticality excursion.
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Nov 10, 2022 21:20
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repiv posted:w.r.t. nudes on twitter, before the buyout they floated the idea of becoming an onlyfans competitor and shelved the idea because it's a liability nightmare if they profit from underage or stolen material That sounds like a feature and not a bug for Elon
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Nov 11, 2022 15:51
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Plan R posted:The one thing you don't want to do is piss off defense contractors. -- I really had my money on Elon getting hacked apart in a hotel bathtub, but "accidental" drone strike would be an interesting twist.
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Nov 12, 2022 16:54
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Tea Party Crasher posted:Musk being killed by a rocket would be a perfect ending. A modern-day Icarus who flew too close to the true wealthy elite of the world and undone by his hubris He won't be killed by a rocket because he's too scared to put his money where his mouth is, unlike Branson and Bezos
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Nov 12, 2022 18:09
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DaveWoo posted:https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1591608305113518081 Real estate? Everyone's speculating about the technical and legal ways Twitter might die, but Elon just came up with a new one - not paying rent on facilities and getting evicted.
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Nov 13, 2022 04:49
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gay picnic defence posted:It might also be property services for buildings they own - cleaning, maintenance, fire safety etc Can't wait for the Twitter Shirtwaist Factory Fire
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Nov 13, 2022 05:42
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Elon's figured that if he gets enough powerful people really pissed off at him, then when they try to go after him, their death squads will all Smokin' Aces each other.
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Nov 13, 2022 16:59
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postmodifier posted:This is just a weird connection I came across today, but there's an SCP persona called "the slasher" who pays a shitton of cash for companies, rips out their entire infrastructure and makes them so shittily insolvable that multinational buyers can just step in for nothing and rebuild them on their terms I mean, that's basically like shitheel firms like Bain Capital do
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Nov 15, 2022 03:15
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Captain Hygiene posted:Maybe she just really likes peanut butter, and it was the other stuff that was the problem Maybe there was a crunchy vs. creamy schism
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Nov 15, 2022 05:04
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strange feelings re Daisy posted:He sold myspace at the very top before it collapsed then retired to travel the world and do photography I hope Tom and Randy "Bird Annihilator" Johnson hang out and talk photography.
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Nov 15, 2022 13:34
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Flyinglemur posted:I think it's great that Elon is all smug about how the Democrat Senator that he was talking poo poo to will now "abuse his power" by doing his job and then he fires/bans anyone who disagrees with him on his own personal usenet bb That senator is gonna get a bunch of death threats where the author forgets to do a find and replace to change all the "Daddy"s to "Elon" Except for one where instead of "daddy" it's "My Son"
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Nov 15, 2022 14:14
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Can't wait for him to Tweet "well gosh, looks like Twitter is having some ID10T errors and a lot of PEBKAC issues on the back end! LOL!"
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Nov 15, 2022 14:32
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smellmycheese posted:Head of “Code Aesthetics” sacked by the Boer I'm almost in favor of this firing simply because fuuuuuuuuuck people who festoon work PCs with dumbass stickers. Dipshits like me have to clean that poo poo off, ya know. EDit: At least they oriented the stickers correctly for when the laptop is open
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Nov 15, 2022 16:47
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Having a LOL that Elon is cutting free food at Twitter, something even the Imperial Torture Labor Camp in Andor realized is a good thing to provide.
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Nov 15, 2022 22:59
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Frank Frank posted:Not gonna lie, I actually love that show and I’m not even a Star Wars fan I wasn't really sold on it until the prison. Now I'm assuming Elon is trying to get the Tesla factory floor set up with shock panels and getting an PA installed at Twitter so he can yell "ON PROGRAM" whenever he feels like it.
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Nov 16, 2022 01:41
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zedprime posted:This is a good time to remind everyone that everything Elon does he does for Mars. He didn't buy Twitter out of some free speech altruism and he isn't tanking it out of spite, he truly believes he needs to fix it so he can leverage it as his Mars base newsgroup because the future is catturd poo poo posting about the mars slaves. He's too much of a piss bitch to take one of his rockets on a suborbital hop, there's no way that shithead is going to Mars
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Nov 16, 2022 01:48
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Dumbasses leaping to "ruin the careers" of blatant trolling shitposters never gets old.
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Nov 16, 2022 05:31
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DrVenkman posted:https://twitter.com/growing_daniel/status/1593266521970683904?t=Jd6_zfFDAaItYhiGEJCcxQ&s=19 Gonna guess the bit about the 13 year old Chinese Olympian is what lured Elon in like a cartoon character following the scent of a pie on the window sill.
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Nov 17, 2022 17:42
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:Wolves, mostly. Elon definitely would have been better off if he'd been raised to understand acting for the good of the pack and also the corrective power of sharp teeth on the scruff of one's neck. Also maybe he would have died getting kicked in the head by a buffalo or deer.
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Nov 17, 2022 18:18
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priznat posted:Absofrigginlutely. If someone at work is always going on about how hard they're working and staying late etc etc I want to avoid them as much as I possibly can! Our networking dude complained the other day about a time when he spent three days with no sleep fixing the network. I dunno when this was because the network is still poo poo and he's prone to self-aggrandizing, but I hope it's true because he's also a piece of poo poo and maybe this job will kill him and put the network out of his misery and it can finally get fixed.
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Nov 17, 2022 20:19
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priznat posted:Lol actual positive case for burnout in this case This is a dude who a couple weeks ago came into our area to rant about the Clinton Administration for about 20 minutes, then tried to convince us to put in overtime for a network upgrade so he could stay home. Our boss told him to gently caress off after network guy said we'd need to be here at 9 PM. I hate that dude, but my boss is solid.
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Nov 17, 2022 20:51
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Rigel posted:lol Don't have to follow company policy if you resigned from the company (By clicking no on the Hardcore Pledge)
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