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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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iyaayas01 posted:

e: So you all should check out this ppt featuring pictures of the Naval Aviation heritage paint schemes. I know there's a couple that aren't depicted there (VX-9's, for starters although that one apparently wasn't an "official" heritage scheme and was just done up by the unit) but it is a pretty good round up. I think my favorite has to be the P-3 scheme that is identical to the scheme that the first P-3s were delivered in.

I've always thought that the Coral Sea-Midway color scheme was baller as gently caress. Simple and stylish like a good suit. The '30s schemes are just plain pimp poo poo, though.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Nebakenezzer posted:

I'm always learnin' stuff in this thread.

Y'know, you'd think (if you didn't know anything about where American politics is right now) it'd be an easy thing in a depressed economy to get money for those sorts of upgrades. American Cons are entirely comfortable with stimulus spending as long as it is on defense (witness a bunch of congressmen actually doing work to make sure 100 new tanks are made, even though several thousand M1s are parked in storage out near Reno.)

In their defense at least part of the reason they keep building new tanks is to keep the production facility in operation so they don't lose the construction specialists.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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StandardVC10 posted:

They're very rare these days. I think they got a namedrop in Goldfinger.

Not a namedrop, but it was the jet at the end of the film that Gert Fröbe got sucked out of.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Picnic Princess posted:

Hey aircraft goons, I saw this at the Kuching airport in Borneo. Anybody know what it is?


Nebakenezzer posted:

I'm going to say a DHC-4 Caribou :canada:

Yeah, that's a Caribou. They're pretty much unmistakable.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Leviathor posted:

I love these post, Neb--your German LTA posts were fantastic, and I'm looking forward to whatever's next. I suggest a fact-check on the Airacobra; I'm pretty sure the first USAAF kill was a P-40 setting alight a Condor's engine, with a P-38 finishing her off.

You mean the first USAAF kill in Europe, right?

But yeah, you're remembering right:

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Aug 1, 2013

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Are autopilots really so good as to be able to fly a plane with a dead crew that far? Assuming they actually found wreckage from 370, that is.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Snowdens Secret posted:

I'm firmly convinced Dulles is the worst airport on the planet

I was going to argue but then I remembered that almost every time I flew between Dulles and Heathrow my luggage invariably arrived a day after I did.

Heathrow is its own brand of misery though.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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You wouldn't think there'd be a wrong way to criticize the F-35, but I'm sure Pierre Sprey managed it somehow.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Living the dream.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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hobbesmaster posted:

I thought all US carriers had free beer/wine in Y on transoceanic flights.

In business/first class yeah.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Captain Postal posted:

I think from the pilot perspective, it wasn't an Airbus design problem at all (if you excuse running primary and backup controls next to each other - which is probably a reasonable thing to do in a non-combat aircraft).

I'm not an aircraft engineer (or any kind of engineer), but no, that's not a reasonable thing to do under any circumstances IMO. If you're designing something that needs a set of backup controls, you drat well keep them as separate as possible from the primaries for exactly the reasons illustrated by QF32.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Tevery Best posted:

What does the GR in British plane names stand for?

Ground Attack/Reconnaissance

There's a whole big list of 'em here.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Snowdens Secret posted:

Former Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney has a theory on how that jetliner went down:



E: The link she includes goes to some Malaysian critcizing Israel, read that as you will

She's the one whose father blamed some nefarious group called the "J-E-W-S" for her losing an election after she assaulted a Capitol policeman asking her for ID.


Pretty sure one of these turned up in a Clive Cussler novel. It might've been the same one that featured the :newlol: Moller Skycar :newlol:

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 06:00 on Jul 20, 2014

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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movax posted:

Was that the one with the neo-Nazis/Fourth Reich/crystal skulls/creating a flood to kill all the ~~lesser races~~/giant-rear end ark ships/secret Antarctic nazi base?

Yes Clive Cussler could have all of those in one book.

Yeah the Nazi Antarctica one had the :laffo: Skycar :laffo: in it, but I can't remember if the 609 was in the same novel.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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VikingSkull posted:

a resurgent Prussia takes the field

e- oh gently caress



Man, that color scheme was so much cooler than today's.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Insert name here posted:

That's a weird way to spell F-15

And this is a weird way to spell F-14.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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iyaayas01 posted:

Well we said "one of the few pictures with anything flying in it"...that implies owning at least a few airplanes capable of flying.

Unlike the FAA.

Literally the RAF's fault.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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iyaayas01 posted:

Tell them the same thing the USAF told the Army* after the C-27 debacle:

Only one service gets to fly fixed wing, and it ain't you

Not my job, actually.

