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Not a Children posted:An ex of mine had roommates that they had fake-certified as emotional support animals for their apartment Schadenboner posted:It really seems up to the roommates if they're going to put up with that sort of thing from your ex. Maybe they were lifestyle subs?
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sebmojo posted:tattooed on whedon' s boner: this machine kills sexists
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wayfinder posted:For your loose tea Picnic Princess posted:I think it's just called 'bleeding' when you get stabbed in the abdomen two dozen times. I don't care your political stance, this was funny: spacetoaster posted:So Clinton is about to start her book tour. For just 3,000 dollars you'll be able to get a front row seat and a photo with her. rezatahs posted:pay $3000 to get your picture taken with a piece of poo poo loser? couldnt they just take selfie?
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From the GBS How wasted did you ever get at a party? What did you do? thread.Koyaanisgoatse posted:i poo poo in someone's gently caress I don't know why I started laughing uncontrollably but I totally did
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Karate Bastard posted:From the GBS How wasted did you ever get at a party? What did you do? thread. I can't stop laughing at this. Not super hard guffawing, but just a constant chuckle for like 10 minutes now. It's beginning to hurt.
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MisterBibs posted:Just because every other Nutribullet recipe calls for using unsweetened almond milk as a liquid base, you should not use unsweetened almond milk as a liquid base. JoelJoel posted:Use hotdogs as your base.
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This is still funnyKoyaanisgoatse posted:i poo poo in someone's gently caress I'm on painkillers for unrelated reasons and I can't stop giggling why????
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Karate Bastard posted:This is still funny I'm sober and still laughing at it
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the old ceremony posted:platypuses don't menstruate btw can we make omelets from their eggs though 
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:can we make omelets from their eggs though You can make all-platypus custard.
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Breetai posted:You can make all-platypus custard. well, time to keep a platypus coop.
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Gammatron 64 posted:Which begs the question, "would you gently caress a hot chick even if she was a Nazi?" To honest I'm not sure, man. You wind up in a conundrum where your brain says no, your heart says gently caress no, but your wang is doing a hitler salute and even though you're telling it to stop it just won't listen.
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Karate Bastard posted:This is still funny https://youtu.be/CJQU22Ttpwc
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i want to gently caress a nazi chick so hard she becomes a communist
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Haier posted:My aunt took me to that place (in the OP) when I was visiting family. I got so drat scared in the tunnels. I was about 8 or 9, and I started crying pretty hard thinking this was my life from now, just a kid living in a cave. I had to back out slowly and force all the kids behind me to do the same. naem posted:Same only grad school
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[quote="tote up a bags" post="475955073"] I dont know who Bailey Jay is but god drat we got a MURDER MACHINE up in here edit: i have now learned who Bailey Jay is [/quote]
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Dely Apple posted:Reinforce the dams with her emails, nothing apparently can get over them
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Dr. Fishopolis posted:That has to be the least entertaining way to contract herpes on a Caribbean island. Edit: Unrelated: Admiral Ray posted:Why the gently caress are there so many goddamn morons that say poo poo like "Other than this catastrophic issue that has displaced our relationship, our relationship is good." Mother fucker you don't have a relationship anymore you have a series of problems that you sometimes gently caress. Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 06:15 on Sep 1, 2017 |
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Push El Burrito posted:Robin is willing to kill someone for his pun. Keeshhound posted:As long as it's not with a gun, he's in the clear.
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Randbrick posted:Nobody is leaving this loving Applebee's until everybody is god drat clear about where I stand on race war.
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Jesus Christ this Kale dude is going crazy that people don't like him. He just keeps bashing his head against the wall like his life depends on his reputation within this one single thread. It's crazy.
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Some people care *way* too much about whether other people like them. I used to be like that way back in high school.
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From the magical GBS thread: Defeating the Wishmaster from Wishmaster(1997) with Wishes green chicken feet posted:
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Always figured if you know you're dealing with an evil/jackass genie you might as well negotiate to figure out what the genie wants (with reasonable boundaries) and wish for that just to get it out of the way. Of course, Return of Jafar more or less handled that with an evil genie who specifically wants to use their current status to get what they want.
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If you don't wish for the genie's freedom with your last wish then you're a jerk who hates Robin Williams. As for the other two I think being able to reach into any pocket and be able to pull out a $100 would be nice. And maybe complete control over time and space or something.
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Wishing for a genie's freedom sounds suspiciously like a parallel for emancipating the slave classes-- even if you're morally on-board you're handing a huge body of power the mental freedom to punish you which it has previously lacked so why take the chance?
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Solice Kirsk posted:If you don't wish for the genie's freedom with your last wish then you're a jerk who hates Robin Williams. Yeah, but as we saw in the cartoon, he hung around Aladdin way too much. I know they're friends, but come on, Genie was totally choking poor Al with how clingy he was.
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Don't hold your breath if you think I'm going to stick my neck out for Genie like you are, fella. You can argue until you're blue in the face, but Aladdin should have ended after the first movie instead of hanging on as a franchise for so long.
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what's the opposite of this thread because i found some quotes for it
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purple death ray posted:what's the opposite of this thread We can all access PCOS Bill's post history just fine, thank you.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Don't hold your breath if you think I'm going to stick my neck out for Genie like you are, fella. You can argue until you're blue in the face, but Aladdin should have ended after the first movie instead of hanging on as a franchise for so long. Username checks out
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Pro genie strategy: Use your first wish to wish that the genie gives you exactly what you want with no tricks and don't use a wish to free the genie because if the genie wasn't an rear end in a top hat King Solomon wouldn't have bound him in the lamp to begin with.
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Mycroft Holmes posted:i want to gently caress a nazi chick so hard she becomes a communist A goon so bad at sex he makes Nazi chicks give up on the concept of white superiority...
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