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After a long discussion about gendered expectations in child care, even for childless women,Troposphere posted:*slam dunks baby into trash can* that's where that poo poo goes!!! get hosed baby!!!
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 18:42 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 04:08 |
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Hahaha, WOW.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 02:52 |
from the r/relationships threadMoon Atari posted:This thread frequently delivers stuff I can't even form an opinion on but can only respond to by shaking my head in a mix of confusion/sadness/horror/amusement and a bunch of those obscure German emotions all blended together.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 18:45 |
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Oh Long Johnson posted:getting divorced is the dark souls of relationships
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# ? Jan 2, 2017 02:11 |
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Incitatus posted:I once ran into Shmorky at a Dillard's. He was sweating heavily and short on breath. I asked him what the problem was and he said that he ran over as fast as he could when he heard that children's pants were half off.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 09:59 |
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holy gently caress holy gently caress
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 10:25 |
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I had no idea what this was about, so I looked it up and Sweet burn though.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 16:33 |
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Good luck finding one of those.
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 16:49 |
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trapped mouse posted:I had no idea what this was about, so I looked it up and so he's going to rehire schmorky then
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 17:23 |
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From a discussion in Murphy's Rules about getting rich by using chickens to disarm Soul Trap gems and then selling the gems for :FAT BATMAN posted:Who would be in the market for a gem with the soul of a chicken trapped inside? Are gems with the souls in them spell components for greater spells? Splicer posted:Broth of Inspiration
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# ? Jan 3, 2017 21:37 |
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Does anybody have a link to the Dad Jokes thread? Many good quotes there that I would like to cite, for this thread.
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 03:38 |
Industrial Meat Package posted:Does anybody have a link to the Dad Jokes thread? Don't do it
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 04:45 |
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chernobyl kinsman posted:from the r/relationships thread Jesus gently caress that thread. quote:Me [39F] with my daughter's [8F] step-mom [26F]: She gifted my daughter lingerie for Christmas. Abject horror.
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 07:05 |
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Running a locomotive: B4Ctom1 posted:It is hard to explain not just the physics, but the amounts of forces involved.
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 15:45 |
Allow me to present the sequel: I Before E posted:BRRRRP Morty, Morty, it's just, it's just the Hedgehog/Prower phenomenon BRRP of ostensibly adult characters engaged in presexual intimacy. I mean jeez Morty, they're BRRRRRP they're not even at the level of of Matthew Broderick in Hackers, taking his shirt off in front of a girl.
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 18:49 |
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Ranma Fan Art posted:any time someone says that they will not be posting on SA any more i just thnk heck yeah more posts for me
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 20:45 |
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Phyzzle posted:Running a locomotive: Great post, great poster, interesting thread. I remember him talking about train-spergs who badger him with questions about technical terms and minutiae that rail workers don't know or care about IRL, I think he described this : as something like "This will give an obsessive trainspotter a fatal aneurysm"
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 20:53 |
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Phyzzle posted:Running a locomotive: I've always been partial to this one in the same thread; IPCRESS posted:Well, one of us is playing train simulator wrong.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 08:46 |
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Kwyndig posted:Peasants make more peasants. When properly maintained, over time peasants can provide you with unlimited skeletons.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 17:40 |
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slowdave posted:*can't access the toilet in the sims because the doorway is blocked* AAhh bingo gubelman!?
