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i hope the starship test launch goes 100% smoothly and every subsequent launch loaded with starlink satellites explodes on the launch pad
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Apr 18, 2023 21:04
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Thanks to Elon Musk, I've been recommended this flat earther, gravity denying, traditionalist account that doesn't believe in satellites https://twitter.com/TedLogan1010 https://twitter.com/TedLogan1010/status/1658292572689760256
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May 16, 2023 17:48
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The feds for some reason set up a false flag shooting with a Nazi as the gunman to bring about *checks notes* gun control in *looks at map* ...Texas?
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May 18, 2023 06:11
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Elman posted:Do you think he was always a nazi or is he actually just another brainworm idiot who's getting radicalized in real time by twitter? I'm starting to think it's the latter. He's South African, so the former.
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May 18, 2023 14:06
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moist turtleneck posted:Can you imagine taxis This made me remember Musk has claimed that their new boring machines would be 15 times faster than current cutting edge boring technology but their fastest borer has gotten up to 49 feet/day...exactly the same as current tech.
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May 22, 2023 21:03
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had me in the first half
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May 25, 2023 14:14
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moist turtleneck posted:P sure all the normal oems check your eyes now for lane assist stuff because they don't want to get in trouble for drivers that purposely fall asleep on the freeway On Honda vehicles its not an eye check. For lane assist you have to have your hands touch the steering wheel at an undisclosed interval. For driver alertness, it's based on steering wheel corrections and drifting in the lane paired with the road departure system to shake the wheel and beep
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Jun 7, 2023 15:10
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Tesla Autopilot kills dog; Musk fan owner claims "hitting the dog was unavoidable." https://twitter.com/TeslaUberRide/status/1666860754501349380 Bullshit, you can easily see the dog at the side of the road, running. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 9, 2023 20:30
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Dr. VooDoo posted:Launching directly on a solid steel panel is actually a good thing as we know when energy or a force hits a surface it just stops existing Ejecting pulverized cement into the lungs of locals wasn't enough; molten slag rain up next
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Jun 11, 2023 21:41
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Nenonen posted:It's sick that pawns can become queens explains why Musk doesn't like it
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Jun 18, 2023 22:54
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysqq0bZHv-w 3/10 not enough stumbling
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Jul 28, 2023 21:05
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Cold on a Cob posted:https://twitter.com/lexfridman/status/1609301085524578304?s=20 Metamorphosis is like 50 pages max Edit: Oh sorry, he also read A Hunger Artist, which is 20 pages
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Jul 31, 2023 21:27
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HootTheOwl posted:Is it still called Twitter blue even though it's x now? "X Blue? No, no the site's theme is all black now. X Black."
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Aug 5, 2023 15:04
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:“It does not constitute hate speech and deserves to be protected under the rubric of freedom of speech - it articulates the failure of the current government to address issues of economic empowerment and land division.” -Judge Edwin Molahlehi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEQOvyGbBtY
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Aug 5, 2023 17:35
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sharknado slashfic posted:I had one of these for a while in my 20s Don't forget the single cab that can seat 4 people via a lovely fold down jump seat
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Sep 2, 2023 05:46
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Schmoe Cwead posted:knocked up by elon once, shame on elon aejix posted:bad boers (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 9, 2023 23:53
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Drunkboxer posted:yeah I just discovered this a few minutes ago when I was trying to figure out what was going on with a train delay. really great stuff Honda corporate has their Twitter feed posted on their backend system and it looks like they haven't used Twitter since 2017 due to this lol
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Sep 11, 2023 23:14
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Ashmole posted:
His hat is on backward and he somehow looks even worse in profile lmao
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Sep 29, 2023 18:05
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most people focus on the shrug but it's the real lack of inhalation and holding that gets me
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Oct 3, 2023 02:14
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can't wait for xpedia and all the confusion that follows
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Oct 20, 2023 06:24
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Weka posted:I tried to look up if it comes with run flat tyres, because that's the sort of fairly pointless feature I would expect. I did not find an answer but did learn A lot of hybrid vehicles are doing the same thing, no spare and a patch kit with complimentary roadside assistance as part of the purchase.
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Oct 22, 2023 22:57
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morningdrew posted:They will absolutely give themselves a $960/mo car payment in hopes that their boer god one day retweets them saying "Driving to work in my Cybertruck and turning heads the whole way Financing $98,900 plus the $7,000 and TTL at a 5.9%APR for 60 months is closer to $2000 per month with no money down.
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Oct 24, 2023 18:01
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moist turtleneck posted:just lol at the four wheel steer on the cybertruck vs like a 2002 gmc 2002? Try 1988: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEA1G6KdPOw&t=74s
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Nov 1, 2023 00:58
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shyduck posted:oh my god could it be there is not enough explosive force in a gasoline tank to rip apart the whole frame like that a massive package of vape batteries on the other hand....
