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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:i think the key to unlock elon's true feelings is to ask him what he would do about gay people on Mars What do you think Neuralink is for? Have you seen Lawnmower man????
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Mar 22, 2024 06:00
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okay but taken over a 20 year average this is actually faster than a McLaren F1
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Mar 23, 2024 10:09
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Cup Runneth Over posted:Lol he's such a lib Snowden went the whistleblower route because he was too inept at his actual job so he (correctly) identified classified information as an avenue for a potential grift. He has always looked up to turds like Elon
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Mar 23, 2024 18:33
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much like my own nuts
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Mar 23, 2024 19:10
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Buck Wildman posted:I think your nuts are faulty you should take them in for a consult consultma balls lmao gottem
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Mar 23, 2024 20:28
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guys I actually really like Elon Musk I just pretend to understand all the ways he’s stupid so I can join in on making fun of him because that’s what my role model, Elon Musk, would do (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Mar 24, 2024 18:33
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Spergin Morlock posted:is this the actor who played Gowron? no Gowron was a changeling dummy I’ll grant you that this guy doesn’t look solid tho
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Mar 24, 2024 22:44
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a.lo posted:Incels are the supreme gentlemen not anymore after this week apparently
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Mar 26, 2024 05:39
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yeah except for me. the iridescent CIA wokies are actually censoring my posts and replacing them with bad ones to make you think im not funny
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Mar 26, 2024 16:16
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Nenonen posted:If the ship had used autopilot then this would not have happened. if you average it out over several laps the ship actually avoided every pylon
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Mar 26, 2024 16:48
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Panfilo posted:
ahahahhaahahahaga imagine being a poo poo eating neolib baby who washed out of the worst cable news network on earth, getting your hands on the schematics for goebbels secret automated eugenics machine, and then complaining to his face that one of the documents had a racist frog cartoon on it  Lemon should feel personal guilt and shame for every death that Musk’s nightmare ideas cause. I’m not saying he could ever reasonably be considered directly responible, I’m saying he should be made to feel like he is
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Mar 27, 2024 02:44
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rex rabidorum vires posted:Move fast and break things! Kind of wonder if you're better off putting something after market on instead of that OEM wing with exposed holes or a simple cover over the holes to avoid the whole cutting shenanigans. The few spoilers I've encountered were accessible via pulling weather stripping in the trunk. I think you’re better off getting an extra spoiler to cover up the broken glass under your spoiler ex post facho posted:Elon's models are named S, 3, X, and Y, because he's based. and ftw. CYBERS3xTRUCK. Y
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Mar 27, 2024 18:30
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old woke twitter: most of your problems with porn content will arise from you going into the clearly marked porn spaces or being the victim of targeted harassment, still needs vast improvement new sigma male X: the only porn problem here is that your eyes aren’t being raped yet, new update to address this
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Mar 28, 2024 17:10
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Doug demuro is the ultimate honkey
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Mar 29, 2024 16:59
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RBC posted:i love him are you saying he’s quirky he has quirks
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Mar 29, 2024 17:11
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thathonkey posted:we don't allow just anyone to rock the crew neck undershirt that's larger than the overshirt wearing socks with sandals to the mall and bothering everyone at the Suncoast store because you can’t go home yet since moms new boyfriend is over
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Mar 29, 2024 17:48
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RBC posted:he's always liked teslas and obviously dont take advice about whats cool from a dude that wears two tshirts and cargo shorts 24/7 Chad Doug chorts vs. Incel Kevin Smith jorts
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Mar 29, 2024 23:33
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(you could lose weight)
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Mar 29, 2024 23:56
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ok I’m doing my part by saying that guy owns and if he gets doxxed I’ll buy him a beer so he can piss more
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Mar 30, 2024 03:22
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...! posted:pedro pascal even directly asked her to dial back the transphobia since his sister is trans. she refused how you gonna be transphobic in the Star Wars universe when sexual dimorphism has all but disappeared and the only sexual tension the creator is comfortable filming is a magic desert twink that makes out with his sister and a glamour rock era Bowie droid that has golden nipples
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Mar 30, 2024 03:54
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Gorson posted:If your 5 year old suggested re-using the old steel you would pat them on the head for being both clever and naive the functional takeaway here being that you could replace all of the world’s Musks and Jobs and Vanderbilts with 5 year olds and we would be no worse off because they are inherently worse than 5 year olds yes
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Mar 30, 2024 23:51
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brugroffil posted:Infrastructure is stupidly expensive and slow in this country compared to pretty much everywhere else hasn’t there been talk that the Lincoln tunnel is on the verge of imploding for the last 20 years?
