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Metis of the Hallway posted:I've never understood why you'd bother removing the avocado pip like that, I just kinda squeeze it out and I never have a problem. When you say "squeeze it out" all I can imagine is you're squishing the avocado half in your hand, resulting in a huge mess. What do you actually mean?
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Hippocrass posted:Lets trade ICQ #'s ITT. Mine's 5318008.
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Cop looks like he's trying to transform into a leopard or something.
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I'm assuming that last guy braked hard for some reason? I don't know why he would but otherwise it's got to be the tiny invisible wall. The ones who try to step off the bike in motion are even dumber though. Do they have no awareness of how fast they're moving? Or do they lack the basic understanding of momentum that most of us developed as small children?
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Borscht posted:Isn’t this the guy who just got busted for making up all of these interactions he’s using in his act? I think Stewart Lee has a bit in one of his shows where he's telling a story but keeps interrupting himself to point out that it's made up and never happened.
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Oct 15, 2023 06:09
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A Moose posted:lmao that a guy posted that he bikes 3 hours a day to work like it was a normal thing and you all believed him. OK so what did they expect to happen? Because the thing collapsing seems to comes as something of a surprise to them.
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Posting because it's interesting not as a criticism of you for sharing it: this one's (probably) fake and that guy doesn't exist.
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Takes No Damage posted:I'm mostly seeing complaints from people on Chrome or Chrome derivatives like Opera. Vivaldi with uBlock Origin continues to work for me.
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Flyinglemur posted:I listen to about 4 hours of podcasts per day on google podcast. Got a note last week saying that next year they were doing away with GPs and that I would have access to them on youtube music, and if I paid for premium I would have the ability to KEEP PLAYING WHAT I WAS LISTENING TO WHILE MY SCREEN WAS LOCKED. They did the same thin with google music a couple of years back and I couldn't find a good mp3 player for my phone so I use my wife's apple music account on my droid. If they actually go through with this, I might end up switching to iPhone even though I don't want to hear about it from everyone who has yelled at me to get one for the last 15 or so years. If you install Firefox for Android and go into the Add-ons Manager you can install Video Background Play Fix and then use the YouTube Music website through Firefox instead of the app and it'll work with the screen off. It's a bit of a hassle, but there is no loving way I'm paying them to remove an inconvenience that they intentionally added to make their service worse.
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The Peccadillo posted:That show he did with an old curmudgeon priest was pretty popular but I think it ended because the Father got defrocked for saying gays are fine Safran's latest book, published 2021, was shortlisted for the Prime Minister's Literary Award for Nonfiction. derp posted:I worked nights at a gas station when sparks came out and the number of teens who tried to buy it and then pretended they 'didnt know it was alcohol' when I carded them was so high that it must have been working for them somewhere
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Samovar posted:It would help if I knew who that person is, or if there was a link to this picture... It's pretty easy to google.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Aussie dashcams: the final video has a confused mother with several kids wandering around on the road and when a driver gets out to help her she goes into attack mode 
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Bartender prank: the ol' frothy top "Where's the flake? It's a loving ice-cream!" 
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OK so I'm left wondering, if the point was to show how good he is at not accidentally shooting his gun, and he failed to demonstrate that, why did he post it? Captain Hygiene posted:Well yeah, what are you gonna do when you get two criminals with guns running at you from two different directions? Checkmate, Europe 
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The General posted:Ehh, I'm not sure giving teenagers a free pass to rip people off is a good idea. It's more about preventing the opposite (ie. stopping adults from ripping off teenagers). If an adult happens to be dumb enough to get ripped off by a child then they're an unfortunate casualty of an otherwise useful and necessary precaution.
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Tagra posted:I think it's 2 hours or two weeks after purchase now. We purchased a co-op game in a sale and then didn't get around to playing it for a while, then when we finally got the group together to try it the game was dogshit so we quit just before the 2 hour mark and tried to refund it. Got denied because it had been too long since the purchase date. Which is kind of fair but also buying things and not playing them for years is the Steam meta, dammit.
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Vlaphor posted:I just leave the stall door wide open. Bask in my glory people!  Shut the door, Karl. Oh, it doesn't bother me though. It bothers other people, Karl. Shut the door.What? What is she doing? Why?
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What was he even trying to do?
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Megillah Gorilla posted:I just posted about this in the First World Problems thread. I watched a random youtube video about an old man in a traditional Japanese barber shop because it seemed cool and, being bald, I actual do kinda miss getting haircuts. I failed to see that it was ASMR, because the title was also in Japanese and I didn't pay it much mind. Just go into your watch history and remove the one video that's loving up your recommendations.