What happened was that the British government was looking for cutbacks, and set their eyes on either the Tornado or the Harrier (which was shared between the RAF and the FAA). Now, before finances went south the plan was to keep the Harrier in service to fly from the new carriers until the F-35B entered service around 2020 or whenever the gently caress LockMart said it would enter service back in the mid-2000s. Why the F-35B, you ask? Because the design phase of the British carrier project was a long, drawn out clusterfuck that started with the ships being CATOBAR (the same configuration, basically, as every last goddamned :911: carrier since the Langley: flat deck, catapults for shooting planes into the air, wires to bring planes to a halt on landing) until some brilliant mind decided to buy the F-35B because OMG STOVL (short take-off, vertical landing), so the carriers were redesigned to have a skiramp in front like the Kuznetsov. Of course by the time they realized this was a stupid loving decision, the ships were already under construction and it was so late in the day it would cost like $10 billion or some horrendous figure to rework them into the sort of carriers that God intended navies to use.

So basically for the Fleet Air Arm it was a case of either keeping the Harrier and sharing them with the RAF, or having no fixed wing air whatsoever. It's not just a question of the pilots not having toys to fly around, either. The maintenance and flight deck crews would be standing around with their thumbs up their asses without the Harrier. Which is bad for keeping up efficiency and competence at doing basic carrier operation stuff. The Fleet Air Arm really, really loving needed the Harrier.

And the government was looking at retiring the Harrier or the Tornado.

Now, guess which aircraft the RAF brass hats all flew for most of their careers? It wasn't the Harrier.

This was around 2010, and the Tornado fleet was at a point where they needed major rebuilding and overhaul, with the sizable price tag such things require. No problem, said the RAF, rehabbing the Tornadoes isn't nearly as expensive as we said it would be. No, really, would we lie to you? Oh gently caress yes.

The British Cabinet buys the rubbish the RAF tells them hook, line, and sinker. Goodbye Harrier. The last ones are sent off to be sold to the Indians or whoever else flies them something like a month before the Arab Spring kicks off, and the British find themselves with no naval air capability but some Apaches.

I heard all of this when I was still an American doing grad school abroad. Got it second hand from my thesis advisor who heard it from the muckity-mucks in the RN.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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I'll never say a bad word about US Air because they saved me from missing the opening of a conference in Galveston I was a speaker at when every other goddamned airline in Newark had no flights to Houston left scheduled for that day.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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BIG HEADLINE posted:

Being in Sigonella, Sicily from 1991 to 1993, the only brand-name ~fast food~ we had access to was a pitiful excuse for a Wendy's on the airfield part of the base. It was shut down twice during the time I was there, and once because the base CO bit into his burger and found still-living maggots in the meat. People still lined up after it was reopened.

Never trust fast food in a place that has lax food preparation and service guidelines, even if it's sitting on "American soil." And to my knowledge, the Wendy's there has now been replaced by a Burger King, which is a bit like replacing 'awful' with 'unconscionable.'

Reminds of what happened to my father at the NSA Naples commissary. He bought some packages of corned beef that turned out to have expired a year before he bought them.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Wingnut Ninja posted:

Going to the Air Force Museum in Dayton tomorrow (finally). Any photo requests?

All the obscure '20s and '30s planes that nobody remembers today and that are all done up in that kickass blue and yellow color scheme.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Inacio posted:

I still dream of one day building either a Long-EZ or an E-Racer. :allears:

e:




my god.

That looks like a plane built to throw James Bond out of.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Nebakenezzer posted:

I'm not sure how much these have improved...





I would bet they haven't. San Francisco-London is still basically 12 hours in the air.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Va-voom.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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It's obviously a turtle without its shell.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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david_a posted:

Did the Soviets/Russia ever ponder replacing the turboprops on the Bear? It seems like the landing gear are already pretty tall so maybe a gigantic modern turbofan would fit? Does Russia even make any suitable engines for a hypothetical replacement? (I assume no Western engines would be considered)

Tu-95 is fine now. Why change?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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david_a posted:

I realize it would never happen for a variety of reasons. There were plans to replace those ancient engines on the B-52; I was just curious if the Russians even daydreamed about it.

Can't find any references to any such projects. Although I'm sure there were probably some what-if rough proposals scrawled on napkins by Tupolev engineers during meetings and lunches and the like, nothing seems to have come of them in any major way. Anyway part of the reason for the turboprops in the first place was to get the maximum operational range out of the plane. Russian jet bombers of the Bear's era were either short-ranged like the Tu-16 or disasters good for propaganda but not war, like the M-4.

By the time better jet engines are available, there's ICBMs to do the heavy nuke-throwing work and no particular need to fiddle with the turboprops because they're already Good Enough for whatever else the Bear does that needs doing. Any proposals to that effect would've been met with "Da, we could comrade, but why bother? Spend on vodka instead." and shoved either into the trash or into archives where they haven't been seen or heard from since.

EDIT: Watch, I'll be proved completely wrong on this by someone.

