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Considering the quality of some of the people who play it I would argue he knows exactly what he's on about.
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Eonwe posted:Why the gently caress do you care OP uncle wrinkles posted:GUY WITH OVER THREE THOUSAND POSTS IN THE STAR CITIZEN THREAD: hey op. you seem a bit... hmm, methinks the term is "Care"... about trivial matters that affect thee naught. guffaw
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 00:47 |
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77 loving pages, jesus christ.
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# ? Apr 3, 2016 16:50 |
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Sunswipe posted:Outfuckingstanding. I've got this glorious image in my head now. Chris is snorting enough cocaine to let Columbia buy the world and shouting about procedurally-generated tortoises. Sandi, carrying a battery powered hair clipper and a magnifying glass, is hunting terrified junior staff members. Disco Lando is playing Elite: Dangerous on his VR headset and wondering how long he can get away with pretending that's important research. Alexis is sending some Star Citizen merchandise back to the manufacturer because it's too high quality and it would be dangerous to get their customers used to anything being well made. Ryan Archer sits in a corner, changing every tenth word in The Great Gatsby prior to sending it to a publisher under his own name. Programmers sit at their desks, sending to CVs to any company that has never heard of CIG. A couple of them dangle from the ceiling by nooses, smiles on their faces. An occasional pistol shot is heard as an artist has their previously accepted work sent back for the twentieth time. Amid all this, still trapped in his seat from the last video recording, Ben Lesnick squints at a pile of old Wing Commander boxes, counting the discs within largely by touch, sometimes tentatively biting one to check whether it's a disc or just another of the novelty cookies his wife makes in a desperate attempt to get him to look at her the way he looks at Chris Roberts.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 02:24 |
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 02:50 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:its really amazing how the actions of goons and mods are so freaking far beyond the pale that its actually impossible for a bystander to believe.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 18:17 |
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trying to jack off posted:what is it with games like this where people cant help but share their epic starting build with people that ask what grass does trying to jack off posted:imp zone poster: man this puzzle is hard lol.
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 19:17 |
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Professor Tomtom posted:Suck+gently caress my rod OP
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 19:27 |
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tomstuart posted:[KFC Nashville Hot Chicken Commercial]
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# ? Apr 4, 2016 21:35 |
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It's amazing how memorable and memetic that commercial was that you can recognize it even in this Mad Libs version.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 02:55 |
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I'll call now.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 08:31 |
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C-SPAN Caller posted:i will buy white then dye it red with oligarch blood for a nice wine color YOU A loving HAT posted:well, don't use a polyester fabric or it won't take.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 20:31 |
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poisonpill posted:I would watch a weekly 23 minute sit-com about a family of infomercial people just bumbling through life.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 21:15 |
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The show is also aired in black and white for large portions of the program, until the last 2 minutes when the episode's conflict is resolved and color is restored.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 21:24 |
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CharlieWhiskey posted:Yeah, also Chuck Yeager and The Wright Brothers both independently calculated that the drag coefficient of exposed labia is 23%/32°K, so that configuration would send both skydivers into an uncontrollable spin. However, the drag coefficient of an exposed scrotum is 69%/212°F, which cancels out, so a true nude skydiving couple is scientifically proven to be the most aerodynamic shape. It's so fast that Donald Trump's defense advisors have already started selecting the smoothest couples to be deployed as weapons in the war with Mexico. Gonna take that oil like we should have the first time. also Miranda posted:Do a few Australian folk songs count??? That's all I got. Ravenfood posted:I smear some brandy on my gums and scream Finnish folk songs.
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 23:20 |
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In the thread: "Fat girls complaining on Yelp about getting waxed"carrion kit posted:barb!! get the gunt jack, we got a plump one
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 09:52 |
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I looked for some of these. Here's the statins/bacon one:
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 13:54 |
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Tiler Kiwi posted:not having plat may be part of the reason why blowfish posted:stop being poor Tesseraction posted:didn't know Tiler Kiwi was greek
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 14:52 |
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Heh, thought that had been passed over. Kinda hinges on people knowing blowfish is German, though.
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 15:00 |
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Context: The People Vs. OJ SImpson thread in TVIVNutritiousSnack posted:Who thinks he gets off?
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 16:14 |
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Tesseraction posted:Heh, thought that had been passed over. Kinda hinges on people knowing blowfish is German, though. Ehh, I didn't know and still found it funny
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 17:06 |
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Koaxke posted:edit: Oh yeah, and a multivitamin Gets me every time.
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 05:58 |
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MariusLecter posted:Context: The People Vs. OJ SImpson thread in TVIV There are porn stars who weren't even alive when the trial happened.
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 11:29 |
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Chichevache posted:There are porn stars who weren't even alive when the trial happened. There were a lot more that were already dead. Makes you think.
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 11:32 |
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Trig Discipline posted:There were a lot more that were already dead. Nothing can make me do that
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 11:35 |
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Trig Discipline posted:There were a lot more that were already dead. Speaking of dead porn stars, I appreciated this exchange in the Amber Rayne thread: NObodiesGeek posted:Amber rayne Mr. Unlucky posted:some goony bitch And also this reaction: MiracleWhale posted:<lowers boner to half-mast>
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 14:55 |
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Meowbot posted:I hope the next episode (ugh it makes my eyes roll literally backwardsinto my skull calling it that) of HITMAN is worthwhile because I want to play but only having one mission even with lots of stuff to do makes me cringe up like a kangaroo penis inside a 'roo when its scared, so dont know about that but I am looking forward to it because Hitman BLood Money is still my favorite murder simulator!!!
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 16:04 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:Speaking of dead porn stars, I appreciated this exchange in the Amber Rayne thread: lol
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 16:33 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:Speaking of dead porn stars, I appreciated this exchange in the Amber Rayne thread We have dead porn star threads. I mean of course we have dead porn star threads.
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:17 |
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Trig Discipline posted:There were a lot more that were already dead. I can think of at least two.
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 19:50 |
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit: WGBS Channel 4 - Your local news leader > Post Innovative Improvements to Existing Products and Services Redux (bolding mine) SciFiDownBeat posted:okay here's an actual legitimate innovation: Paladinus posted:A chrome extension that blocks not only regular ads, but also whatever the hell this is.
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 20:07 |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:when they sneeze really hard and their wig falls off and the top of their scalp has a tiny but fully formed face growing on it Isaac posted:If i told my ex i didnt like this she would get so angry
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 20:47 |
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"Innovation" *snigger*
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 21:06 |
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General Bullshit: WGBS Channel 4 - Your local news leader › Describe movies using tertiary plot detailsMariusLecter posted:Loser man children relive their lovely childhoods, learn nothing.
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 23:11 |
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cyberia posted:From the campaign page it looks like the case opens so you can take the sleeves out to clean them. I don't really understand what advantages this has versus owning multiple fleshlights (or even one fleshlight with multiple sleeves) but I guess some people just really want a set of panpipes they can play with their dick.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 06:31 |
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Avshalom posted:now imagine them having sex
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 06:36 |
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That's the first thing in 54 pages that had me laughing out loud. Everything in the Welcome to Australia mate thread in Gbs is gold.
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# ? Apr 8, 2016 13:33 |
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atomicthumbs posted:Any idea what this odd RHD test mule (?) thing I saw in San Francisco might be? Nondescript Van posted:Mind your own business TYIA
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From the (assumed dead) "Caro freed from Syrian torture prison" thread.Uncle Wemus posted:*waits for vilerat to come over the hill too like the third pet at the end of Homeward bound*
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