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BiggerBoat posted:Afraid I have some bad news on this. Vivaldi + uBlock Origin + SponsorBlock = No ads on YouTube.
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Scratch Monkey posted:Why did she grab her back? Elias_Maluco posted:She was hit by a ball there
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Are people honestly not understanding the use of the word "aesthetic" in this context or is this a joke or reference I'm not getting?
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Foxfire_ posted:Why do we believe the scam actually happened vs someone just making up a story for an article? I think the main reason people believe it is that, hard as it is to believe that someone would be stupid enough to fall for such an obvious scam and then write about how dumb they were, it seems even less likely that someone would make up a story in which they were a complete moron and then present it as true to an international audience. But on the other hand, the point that many people have raised about the difficulty of getting $50,000 in cash from a bank without notice or explanation does seem to suggest that she probably did make up a story to make herself look like a colossal idiot for some reason.
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pixaal posted:How do you not hear or feel a train that close? Trains go really fast. They look at how far away the train is and think they've got tons of time because it's so far, but trains are much, much faster than they're prepared for. Which is why you don't gently caress around on train tracks. Trains go really loving fast and cannot, under any circumstances, stop in time to avoid an unexpected obstacle.
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Takes No Damage posted:I'm more concerned that 28% of us would roll over for a single rat.
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Soul Dentist posted:I flinched 
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derp posted:rent is bullshit not because its too drat high (it is) but because it keeps going up. derp posted:wtf am i supposed to do here, just move to progressively lovely places every few years? derp posted:if you can buy even if your mortgage is way higher than your current rent, it wont be in a few years. i dont even look at owning a house as owning it, like, just 'locking the rent in place' is worth every hassle of homebuying and homeowning that anyone complains about. Atticus_1354 posted:Why are you letting a 15lb animal bully you?
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SubponticatePoster posted:You generally don't have to do any yardwork or maintenance. I don't know where you live but that's definitely not the case here. You have to maintain the yard to the standard it was when you moved in. If you're lucky, it's a complete mess and you can do what you like. If you're unlucky, it's actually nice and will cost you time and money on top of your rent.
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Hippocrass posted:Do they think they're going to ride the thermals? No. They don't consider the possibility that the fire will make any difference at all. They're just people who bought an expensive toy. They don't know or care how it works.
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Leon Sumbitches posted:Did the mouse jump directly into Maggie's mouth?! No, the cat caught it with its paw, and then transferred it to its mouth.
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The gate clearly starts closing well before the car starts moving. Either the driver saw it and somehow thought he could get past, or wasn't looking and just started driving? "Driver, that was not a rhetorical question; what are you doing?" Rasmus posted:"Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe."
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madmatt112 posted:I wanna see some probes and I wanna see em now!! 
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At a traditional fish & chip shop, "minimum chips" is the minimum price you have to pay for some chips. It's got nothing to do with quantity. If you order a piece of fish, a couple of dims sims and minimum chips then you get enough chips for one person. If you order two pieces of fish, two dim sims, a potato cake and minimum chips, you get enough chips for two people. "Enough" is whatever the person cooking them thinks is enough, and if you're ordering stuff that doesn't make it obvious how many people are eating then you should say "chips for three people" or whatever, and for more than two people they'll charge you some arbitrary amount extra. Never order chips by price. I've seen people go "well, minimum chips is $3 and that's probably one serve so we'd better order $6 worth for the two of us." If you ask for chips for two people you might get charged as much as $4 but you won't get charged $6, and if you order by price they'll still give you "enough" chips for however many people they think the meal is for, not multiples of the "minimum amount" because they're just eyeballing it anyway.
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madmatt112 posted:Jesus Murphy goons are truly old, what a parade of misery happening itt People are all like "once you turn 30, your body is a broken husk and life is pain" but actually I don't think you can blame age for that. Try improving your health and fitness maybe? I dunno. All I can tell you is that I'm 39 next month and I don't injure myself doing everyday activities. I can also stay up past midnight and drink a bottle of wine and still feel fine the next day.
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Scratch Monkey posted:This u? I do not believe that guy would drink a bottle of wine or stay up past midnight. Having any kind of fun might shorten his life by minutes!
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Neddy Seagoon posted:What they should do is have her character appear in shadow and get killed in the opening moments of an episode of The Mandolorian, just to close the door on her ever returning. Because no one who's died on-screen in a Star Wars film has ever returned to the series.
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