Torchlighter posted:

With the players with the funny names?

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Who?

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Who?

fruit on the bottom posted:

That’s what I’m asking you!!!

Judge Schnoopy posted:

You can't hear you from third base!

A. Beaverhausen posted:

Aw were you never in a crew? You're the type of person who would have joykilled the CAD and Tumblr mock threads

Amy Pole Her posted:

Lol dude it’s a gig claiming 25/hr and all you gotta do is type fast and repeat things you’ve heard?

We’ve been training for this our whole lives

hard counter posted:

Bogus Adventure posted:

Forums poster cumshitter is making his way around the world

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

i wanna see kirkj take on a silicone version of this

Mel Mudkiper posted:

hey everybody bad news the doctors found a new tumor... that's right its tumor hours of PUBG streaming live at twitch.tv/totalbiscuit

Goa Tse-tung posted:

Goa Tse-tung posted:

Jeza posted:

with rigorous application, Glossier has sealed all the pores on my body. those i once loved cannot bear to look upon me. instead of sweating, i constantly weep dazzling silver tears. blind gypsy women collect them as potent magical reagents while i sleep. but i am beautiful. so beautiful

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I tried it once, and it made me so glossy and smooth that people mistook me for a shark. I couldn't walk, for I had no friction, so I just lay there twitching, and they kept trying to throw me back into the ocean.

It didn't work though, because I slipped out of their hands.

So smooth.

chitoryu12 posted:

With Glossier, my body has become a weapon. I can focus the sun into a beam of light sufficient to burn through 5 inches of wood a second. I have become Apollo, and all shall fear my silky smoothness.

Fatty posted:

Jacking off into a plant pot?

canyoneer posted:

Chronic masturbator

Goa Tse-tung posted:

Guy Goodbody posted:

if a game of D&D convinces your husband to leave you, become a woman, and shack up with one of the other players, either there were some serious issues in your marriage that weren't being addressed or you have a loving world-class DM

Rumda posted:

Something Awful is the Australia of dead gay forums vast trackless lands devoid of jokes or even the most sensible chuckle, and yet we manage to wheeze through our Cheeto stained neck beards to the vast ships full of good jokes 'gently caress off we're full'.

Goa Tse-tung posted:

Schadenboner posted:

Meat Beat Agent posted:

posting the least worthless thing

https://twitter.com/anthonypants/status/1000046957098713089

Oh that reminds me: say hi to your sister for me!

BLT Clobbers posted:

I was looking for a picture of Quark I could paste Trumps head on, and found something so much better.

Hattie Masters posted:

That is just straight up a scrotum on that poor kids head

Mister Kingdom posted:

His name is T'Bahg.

my kinda ape posted:

oh my what is that man doing to his anus

Baronjutter posted:

Wasps (or "dump bees" as they are more technically known) are loving awful but do you really need to hide for an hour from them and wait for an emergency extermination swat team? I've had a couple nest accidents and they've generally forgotten about the whole thing 5-10 min later, or at least aren't in "sting the gently caress out of anything you can see" mode anymore.

I just can't believe the dude LOCKED the door. Like was he afraid the wasps were going to swarm together into a big cartoon hand and open the door?

Oh Don Piano posted:

p impressive cum shirt

large hands posted:

turn on your monitor

mysterious frankie posted:

It's semaphore, except all it communicates is "you will probably learn more about my self diagnosed mental illness than mega man in my thirty minute youtube mega man retrospective."

Cythereal posted:

CzarChasm posted:

Good Lord, what is happening in there?!

...A man's distended anus?

A..."A man's distended anus"? In this part of the internet? On this dead gay forum? Localized entirely within your post?

Yes.

May I see it?

Yes.

Hellblazer187 posted:

What the gently caress is skinship?

Barudak posted:

It is a weird translation of an asian term that encompsses all forms of physical intimacy between two individuals, ranging from hand holding to actual loving.

Basically in summary, this dudes wife is the basketball hoop at the all-star game dunk contest and this dude is just finally getting an idea that the NBA might exist

Blade Runner posted:

What this woman uses to float down the River Dyx while her husband stands there with coins over his eyes, confused

Barudak posted:

Dude is so naive hes trying to close the barn door after the horse is gone and doesnt realize he never owned a barn

Blade Runner posted:

It is difficult to get an unbiased opinion on this situation as we cannot find anyone who has not hosed this guy's wife

Bobby Digital posted:

A skin ship is also known as a Gein canoe but that may be a regional expression.

Barudak posted:

Only someone morally inept would sail a skinship because thats measured in knots

Huntersoninski posted:

Stuffed crust pizza? I have a friend whose kids have been asking him a lot about what he knows about Trump. They're little though, so he decided to tell them about the old commercial from when he was a kid where Trump ate the pizza backwards. All the kids immediately responded "HE PUT IT UP HIS BUTT????"

baw posted:

i saw Bill Cosby with my family in the early 90s and he did a lot of engaging with the audience and everything. and he talks to this youngish guy in the front row and was ike "are you married" and the guy says "my wife died recently" and it was awkward and i guess to break the tension Cosby said that sometimes he looks at his wife while she is sleeping and wishes she wouldnt wake up??

it wasnt funny then but now that we know what we know it's even worse

funny guy other than that tho

darkwasthenight posted:

The r/relationships thread is running a train again (much like this guy's wife)

chaosapiant posted:

What is hDoom?

Edit: NVM!

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Barudak is low-key one of the best posters here.

fruit on the bottom posted:

Eh Michael Jordan was better

1stGear posted:

Black Panther wasn't really a comedy movie though.

ScrubLeague posted:

groverhaus was built with cum

Peanut President posted:

was it load bearing

Aramoro posted:

Thanks smart physics-man for saving us from our blindness, you truly lifted the scales from our eyes!

So, on average, how many times a day do you push the bridge of your glasses up and start a sentence with 'Well as a physicist...' in a non-work related setting. I'm guessing somewhere north of a dozen.

Still not as bad as they guy equating intelligence with memory, like Kim Peek was the smartest guy who ever lived or something.

CheesyDog posted:

First, assume a perfectly spherical boob

Garrand posted:

Turn off your monitor

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

I found an old disassembled CPR dummy at work yesterday and decided to show my wife.



Turns out it's shaped enough like a face for Facebook messenger face filters!

Memento posted:

that's.... terrifying

thank you

Mr. Bad Guy posted: