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16-bit Butt-Head)
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we prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus
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Apr 20, 2023 16:37
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maybe some day they'll invent reusable rocket launch pads
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Apr 21, 2023 18:55
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Raskolnikov38 posted:https://twitter.com/RGVaerialphotos/status/1649497824457904129 another reason we need the hyperloop, which is immune to this sort of thing
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Apr 21, 2023 23:05
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good thing twitter doesn't exist and it's all x holding corp 2 now
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Apr 30, 2023 18:23
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they should just post "bump" once a month
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May 11, 2023 20:30
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Dr. VooDoo posted:A lot of artists who work through commissions leave their DMs open for people to contact them easier and without having to have a separate e-mail to deal with. This effectively just straight up strangled a lot of money avenues for them new money making idea for twitter. intercept DMs to artists, outsource the requests they get to midjourney, pocket the difference. hire me elon
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Jun 14, 2023 06:40
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Spergin Morlock posted:he got pushed down a flight of stairs and ended up in the hospital lol that counts. imagine all the fight data he gained from that
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Jun 22, 2023 21:18
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the milk machine posted:the first time i realized elon is a loving idiot
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Jul 2, 2023 19:20
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:ah yes the ol' navigating with zero visibility by touch only using sidemount tanks to squeeze through holes while holding an unconscious child with a regulator in his mouth. typical diving conditions tbh. frankly surprised musk didn't volunteer to go there and rescue the kids himself; he knows rockets so cave diving should be a piece of cake just like chess, it's actually TOO easy to even bother. maybe if you throw in some tech trees and random starting positions, it might be worth it
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Jul 2, 2023 23:02
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1677414621446012928?t=Is_3uFw1N6MlIUNJSmlFoA&s=19 trending towards breakeven (0)
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Jul 7, 2023 22:02
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the platform formerly known as twitter
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Jul 24, 2023 09:10
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nice try guy, but i think you'll find that it was actually elon himself who essentially designed this logo
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Jul 24, 2023 09:17
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cross?
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Jul 24, 2023 14:36
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:Musk, who serves as executive chairman and CTO of the company, said Monday that tweets will now be called “x’s,” though when asked about what retweets would be called, he wrote that the “concept should be rethought.” retweeting, but with ai powered image processing to automatically remove all traces of the original author
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Jul 24, 2023 19:49
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Party Boat posted:jack should buy the twitter name back from musk if he's not using it Twitter (Jack's Version)
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Jul 25, 2023 13:08
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when he said everything app, he really meant it
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Jul 28, 2023 15:35
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move fast and break things (like your own spine)
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Aug 7, 2023 10:15
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Dr. VooDoo posted:Dumb question but why would energy consumption be on an infinite growing curve? Wouldn’t that imply infinite space to expand and the earth is anything but? ever heard of mars? problem solved
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Aug 21, 2023 17:38
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1694648613505495368?s=20 delaying the development of the AI by not letting it probe your brain? roko's basilisk will remember this
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Aug 24, 2023 19:57
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elon musk has roughly 3000 children, and research genealogists are discovering more every day
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Sep 10, 2023 06:21
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shyduck posted:I love a launchpad for new initiatives hopefully this one works out better than the one that sprayed concrete chunks all over a wildlife preserve
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Oct 2, 2023 17:35
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WrasslorMonkey posted:This is why elon is a genius, it only took him one minute it will once the hyperloop is built
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Oct 12, 2023 19:40
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how about a "netflix and chill" store and it's just a love hotel or something?
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Oct 15, 2023 10:44
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Gabagool posted:
just make an ai to filter those out, no big deal
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Oct 21, 2023 17:33
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:the cyberturk will never crash because zeno's paradox
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Nov 1, 2023 17:16
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Slotducks posted:how does anyone who's a genuine elon fan keep hearing him promise delivery dates and always fall short of hitting them not clue in? It's been a decade+ of continual missed dates people need hope and something to look forward to in this crappy world, and elon gives it to them. in short, he is ftw
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Nov 29, 2023 17:43
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i cant tell whos more ftw, linda yax, or mux
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Dec 7, 2023 18:35
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tech ketaminus musk
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Dec 15, 2023 17:05
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Groovelord Neato posted:https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1745159785144594547?s=20 safety third
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Jan 10, 2024 21:41
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:mr. beast is cool as hell i hope he takes a bunch of elons money and leaves the second the videos no longer generate ad income for him
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Jan 20, 2024 23:47
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i'd be mad too if someone took fifty billion dollars from me
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Jan 31, 2024 21:36
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after the success with x/twitter, elon turns all of his companies into reverse startups
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Feb 7, 2024 15:54
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:Just picked up my Cybertruck today. The advisor specifically mentioned the cybertrucks develop orange rust marks in the rain and that required the vehicle to be buffed out. I know I heard the story of never take out your Delorean in the rain but I just never read anything about rust and Cybertrucks. All in all smooth delivery. The first 10 min of driving, the vehicle was pulling hard to the right…I turned around and went back to the service center thinking there was an issue. They scheduled me to a different service center near where I live but after putting on some more miles the pull went away. elon should sue whoever came up with the name stainless steel for false advertising
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Feb 7, 2024 21:44
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thathonkey posted:please do not use woke math to age dox elon musk too late, now some time travelling killer has the temporal assassination coordinates to take out baby musk before all of this could even begin
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Feb 8, 2024 20:42
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dr_rat posted:Should of made cybertruck out of copper, so the cars would get a coat of copper oxide, and everyone would be riding around with blue-green cars, the colour of liberty!!! that sounds more like steampunk than cyberpunk, so not something bladerunner would drive
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Feb 16, 2024 20:35
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the next tesla model is going to be one of the cars from the flintstones, but with the tesla robot doing the legwork
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Feb 16, 2024 20:42
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i think we're all more interested in seeing someone test the (brief) boat mode
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Feb 23, 2024 09:52
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i regret to inform you that elon's mad (about windows computers)
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Feb 27, 2024 23:45
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they should make a hyperloop but for boats somehow i'll take my 10 million dollars now please
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Mar 10, 2024 20:07
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titty_baby_ posted:Many people have been saying g this and yet, so few understand it
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Mar 19, 2024 20:21
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