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RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

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I've never even thought about hitting right shift before lol

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HopperUK posted:

who the gently caress is in here saying Outer Worlds is better than Outer Wilds, I'm furious

I'll say it (because I haven't and won't play Outer Wilds)

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Waffleman_ posted:

World of Assassination has a story?

You are John Hitman. You hit men for a living, until oh no! You've been hitting the wrong men and it was in a weird shadow war with the Illuminati. Now John Hitman teams up with John Hitman's Brother, Jeff Hitman, to kill the Illuminati. You do that and then your handler takes it over and blows it up, saving the world from the 1%, I think.

Also John Hitman blew up his handler's parents when she was a kid, oops.

Jerusalem posted:

Love that 47's deadpan puns are always fine for the surface level conversation for the victims... except for when he disguises himself as a job applicant at a bank, straight up tells the interviewers during the personality test that his interpretation of the pictures are of murder for hire.... and they're like,"Well poo poo, you're gonna fit right in on the Investment Floor!" and give him the run of the bank :allears:

If you instead answer like a normal human being they send you to the IT mines in the basement

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

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Also, there's something about SUPER COCAINE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHS-o7gURx8

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Khanstant posted:

I was wondering why theyd choose to review this game at all, but they make apparent it was 100% because they could say cock on TV a bunch

There's a related skit about their ground correspondent reporting on the Khaak invasion of Earth

There's a lot blurred out

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cheetah7071 posted:

it sucks that this racist crap was what made it across the language barrier and left japanese devs thinking jrpg was a pejorative term instead of just a genre descriptor

Yeah, I was very confused how anyone could think it was meant like that until those got posted

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cheetah7071 posted:

Anime jrpgs ftw

Meh meh meh meh

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Looper posted:

jrpg means good, wrpg means bad bland homogeneous garbage, simple as

No.

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Looper posted:

that was one of the best areas in harmony of dissonance

Yes.

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This guy sucks!

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Gaius Marius posted:

Back when FE was good

I miss that sprite work still

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exquisite tea posted:

Same as it ever was.

And you may ask yourself "what am I posting here"

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

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Nihil! Nihil! Nihillllllll

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verbal enema posted:

i learned there is a tear you can put in your physick to cleanse that

i just ate it and drank through it

Yeah I also learned that after I beat him lol

Oopsie

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Whirling posted:

https://twitter.com/JUNlPER/status/1633303821412646912

lol at everything about Mr. Beast. How did he even get this much money to be making novelty chocolates and burgers from playing Minecraft anyway? It seems like a really boring game to stream since all you do is stack blocks.

RBA Starblade
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I'm not watching this what's the summary

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Waffleman_ posted:

Going over the different kind of ghost kitchens, like virtual kitchens that run like 50 restaurants out of one building, trailer kitchens, and other restaurants that just operate under a different name on DoorDash.

Oh, I thought that was the point

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Barry Bluejeans posted:

You can absolutely skip RE6, it's a bloated mess of a game that's so concerned with being an epic action shooter that they forgot to include any elements of survival horror

It's the best one, and also by far the funniest

RE7 has some great comedy too though

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SaX1yT2Uu4

Fun fact: This particular Nine-ball is from Fromsoft's Not Super Robot Wars, starring Gundam, a Super Robot War, Armored Core, and some other bullshit. The Nine-ball references AC4/4A instead.

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Jerusalem posted:

Yeah okay, feel like I really gotta play this fever dream now.

The very best part is Not-Nemesis has a gatling gun arm he takes off for his fist-hand so he can just engage in Mortal Kombat with Lil' Wesker. Meanwhile, Leon is crashing every vehicle on the planet and Chris and Piers are playing Call of Duty, Mario Kart, Ace Combat, and Mega Man. I'm not even exaggerating.

RE6 is dumb as gently caress in all the best ways.

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The very best part of all remains that Chris gets explosive amnesia from squadwiping his dudes like it's an XCOM before the game starts and Piers cures him of it by reminding him why he's so pissed off to start with; namely, that he hosed up and squadwiped his dudes. That's it. That's the solution. They also scream at each other to hurry the gently caress over to a door instead of quietly panic-whispering like the others, which fits for the guys with assault rifles and an anti-materiel rifle.

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Looper posted:

i liked playing as piers because he starts with an anti material rifle and at the end of the campaign he mutates and gets an electricity cannon for an arm

GET EQUIPPED WITH
MEGA BUSTER

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Gaius Marius posted:

It means The Mulana

RBA Starblade
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Dang Pentiment owns huh

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Donde esta la biblioteca I ask a shady merchant while suplexing yet another villager

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Kerrzhe posted:

it's bedman?

Fighter of the dayman

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Turns out Sonic sucks

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homeless snail posted:

the entire show is dialogue, its about people talking to each other on the internet

Who would do something like that?

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Captain Invictus posted:

kamille is a man's name!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp8BThd9qjE

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Sakurazuka posted:

The first game is the series is literally the first action RPG ever made and one of the earliest RPGs ever, predating DQ by 2 years and FF by 3.

So shut the gently caress up

Oh, so they're the ones responsible

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Saint Freak posted:

Who amogus has not turned in an assignment 6 years late

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Bloodstained was pretty good but I got it on PC. Pathologic 2 is one of the best games ever made

That's all I've kickstarted so feeling pretty good lol

RBA Starblade
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It's only a one person game if literally no one else did anything on it

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Starsector afaik is a one-person game, but I'm not sure about the audio or artwork

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Khanstant posted:

Seems like the perfect collab? The company with even uglier off-brand minions collabing with a walmart version of a game that started ugly

Found the Ubisoft exec

Check the name of the game again

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I said come in! posted:

PC this gen has become the weakest link in gaming from what i've seen. :/

I don't what you mean, between Game Pass obsoleting Xboxes and the PS5 having no games it's a pretty easy layup for it and Nintendo

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Saint Freak posted:

What if instead of waves, it was just 'as many enemies we could fit on the screen and then some'.

And instead of dinosaurs it was Giant Insects(tm).

EDF6 when

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Saint Freak posted:

'they're identical to humans, they look just like us' - EDF 5 is still one of the funniest lines from any game.

"Could this be the work of terrorists?", the one scientist turning into a crazed cultist (and being right about it) and the laser satellite operator declaring herself the god of death is also pretty high up there.

What a good game EDF5 is

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