UFOTacoMan posted:

https://i.imgur.com/payfHiB.mp4

Good Citizen posted:

I only eat ice cream to get to the cookie dough they hide in there

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

a.lo posted:

External Organs posted:

Not really sure what I'm doing tbh. I was always a dog guy. The neighbor who runs a rescue org is coming over in a little while to give me some supplies.

Plinkey posted:

https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1701750690916257826

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

DoombatINC posted:

https://i.imgur.com/j0MprsK.mp4

Brainwreck posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1707055534862405695

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

saw this guy staring at me through a window today when I was going to the dentist. they're after me

piss guzzler 420 posted:

Internationale (English lyrics)

Louisgod posted:

Death By The Blues posted:

lmao pathetic

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1707209235728380302

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Remember when Zyla was outed as a sex pest?

Filthy Hans posted:

ik edit: link breaking embedded video of guy getting shot

https://twitter.com/The Wapplehouse/status/1708126106023268773

Jesus wept

smarxist posted:

also his back catalogue is fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUQckI_NqgY

Good Citizen posted:

https://twitter.com/armanddoma/status/1708207236806488565?s=46

Slumfrog posted:

no lauren is far too classy a person to do that

it was during a musical

Good Citizen posted:

Qurnah posted:

never trust a fart if you're pushing 40 or above

you fool

insane clown pussy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo

Grey Fox posted:

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1708521741075538071 dudes rock

smoobles posted:

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American politician, media personality, and businessman who served as the 45th president of the United States from 2017 to 2021.

Trump graduated from the University of Pennsylvania with a bachelor's degree in economics in 1968. He became president of his father's real-estate business in 1971 and renamed it the Trump Organization. He expanded its operations to building and renovating skyscrapers, hotels, casinos, and golf courses and later started side ventures, mostly by licensing his name. From 2004 to 2015, he co-produced and hosted the reality television series The Apprentice. He and his businesses have been plaintiff or defendant in more than 4,000 state and federal legal actions, including six business bankruptcies.

Trump won the 2016 presidential election as the Republican nominee against Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton while losing the popular vote.[a] During the campaign, his political positions were described as populist, protectionist, isolationist, and nationalist. His election and policies sparked numerous protests. He was the first U.S. president with no prior military or government service. The 2017–2019 special counsel investigation established that Russia interfered in the 2016 election to favor his campaign. Trump promoted conspiracy theories and made many false and misleading statements during his campaigns and presidency, to a degree unprecedented in American politics. Many of his comments and actions have been characterized as racially charged or racist and many as misogynistic.

As president, Trump ordered a travel ban on citizens from several Muslim-majority countries, diverted military funding toward building a wall on the U.S.-Mexico border, and implemented a policy of family separations for apprehended migrants. He weakened environmental protections, rolling back more than 100 environmental policies and regulations. He signed the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act of 2017, which cut taxes for individuals and businesses and rescinded the individual health insurance mandate penalty of the Affordable Care Act. He appointed Neil Gorsuch, Brett Kavanaugh, and Amy Coney Barrett to the U.S. Supreme Court. He initiated a trade war with China and withdrew the U.S. from the proposed Trans-Pacific Partnership trade agreement, the Paris Agreement on climate change, and the Iran nuclear deal. He met with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un three times but made no progress on denuclearization. He reacted slowly to the COVID-19 pandemic, ignored or contradicted many recommendations from health officials, used political pressure to interfere with testing efforts, and spread misinformation about unproven treatments.

Trump lost the 2020 presidential election to Joe Biden. He refused to concede defeat, falsely claiming widespread electoral fraud, and attempted to overturn the results by pressuring government officials, mounting scores of unsuccessful legal challenges, and obstructing the presidential transition. On January 6, 2021, he urged his supporters to march to the U.S. Capitol, which many of them then attacked, resulting in multiple deaths and interrupting the electoral vote count.

Trump is the only American president to have been impeached twice. After he tried to pressure Ukraine in 2019 to investigate Biden, he was impeached in December by the House of Representatives for abuse of power and obstruction of Congress; he was acquitted by the Senate in February 2020. The House impeached him a second time in January 2021, for incitement of insurrection, and the Senate acquitted him the next month. Scholars and historians rank Trump as one of the worst presidents in American history.[1][2]

Since leaving office, Trump has remained heavily involved in the Republican Party. In November 2022, he announced his candidacy for the Republican nomination in the 2024 presidential election. In March 2023, a Manhattan grand jury indicted him on 34 felony counts of falsifying business records. In June, a Miami federal grand jury indicted him on 40 felonies related to his handling of classified documents. In August, a Washington, D.C., federal grand jury indicted him on four felony counts of conspiracy and obstruction related to efforts to overturn the 2020 election. Later in August, a Fulton County, Georgia, grand jury indicted him on 19 charges for racketeering and other felonies committed in an effort to overturn the state's 2020 election results. Trump pleaded not guilty to all charges.

actionjackson posted:

William Bear posted:

Tiffany Trump graduated from law school a while back. Where is she when her father needs help?

Good Citizen posted:

https://twitter.com/populismupdates/status/1708985276725612729?s=46

dog now echolocating secret service members to bite

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I tried to find a picture of a dog dressed up as a clicker

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The guy who helps the heroes land is named Lando.

William Bear posted:

"Eight years into the Trump Era and we vote like we're betraying each other TO each other. Almost a decade and his MAGA crew/insurrections/Truths still pOwn my political career."

Hatebag posted:

why would the dems want to remove mccarthy, though? won't the republicans just put an even crazier moron in there?

smarxist posted:

AI generated stickers are here

a.lo posted:

https://twitter.com/BeauBowmanKCCI/status/1709336325084549254?s=20

UFOTacoMan posted:

do you think prez relates "Russia, Russia, Russia" to "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia" from the brady bunch? or does he even know about the brady bunch?

Spaced God posted:

Shout outs to my coworker for walking in and proudly announcing the santaria have nailed a pair of testicles to one of our trees which I guess is an upgrade from leaving sacrificed chickens next to our trees

mdemone posted:

His mid-20s?

RandomBlue posted:

rad grandpa


welcome to the resistance

Bip Roberts posted:

opiate of the asses would be a good username