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Facebook Aunt posted:That's Riker. There was a long running fan joke that the "Riker Maneuver" was the way he often sat down. The actual reason for this was that the actor had a back injury or sciatica or something, and lifting his leg over the back of the chair was a less painful way for him to sit down. As seen here: Aw man I didnt know it was because of an injury I feel bad for laughing now
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Martin Sheen has a similar thing. He has limited range of motion in his left arm, so he puts on jackets in an unusual way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOhDvz7ETC8
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# ? Jan 20, 2020 04:50 |
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I'm not sure which is more impressive, the wheelie, or the burn.
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# ? Jan 20, 2020 05:15 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:That's Riker. There was a long running fan joke that the "Riker Maneuver" was the way he often sat down. The actual reason for this was that the actor had a back injury or sciatica or something, and lifting his leg over the back of the chair was a less painful way for him to sit down. As seen here: Also he's just really tall and everything on the Enterprise is short so he just kinda steps over it.
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# ? Jan 20, 2020 05:35 |
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Outrail posted:Can you explain this for the non trekie/furniture candle enthusiasts? Splicer posted:Attempting the chair sitting maneuver he is well known for would set his genitals on fire. Many people do not like having their genitals set on fire due to the associated pain and injury. The joke presumes Riker/Frakes also does not want to have his genitals set on fire. The gif shows Riker/Frakes running away. In context, it is implied he is running away from the chair. It is implied he is running away because he is scared that should he swing his legs over the chair he will be injured as described above. The humour comes from the piecing together of disparate pieces of information and cultural references to reach an unexpected conclusion and is enhanced by the exaggerated nature of the depicted response.
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# ? Jan 20, 2020 14:23 |
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i dont get it
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# ? Jan 20, 2020 15:07 |
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Son of Sam-I-Am posted:i dont get it It's a bad chair to sit on.
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# ? Jan 20, 2020 15:41 |
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Paladinus posted:It's a bad chair to sit on. No way, man. That chair is lit!
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Its all so funny but I laugh out loud every time at this part "A civilian five and an intel twelve" always gets me, every single time.
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# ? Jan 20, 2020 17:11 |
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this derail is really burning my nuts
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# ? Jan 20, 2020 17:24 |
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Didn't the future military wife that post was written at return a few years later to confirm that it all came true just as had been foreseen?
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# ? Jan 20, 2020 21:05 |
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barbecue at the folks posted:Didn't the future military wife that post was written at return a few years later to confirm that it all came true just as had been foreseen? I have heard that she did, but never seen the post/s. I would KILL to see it/them if it/they really exist. SOMEbody must have it/them somewhere.
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barbecue at the folks posted:Didn't the future military wife that post was written at return a few years later to confirm that it all came true just as had been foreseen? Franklin was only mostly right. To wit, he should have said 'Death, Taxes, and Military Wives'
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Ugly In The Morning posted:"A civilian five and an intel twelve" always gets me, every single time. Its just something about that being such an intense burn from something so low key, like the guys real proud of going to Iowa State or Central Michigan or whatever. The whole thing is so funny.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:legend says that GameQuoter will return in our hour of greatest need Just wanted to hold up a lighter for ol' GameQuoter and the enjoyment he brought us Tales tell of him sleeping in a hidden vault, surrounded by petabyte drives containing the most applicable screenshots and sickest burns in equal measure Someday when the world needs them most, a legendary poster shall rise..again
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Slippery posted:Just wanted to hold up a lighter for ol' GameQuoter and the enjoyment he brought us Turok Makto?
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# ? Jan 20, 2020 21:41 |
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DandyLion posted:Turok Makato? Such a wonderful phrase
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# ? Jan 20, 2020 22:10 |
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Turok Makato?
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# ? Jan 21, 2020 00:27 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Turok Makato? Ain't no passing craze It means no worries. Ape Has Killed Ape has a new favorite as of 00:36 on Jan 21, 2020 |
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:I have heard that she did, but never seen the post/s. I would KILL to see it/them if it/they really exist. SOMEbody must have it/them somewhere. Check out the "let's talk about idiots!" threads in GiP. I think the confirmation was quoted there at some point.
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# ? Jan 21, 2020 02:03 |
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The Bloop posted:You do not need to explain
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# ? Jan 21, 2020 02:04 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:Check out the "let's talk about idiots!" threads in GiP. I think the confirmation was quoted there at some point. The current one, or the Goldmined one?