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Mar 31, 2024 04:18
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Paramemetic posted:when people die in cybertrucks they're just gonna wash them out with a hose like a ball turret gunner and resell the truck lol even hinting at a comparison between a cybertruck and a properly constructed airplane should be considered fraud the cybertruck has more torsional rigidity, you fool
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Mar 31, 2024 17:01
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for someone with as big of cybertitties as Elon has you’d think there’d be certain advantages to male presenting pronouns
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Mar 31, 2024 22:47
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HSP guy would never buy a tesla. he’s the guy that pees out the fires from the teslas
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Mar 31, 2024 23:10
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The FSD tries to kill you because it’s powered by Jonas Venture’s horny head
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Apr 1, 2024 05:29
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Saltpowered posted:Edit: And to some extent, he's right. His paypigs don't care. I don’t really care, do u?
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Apr 2, 2024 14:38
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:dick pills alone cannot fund the future that is X not ever since you switched to woke himms and forsake the lord’s blue chews
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Apr 2, 2024 19:52
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If you average it out over several elections this would actually be completely true
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Apr 3, 2024 00:21
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if I keep making that joke over several pages it will average out to actually be funny
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Apr 3, 2024 00:23
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first AI in a sitcom isn’t even true did these motherfuckers forget Rosie Robot?
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Apr 3, 2024 00:51
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Rudeboy Detective posted:see: the orville I’d rather not thanks
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Apr 3, 2024 01:09
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grittyreboot posted:So my friends keep telling me Elon's not ftw. Are there some good talking points to shut them down? poo poo in their sink and tell them to let it sink in
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Apr 7, 2024 06:01
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DeeplyConcerned posted:I don't need a cybertruck to take big loads 
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Apr 7, 2024 19:58
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Smythe posted:how is this things bed so small. its freaking HUGE Because it turns out Elon actually is a comedic genius and has created the perfect parody of a truck
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Apr 7, 2024 20:23
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a.lo posted:tip: if you fold the back seat down the bed becomes twice as big that pickup line never goes over the same when I shout it from the window of my dodge astro
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Apr 7, 2024 21:23
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Mola Yam posted:ok just let me post twenty to thirty more of these Mola Yam boutta put ChatGPT out of business, keep going but do it in a patois accent and list it from worst to funniest please *inserts quarter*
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Apr 8, 2024 08:00
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mcbexx posted:Looks like good ol' Muskie is trying to find out if judges in other countries let billionaires trample all over them as they apparently allow your big wet former and future president in the US (the brazilian court has previously prohibited publishing of court order details). holy poo poo does this motherfucker ever stop tweeting? does the average person outside of the terminally online not see how much loving time he is wasting being the personal mouthpiece of every single twitter issue instead of having specialized departments in the company that handle specific issues? why the gently caress don’t the IC people and DoD people who only tolerate his existence in exchange for tech access simply clone him and replace him with a lobotomized version so the world doesn’t have to put up with this human-shaped blood clot? I know the CIA has the gayest sense of humor ever, but surely even they would find it old hat to torture the world with Musk’s personality after this many years (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 8, 2024 08:35
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Weka posted:He posted his way to being one of the richest people on the planet. Sounds like you could learn a thing or two from Elon Musk about posting. To be fair, going based off of my annoying posts I am clearly trying If Butthead were to honor free speech and stop censoring my ultra Weka posted:[As far as DoD etc goes, he is a key MIC supplier through SpaceX and Starlink. There is a fair chance that without Musk to pump stock prices and advertise through his particular brand of media interaction that these companies would crash and burn. Ah yes the IC and DoD need Musk to protect the stock prices of the two companies the us federal government is heavily subsidizing the poo poo out of and that have limited to no operating revenue outside of government contracts and subsidies did you get into his ketamine stash?
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Apr 8, 2024 20:54
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Weka posted:Also the top end of DoD largely functions to keep MIC companies happy. Burn this one and it looks like you aren't a team player and you won't be getting that well paying second career. I should just admit that I don’t know what I’m talking about because I generally agree with everything you’re saying in your response here. I suppose I am simply reacting from a more emotional place where I am disappointed that the techbro frontman for the MIC economic shellgame always has to be someone as transparently lovely as Musk or Altman when so many in my social circles freely gobble the snake oil which makes me the odd man out for getting annoyed having to constantly hear about them. Then again, I’m not sure who the alternative would be, considering that anybody in that role would be a piece of poo poo pushing tech snake oil Butthead was right, I am big mad
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Apr 9, 2024 00:38
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