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Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

what if we put our money together to launch a satellite with a golden record of loss memes

some aliens can find it millions of years after we're gone, and try to learn what message could be so important to inscribe and send across the cosmos

This is a great idea, I'd hate to think there's a civilization out there that doesn't understand that it's often harder on the woman.

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Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006
On Social Media Apologies:

Antioch posted:

Weird Al had a really good apology about using 'spastic' in one of his songs. I always look at this as a pretty solid mea culpa.

https://mobile.twitter.com/alyankovic/status/490724534513700864

EL BROMANCE posted:

There used to be a Transformer called Spastic. It did not make it to the UK.

Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

Seized at the border?

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









cumshitter posted:

*drunkenly kicks in the door to my son's room at 4 AM in the morning, wearing my Straight Cumshitter leather jacket and sunglasses*

My Son: Uncle Straight Cumshitter!? I thought you were dead!!

Straight Cumshitter: I am. I'm in straight hell, which is the worst place. Be gay, nephew, be gay.

My Son: Wait, I have so many questions!

*i step on a dolly and pull a rope to wheel myself backward, but its not very convincing because my home is carpeted. I slowly roll backwards in awkward fits and bursts, rolling back and then jerking forward again as the wheels roll back into the grooves of the carpet.*

Straight Cumshitter: *Grunt* Be gay.... *Grunt* (quieter) be gay.... *Panting* (even quieter) be gay...."

*bumps into the walls several times, trips on a bottle. frantic scrambling. i come back, still wearing the sunglasses*

me: hey son. thought i heard something. youre not partying too hard in here are you??? no girls, i hope????

*looks under the bed for girls*

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
That's loving fantastic!

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

InsertPotPun posted:

Ugh. that trump reference in the middle if Die Hard 3 is a punch in the gut now :(


canyoneer posted:

Are you talking about the sandwich board sign that bruce willis wears?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Today I learned not to GIS "Fat bear" in public.

Milo and POTUS posted:

It's a little narcissistic

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Don't fat bear shame

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Had to check what this was actually about, and apparently there's also a Hillary Clinton reference in the same movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYS6CbD6cwA

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

This quote from the Austin thread may not make sense if you don't know the reference or live in Texas.

Our terrible governor claimed he had eyewitness accounts that Seattle is busing homeless people to Austin, and Willie's Picnic is a big music festival/party every 4th of July thrown by Willie Nelson in Austin that has been going on for decades:

Badger of Basra posted:

trying to imagine what an eyewitness account of the city of seattle sending a homeless person to austin would even be


mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Phy posted:

He thrusts his fists against the ghosts

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

But still insists he reads the posts

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Achtane posted:

They like producing and mailing this out.

Thanks for making it easy to decide who to vote for though!

Loky11 posted:

what exactly is "radical" abortion?

like super cool abortion?

Barudak posted:

You gotta collect the letters S-K-A-T-E while doing it

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Jerry Cotton posted:

We got a lot of Iraqi jokes circulating at work but I don't understand most of them because I don't speak Kurdish.

Tony Snark posted:

Laugh anyway just don't gently caress up and say "that one's a gasser"

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Big Mad Drongo posted:

NGL getting to work side-by-side with topless warrior women would convince me to take that job too

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Hihohe posted:

Im very certain that my last act on this earth before the apocalypse will be me posting a Loss.jpg edit about the situation. I will sensibly chuckle before i am vaporized in nuclear fire.

We should all find comfort in the fact that the Earth will move past and heal.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I'm a sucker for user name jokes:

CeramicPig posted:


I am enought


Railing Kill posted:


"I am Enought. Johnt. G raped and murdered my wifet. Find himt and kill himt."

sephiRoth IRA posted:

I always wanted to know what Memento would be like while having a stroke

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Alan Smithee posted:

i never read fellowship, how did the other dwarves not get the memo about moria considering the state of decomposition they were in

packetmantis posted:

The balrog probably killed everyone pretty quickly, they may not have had time to send word.