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Groggy nard posted:Catfish taste terrible, I am constantly confounded that anyone would want to eat one for anything other than revenge. CharlieFoxtrot posted:Well there's you're problem, you're eating it served cold
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Son of Sam-I-Am posted:i dont get it Elviscat posted:He isn't running after the other crew member, he's observing an anomalous/dangerous situation unfolding onboard the Enterprise, that requires a rapid retirement from the area, as the ship's Executive Officer Riker is the second-highest ranking member of the crew after the Captain, and often in charge of on-scene damage control, because of his position he likely feels morally and ethically obligated to ensure the safety of the crewmember in yellow (a junior engineering rating) so he's warning the crewmember of the dangerous/anomalous situation developing behind them, which the junior person had not yet observed, and encouraging them to flee as well. A more junior officer might not feel the same obligation, and might ignore his fellow crewmember or say something like "don't worry about why I'm running away, everything is normal.
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TinTower posted:https://twitter.com/AllianceLGB/status/1219417473818202115 wizzardstaff posted:Sounds like it was really an anti-T shirt.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:The current one, or the Goldmined one? I said "threads" because i am too much of an idiot to be sure where i saw it.
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# ? Jan 21, 2020 06:33 |
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Anybody want tips from goons in 2005 to masturbate without attracting droves of ants marching into your bathtub to harvest and spread your seed like the problem the OP has? I got you covered with some funny forums quotes!BigHonky posted:About 6 months ago I discovered that the most sanitary way for me to wank off was to just go and do it in the bathtub. Every 3-4th time I would just rinse it all out. no muss, no fuss niblet19 posted:Do it out the window. Of course, then you'll have seagulls hovering around trying to grab it on the fly. PopeCrunch posted:Does nobody else know the pinch trick?? Look, shitheads, this is how it's done. WHen you're about to let loose, pinch your urethra shut. You don't need to pinch very hard, just enough to close off the tube running on the underside of your pecker. When the spasms have ceased, walk to the flush and unpinch, it drops into the toilet, you flush, wash your hands, done. No fuss, no muss, and if you don't use lube, you don't have to do more than wash your hands. Old Jeff posted:The problem with this and the toilet+flush method is this: just because you can't see the spooge doesn't mean it isn't there. Either one of these methods results in baby alligators/ninja turtles/baby ninja 'gators that look like BigHonky... Stinky FuckFace posted:you should probabably just eat it yourself first Afronaut posted:Finkie for the win. Goddamn you I had a vision of 3 or 4 chicks lined up on their knees in front of his tub like swine at a trough. I promptly gigglesnorted. Then was ashamed as my slow brain caught up to your drift. Pancho posted:just clean your loving bathtub so you don't have to show anonymous people on the internet your goddamn semen you disgusting piece of poo poo
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New R/realtionships thread has a new-ish rulePirate Radar posted:Posters: Everything was fine with the thread until the posting grid was shut off by pickless here!
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# ? Jan 21, 2020 19:33 |
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Anora posted:Hillary is kinda like the confederate flag of the dems. It's a giant sign of their loss, but they love waving it around to show off unpopular opinions.
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# ? Jan 22, 2020 00:24 |
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A Very Sexy Baby posted:Klingon TV is full of ads for class-action blood feuds.
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# ? Jan 22, 2020 07:03 |
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cuntman.net posted:star wars obviously. now if you asked who would win in a trek now thats a different story
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# ? Jan 22, 2020 08:20 |
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General Dog posted:I'm lecturing a bunch of 4th graders on the books of the bible tonight, wish me luck (at church where their parents have brought them, not in a place where I've personally rounded them up) General Dog posted:Oof, the fourth graders were a tough crowd tonight swickles posted:God for you on not shying away from an intellectual punch up attempt.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 03:38 |
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90s Cringe Rock posted:practicing tactical entries from the kitchen to the common living area BrutalistMcDonalds posted:they should've probably stuck to tactically maneuvering hot pockets from the microwave to the couch 90s Cringe Rock posted:AH FUCKIN ANTIFA MADE IT TOO HOT Azathoth posted:*burns mouth, screams for evac*
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Black August posted:pale graying creatures of incredible gravity watch on as level 3 armsmaster enacts displeasure on the unruly geometry
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 13:51 |
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do note that the first post is quoting, verbatim, an indictment against some neo-nazis lol
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:18 |
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Krankenstyle posted:do note that the first post is quoting, verbatim, an indictment against some neo-nazis lol when they're inept it's pretty funny yeah
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Kitfox88 posted:when they're inept it's pretty funny yeah So basically cats
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Yinlock posted:and then a cia assassination attempt i assume Rogue Copter Pilot posted:they're going to be as successful as they were with Castro Raccooon posted:They will be spraying the rallys with the heart attack gun. Just mass heart attacks at his rallys. mad.radhu posted:i'm feeling the bern (in my left arm)
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Yes, and have you ever tried to have sex with a bird flying freely around the room? JoshGuitar posted:I'd try, but A) I can't fly, and B) I'd probably hurt the bird
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Your post is blood red in the awful app and I am fairly curious.
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