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Nov 8, 2006

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Nuclear doesn't count. We were talking about replacing the turboprops with jets. Also note that the nuclear-powered Bear would still be using turboprops.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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bitcoin bastard posted:

New coach-sleeper seating class.

I'd definitely fly an airline that shot me full of tranqs before a ten-hour flight.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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holocaust bloopers posted:

The 1950's was a magical period of time where not a single defense contractor or aeronautics bureau was told "No."

Sometimes the loving contractors were the ones to say "No." The Lockheed Suntan being one example.

The link doesn't tell the whole story. The Skunk Works was given close to $100 million to build a supersonic recon aircraft fueled by liquid hydrogen. Kelly Johnson et al produced a sketch design, realized the thing wasn't going to work, and sent back the money. Curtis LeMay's declaration that he wasn't going to put his crews into what amounted to a "loving bomb" probably helped.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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iyaayas01 posted:

lol

A couple MiG-29s were sent on a goodwill trip to Abbotsford for the airshow in the 1989...it was either right before or right after the wall fell. The first picture is taken from the two-seater F-15; the two near contrails are two of the other F-15s, the two far contrails are the two MiG-29s they are on their way to join up with. The second picture is of the F-15s escorting the MiGs into Elmendorf, for a refueling stop on their way to Abbortsford. IIRC the MiGs visited a few other places in the States before heading back to the USSR.

Yeah, I remember seeing them at NAS Norfolk during the '89 airshow.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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iyaayas01 posted:

You know how I've said the photoshop of the Osprey refueling the F-35B is USMC_Aviation.jpg?

That's Naval_Aviation.jpg.

Why they never tried just stripping the guts out of an old Hawkeye or a Greyhound and fitting a gas tank and the usual air refueling geegaws is something I'll never understand.

Like, poo poo dudes, the Air Force figured that out in the 1950s.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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evil_bunnY posted:

But you see, hawkeyes can't STOVL.

Slap another engine on each wingtip and it will.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Four engined aircraft just plain look better.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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iyaayas01 posted:

Regarding wx...

krispykremessuck posted:



:stare:

Yikes.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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CommieGIR posted:

The Atlas: Holding the World Up, one Engine at a time (It takes 3)



Desperate for a 'true' ICBM that worked, funding was poured into Convair to develop a viable design, but it was placed on the back burner until the Soviet test of their H-Bomb caused concern to grow that the Soviets, who now both had an ICBM AND a thermonuclear device, were once again ahead in the race.

Convair responded with a rushed out prototype of the Atlas, a triple engined radio guided ICBM which had an unusual feature: The rocket itself was basically hollow, and the only thing keeping it from collapsing in on itself was the fuel in the tanks and helium space filler provided from a secondary tank during operation. Atlas rockets in storage were filled with helium to pressure to keep the tanks from collapsing in on themselves. This gave the Atlas a unique advantage: By lowering structural weight with the 'balloon' tank design, the Atlas could stage itself into orbit with a 'stage and a half' design, using three engines, two boosters and a main engine (the "sustainer" engine) all fed from a single fuel tank allowed the Atlas to stage into low orbit on a single stage, by cutting the boosters about three quarters of the way up.


Exhausterator:black101:
Here we see a later model Atlas with its built in boosters and sustain engine, the sustainer ran at less than full thrust on takeoff to save fuel but enough thrust to provide roll control and provide thrust to the verniers on the skirts which ran on the same system, later Atlas models did away with the built in boosters for separate boosters that could be jettisoned.
NOTE: The Atlas A propotype only had the boosters, the sustainer was not present.

Atlas showing Vernier control rockets and main engine sequence.

The Atlas was tested as the Atlas A which had two engines, it was not without difficulty and the failure rate for initial Atlas launches was high due to the rushed nature of the missile design
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCkxMtANMXQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDDHO5LEZEE


"This end toward ground. Light Fuse and Get Away. Rocket with Loud Report"


"That's not gone well"

Despite the multiple failures and setbacks, the Atlas was redesigned and would go on to become the mainstay of the initial NASA program due to its flexible design and payload allowances, replacing the Redstone Rocket in the mercury program and basically being taken by NASA and redesigned into one of its most successful launch vehicles



Fun fact! WD-40's first use was as a corrosion resistant coating for the body of the Atlas, as the entire body was unpainted stainless steel.

The Titan: Just in case the Atlas blows up again...

Reminds me of the story that veteran astronauts called the Saturn an old man's rocket because the liftoff was pretty gentle compared to the Atlas and the Titan boosters. Difference between a purpose-built launch vehicle and converted ICBMs, I guess.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

David Hartman was right, that nosewheel strut was mushy!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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The PC-12 looks like a Super King Air someone kitbashed because they lost one of the engines.

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Nov 8, 2006

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Ola posted:

Lamentably cumbersome reality:



I'm imagining this plane speaking in a Gilbert Gottfried voice.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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I'm the one on the left.

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