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Nov 22, 2023 20:58
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Kunster posted:He recently posted something on how he prefers HEB to Walmart, and I oughta ask: I know Texans who stand by that, but is it like the equivalent of Lidl where it has its own brands + has its own semi-ironic marketing where you end up with HEB Trainers and HEB Christmas sweaters or what? I'd put HEB up with the likes of Costco for both how they treat their employees and the quality of their store brand stuff. During hurricanes and other natural disasters, HEB ends up being more help than the state and federal government. https://www.texasmonthly.com/the-daily-post/heb-took-care-communities-harvey/ They're also one of the few businesses that had an ear to the ground RE: COVID and were meeting with Chinese partners in January of 2020 and were implementing social distancing and limits on purchases before it was even declared a pandemic. https://www.texasmonthly.com/food/heb-prepared-coronavirus-pandemic/ quote:Justen Noakes, Director of Emergency Preparedness:So when did we start looking at the coronavirus? Probably the second week in January, when it started popping up in China as an issue. We’ve got interests in the global sourcing world, and we started getting reports on how it was impacting things in China, so we started watching it closely at that point. We decided to take a harder look at how to implement the plan we developed in 2009 into a tabletop exercise. On February 2, we dusted it off and compared the plan we had versus what we were seeing in China, and started working on step one pretty heavily.
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Dec 4, 2023 16:02
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gently caress it, bring back Alex Jones. I want to see how fast the remaining big dollar advertisers leave, finish the transformation
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Dec 8, 2023 00:11
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Malloc Voidstar posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1733750992359821691 So not only did he essentially force a bunch of old people out of their affordable retirement homes in Boca Chica, endanger the wildlife corridor, and shut down the public (read free) beach access that underprivileged families in the area used, he unofficial changed a road sign in the area to "Memes". In balance I guess it's worth it
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Dec 10, 2023 09:25
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morningdrew posted:Next up he'll be changing the town's name from Brownsville to Xville And the shitbag mayor of Brownsville would let him. The RGV is like 90%+ Hispanic and has a long, proud local art tradition so obviously when the city wants a mural painted you hire some White dude from LA after Musk threw money at the city. https://x.com/truchargv/status/1628121068425646086?s=20 It later gets defaced with "gentrified stop SpaceX” in a portion if the mural that was easily cleaned. The activist was arrested and the loving mayor doxxes her on social media
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Dec 10, 2023 17:17
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sharknado slashfic posted:They won't find anything They're not investigating, he's saying the FCC is taking action...which they did by denying him almost $1 billion in federal subsidies for SpaceX for rural broadband
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Dec 13, 2023 18:26
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https://twitter.com/dril/status/549425182767861760?lang=en
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Dec 18, 2023 23:37
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moist turtleneck posted:lol why doesn't it come stock like this if he's been planning it for so long That channel is 500m... Also lmao at putting a stainless steel EV in salt water and hoping it just works out
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Dec 19, 2023 16:49
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mcbexx posted:Good news: 
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Dec 22, 2023 17:24
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Two million recalls
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Dec 24, 2023 18:06
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Circle Nine posted:since the cybertruk seems to have veered into oncoming traffic, what are the odds that the cybertrukkker was just on fsd https://x.com/niccruzpatane/status/1740724216582881477?s=20
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Dec 29, 2023 15:03
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PawParole posted:all Americans are former slaves, immigrants, or indigenous populations. Are you saying like the mole people have bad food or something? are colonizers immigrants?
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Jan 1, 2024 10:57
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Old James posted:Just a reminder, one year ago it was $100/share. Even with this drop that's crazy returns if you bought the dip. every time I've bought the dip, the stock performs worse what I'm saying is, I need to buy $tsla
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Jan 30, 2024 14:46
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Gorson posted:A lawyer would use that 12 month no-sale agreement as toilet paper. It's not fraud lol what a bunch of idiots. The only thing Tesla can do is refuse to sell you another car (oh no!) If Ford and GM are any model to go by (lmao) their no sale agreements basically terminate the factory warranty if the vehicle is sold within the no sale time frame. New owner would have no warranty protections
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Mar 20, 2024 13:50
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I wonder why people might be leaving Twitter, let's check the replies https://twitter.com/DotheDogeyDoge/status/1772367285400818010?s=20
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Mar 28, 2024 13:57
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Milo and POTUS posted:https://old.reddit.com/r/cybertruck/comments/1bu3gjj/i_got_pulled_over_11_times_on_my_trip/ "All were legitimate stops since the temp tag in Texas isn't supposed to be where the rear plate goes." Yes...yes it is? code:
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Apr 3, 2024 16:34
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dr_rat posted:Reportedly 2 million pre-orders. So unless that's a faked number being reported than there has been so few deliveries because teslas having a bunch of problems making them. Which sounds about right. That's less than 28 delivered a day since the delivery event. So at this rate, just under 200 years for all of those 2 million preorders to be fulfilled
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Apr 19, 2024 20:58
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