Morpheus posted:

Dearest Dunflar,

The Balrog! It's coming! It's killing everyone! Oh my god! It's breaking through the door and swinging it's sword at me! Ah! Oh no! Dear gods!

Yours,
Hoergn

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Samuringa posted:

Did the cats go on a strike?

Garrand posted:

Its a wildcat strike

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Thanks to google images search:

I like the kitchen, nice and roomy.



Nevets posted:

What's with the big cutout infront of the window? I can't figure out what purpose it would serve. Is it supposed to be a breakfast nook in a nookless room?

canyoneer posted:




TooMuchAbstraction posted:

That's where they're going to put the toilet.

GreenNight posted:

I think you're suppose to put stools there so you can eat and look out the window.


Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Megillah Gorilla posted:

Thanks to google images search:

1426 Springbrook Drive, Kenova, WV 25530 Listed for $589,900

I think this is the top of the stairs:




I like the kitchen, nice and roomy.



canyoneer posted:

I can just imagine the expression on the kitchen contractor who first came in to take a look at where the cabinets and counters were supposed to go.

Take all your regular rates and multiply by 3.14

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
I'm just annoyed by the unimaginative tiling and that loving grate or whatever.

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

that's an AC vent lol

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Overwatch Porn posted:

that's an AC vent lol

It's probably for heat, to warm the floor. You see floor grates like that a lot in really old houses, but I haven't ever seen one in a more modern house like that.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Captain Monkey posted:

It's probably for heat, to warm the floor. You see floor grates like that a lot in really old houses, but I haven't ever seen one in a more modern house like that.

I have floor vents that do either depending on how HVAC is set, and my place was built in the 90s.

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

I've always assumed they were just for cold climates, but my grandmother's house in Oklahoma has them for some reason? It was built in the 70's judging by the fancy intercom system that looked like this one


That said, I didn't notice that the vent didn't line up with the tile and now I'm really annoyed by that too

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Friend posted:

I've always assumed they were just for cold climates, but my grandmother's house in Oklahoma has them for some reason? It was built in the 70's judging by the fancy intercom system that looked like this one


That said, I didn't notice that the vent didn't line up with the tile and now I'm really annoyed by that too

It just means the heat pump is in the basement and the vents are all underfloor

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Friend posted:

That said, I didn't notice that the vent didn't line up with the tile and now I'm really annoyed by that too

Just move the vent. Simple.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Yeah, that's just forced air heat.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Baron von Eevl posted:

Yeah, that's just forced air heat.

It's 2019. Everyone should have moved to consensual air heat by now. :colbert:

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Baron von Eevl posted:

Yeah, that's just forced air heat.

#heatToo

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
a friend just messaged this one to me and :stare:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

a friend just messaged this one to me and :stare:



Goonish thing, goonish thing .... :wtc:

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

a friend just messaged this one to me and :stare:



Were the squirrels messing with his pupkins?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Didn't Todd from Achewood die like that one time?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

a friend just messaged this one to me and :stare:



is he giving squirrels da joose? because if he is he should just let them go and laugh when a baby grand gets delivered to a tree

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Phy posted:

Didn't Todd from Achewood die like that one time?

Frikkin van peeled out on me! My guts were spraying around like silly string!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Cyclops Attack posted:

hi2u Something Awful Forums. I like you, do you like me?

My name is Branko. I am do the mechanical engineering thing in Milwaukee. Some things I like are music, cars, drinking beer, doing stuff, robots, playing SNES, buying in bulk from costco, photography, and time travel.

Cars:


Costco:


Fotos:



I joined a month back or so but I have been staying under the radar to get a feel for the community. I found out about the forums from one of my Baltimore buddies whom I later played WoW with in a goon guild for a few months until I rediscovered girls. Thats all I got.



Questions?/Comments?/Concerns?/Ban?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



Ban it is, then.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

im just confounded by the fact that Ozma hasn't posted since 2015 but still apparently administrates :psyduck:

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Diqnol
May 10, 2010

razorrozar posted:

im just confounded by the fact that Ozma hasn't posted since 2015 but still apparently administrates :psyduck:

The post is from 2006 :psyboom:

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