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 17:59 |
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What is it with American cryptofascists and their weird as gently caress names anyway
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 18:07 |
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trapped mouse posted:I had no idea what this was about, so I looked it up and Is this why someone bought a bunch of people Klurf avatars apparently at random last week? Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:Allow me to present the sequel: gonna read every SMG post this way from now on, thanks
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 20:47 |
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In the Funny Graphs and Charts thread.The Cheshire Cat posted:Why haven't they caught the toddler yet? FrozenVent posted:They've sent baby sitters, he shot them. sweeperbravo posted:Dumbasses, everybody knows they need to find a good toddler with a gun.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 21:03 |
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i shot the toddler, but i did not shoot the deputy
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 22:56 |
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Bluedeanie posted:*Josuke Higashikata bursts out of breath into local Ancient Greek History university lecture* excuse me "professor," were you there when Plato first addressed the Academy? Did you personally take up a pike and march in a phalanx to defend Athens from the Persian scourge? Of course not, you fraud. You fool. You goddamned moron
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 02:51 |
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Excelsiortothemax posted:It's a whole new galaxy. Let your freak flag fly and guzzle down 8 testicles of space chicken lizard jizz.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 08:09 |
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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:Yup, I was getting 36k after my raise.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 12:06 |
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Zelder posted:Because the plot in big tit milf is better
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 16:31 |
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Smythe posted:to take your insanely thin metaphor to its conclusion, imagine if all of your friends had sexy dominatrices who kicked you in the balls at their house, at the mall, in your and their cars, and your job. imagine if everywhere you went there were latex clad vixens pummeling your genitals until you wept for mercy and/or release from your CBT-5000 chastity iron maiden. imagine if your friends and family thot u were a hosed up weirdo for not wanting your balls brutally owned and to be spit on and called fag and stuff on a st andrews cross. thats the network effects ppl are worried about. in the first 2 decades of the new millennium it became normal to give all ur info to big companies and the nsa and u were left out and ostracized for not doing it. in the next decade it is shaping up to total surveillance and we're installing the panopticon ourselves.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 23:03 |
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This is a good quote, make no mistake, but sometimes I click these links to see what possibly could be the context for such a statement, just to find it's the loving third hand e/n expository thread which just does not loving lend itself to such analysis, yet I find myself confusedly clicking through a handful steps of traceback of other people's arguments about completely unrelated people's misrepresentations of their misunderstood cirmumstances chasing that subterfugic assumption of coherency until I start gasping and stabbing that X in exasperation, only this time I managed to spaz out a series of words in the quotes thread first woop-de-loving-doo
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 00:58 |
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Karate Bastard posted:This is a good quote, make no mistake, but sometimes I click these links to see what possibly could be the context for such a statement, just to find it's the loving third hand e/n expository thread which just does not loving lend itself to such analysis, yet I find myself confusedly clicking through a handful steps of traceback of other people's arguments about completely unrelated people's misrepresentations of their misunderstood cirmumstances chasing that subterfugic assumption of coherency until I start gasping and stabbing that X in exasperation, only this time I managed to spaz out a series of words in the quotes thread first woop-de-loving-doo I can shed light on this. Zelder was actually coming to my aid in the R/relationships thread. There was a reddit post where some guy was using his GF's tablet and her open browser was a slash fic of alphas and omegas in Sherlock Holmes. Alphas and Omegas according to the thread is a very specific genre where women have penises that retract, men have owners and can become pregnant in their rear end, and men also have dog penises that keep them locked inside whatever orifice they're jammed in I said I would break up with anyone who was into that sort of twisted poo poo and several people called me a sheltered weirdo.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 01:43 |
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Karate Bastard posted:This is a good quote, make no mistake, but sometimes I click these links to see what possibly could be the context for such a statement, just to find it's the loving third hand e/n expository thread which just does not loving lend itself to such analysis, yet I find myself confusedly clicking through a handful steps of traceback of other people's arguments about completely unrelated people's misrepresentations of their misunderstood cirmumstances chasing that subterfugic assumption of coherency until I start gasping and stabbing that X in exasperation, only this time I managed to spaz out a series of words in the quotes thread first woop-de-loving-doo I did the exact same thing. Clicked for context and it was just a weirdness of goons arguing about lovely porn and quotes taken from pages back (i believe theyre called necro-quotes) and like 5 concurrent conversations. There was no solid ground to stand on, no branch to hold on to. Just goonery up & down the walls. I nearly died that day, and I definitely cried. Au wait as I w Yeah sometimes it's better to not click the link. The trouble is you'll never know if you don't do it.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 01:43 |
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NO CONTEXT
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 01:45 |
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Powaqoatse posted:I did the exact same thing. Clicked for context and it was just a weirdness of goons arguing about lovely porn and quotes taken from pages back (i believe theyre called necro-quotes) and like 5 concurrent conversations. There was no solid ground to stand on, no branch to hold on to. Just goonery up & down the walls. I nearly died that day, and I definitely cried. Au wait as I w Check my previous post, it was fuckin' weird to be a part of.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 01:46 |
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AAAHHHH
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 01:48 |
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Powaqoatse posted:AAAHHHH Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Multiple people attempted to shame me for taking the bold stance of saying I wouldn't date someone who masturbates to Benedict Cumberbatch getting the guy with the big ears from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy butt-pregnant with his dog dick.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 01:53 |
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gumbel2gumbel providing context: but you see, this & that me: i dont care
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 01:58 |
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Quit being such an alpha
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 02:07 |
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From the Hockey World Junior Championship thread, where Canada lost to the US in a shootout:inferis posted:At least when Canada has devastating shootout losses they try to prevent them from ever happening again. The US only sends thoughts and prayers.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 04:35 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 04:08 |
duTrieux. posted:if i'm ever rich i would want a dungeon but i could never actually build one because people would think it was a creepy sex dungeon and i'd always be all "no, it's just a normal dungeon with skeletons" but nobody would believe me.
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