funmanguy posted:

Horse puns are always funny

Grassy Knowles posted:

Don't act like you don't know

Inescapable Duck posted:

I ate a bowl of shredded wheat for breakfast.

Without any milk.

bloom posted:

https://www.fastcompany.com/3054886/engineering-a-vegan-steak-even-a-carnivore-would-love

Pastry of the Year posted:

"Goggles Lady," I said huskily, my fingers working into the folds of her crisp lab coat, "feed me the floor mat from your 1977 Pontiac Trans-Am."

kid sinister posted:

They're talking about polyurethane caulk. It's different than silicone caulk. The difference is mostly in how much it can stretch and how well it will bond. Just like painting, good caulk results is all about prep work. Wash out those cracks. You want the caulk to stick to the concrete, not to the dust and loose concrete on the sides of the crack.

There's other differences between caulk types too. The big one is how easy they are to clean up. One more is that some don't stick well to certain surfaces. Another one is that paint won't stick to some, like the majority of silicone caulks.

another thing about caulks! Caulk very much has a shelf life! Once you open a tube, the clock is ticking. Now it is a very long life (months), but it is still finite. You don't want to pull out a tube like 2 whole years after you used it last and put down a new line of it, only to discover that it won't cure and you have to clean it out of that crack all by hand.

cakesmith handyman posted:

Pro-tip. If you do this with a full tube of black silicone and cut the tube open to see what it looks like and your mother in law comes over at that exact moment to see you studiously examining a 13" length of floppy black rubber you'll have some great questions to answer.

kiimo posted:

Oh Stallone is a jerkbag but it's completely hilarious. I was listening in on a call he was making to my boss doing the campaign for Bullet to the Head. He STARTS the conversation rattling off more gems than I could even process in the first 30 seconds.

"Ay oh Chris yo this is SLY yo listen gotta talk fast this goddam ducati is so fuckin loud I'm gonna get my money back ay listen you gotta change the poster ya know that asian guy whatever his name is he shouldn't be one it he should like, ya know, be in front of a LAUNDRY or something ha hey you my face you also gotta fix my face yo. It looks like Madonna's snatch."

naem posted:

This is true unfortunately, it makes old fashioned getting-to-know-each-other near impossible

You have to near instantly do-it (because otherwise someone else will) and then keep her attention for a period of time/more do-it dates, while you decide "is this my life partner y/n" as she does the same, one of you decides "no," then scramble around getting rejected a lot, rinse/repeat

Eventually (hopefully) two well intentioned exhausted people cling miserably to each other huddled in the dark

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

It's not an educational visa, dummy, it's a program to foster international camaraderie by sponsoring lucrative drinking holidays. If you can't see the upside in spending a few months working a highly-paid poo poo job with your buddies then maybe you should have tried using your twenties to travel somewhere other than Azeroth.

MMF Freeway posted:

[...] there's an announcement post specifically telling them not to come here.

LawfulWaffle posted:

Like those guys ever took "No" for an answer

Admiral Joeslop posted:

If I can't wrap the labia around me like a cocoon, you might as well just keep walking. My dream of being a Vaggerfly will someday come true.

Kay Kessler posted:

Regarding the whole NeoGaf thing:

Tiggum posted:

The what?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Noted stupid video game forum NeoGaf imploded because the founder turned out to be a rapist, which went against the generally "woke" tone of the site.

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Flags are maps, maps are flags.

Cat Mattress posted:

Peanut President posted:

Way to forget Wyoming

Neito posted:

It's slightly more complicated than that. Namely, you left out the whole pile of people defending rape, because .

fruit on the bottom posted:

Let he who has not raped cast the first stone.



Update: please stop throwing rocks at my house

toanoradian posted:

I think by way of logic, if I stop throwing rocks at your house I'd be admitting I have raped someone.

Dabir posted:

Circular stoning squad, take aim

Dabir posted:

Circular stoning squad, take aim

Pastry of the Year posted:

you guys can't resist the urge to jump into a pun derail and start schistposting

Grassy Knowles posted:

These rock puns were good but it's time to clear the slate

KillerJunglist posted:

*Yakkity Sax plays at half speed in a minor key*

Chitin posted:

KillerJunglist posted:

*Yakkity Sax plays at half speed in a minor key*

Len posted:

I remember that time there was a no puns rule. Why can't that be a thing again?

Len posted:

I remember that time there was a no puns rule. Why can't that be a thing again?

Len posted:

I remember that time there was a no puns rule. Why can't that be a thing again?

The MSJ posted:

Try to find Superman on this poster.

Teenage Fansub posted:

Len posted:

I remember that time there was a no puns rule. Why can't that be a thing again?