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cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

I am in posted:

oooh, I meant to ask in the other thread about semantic web but it got closed

is the future semantic web going to let me open my phone and see both facebook AND twitter in the same list?

cos that would really be something

I bet it will make use of some really amazing languages

wp7 does this already hth

# ¿ Apr 25, 2012 23:13

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 07:32

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

Janin posted:

she would be way back in line, with all of google engineering up in front.

half of us basically converted to thunderbird/mail.app overnight

thunderbird is just so bad

# ¿ Apr 29, 2012 04:33

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

i tried sparrow but it cant cope with threads with more than like 200 emails without either fragmenting them or locking up

# ¿ Apr 29, 2012 07:24

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

when can i just use python instead of javascript

# ¿ May 7, 2012 23:06

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

tef posted:

http://nodephp.org/

no. no..

# ¿ May 19, 2012 13:20

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

everyone please stop writing perl

# ¿ May 24, 2012 09:03

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

Casao posted:

no

ok good discussion

every perl i have ever seen has been incomprehensible soup

# ¿ May 24, 2012 11:04

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

MEAT TREAT posted:

I never used it after school

Really liked Cal 3 and Diff Eq, fun stuff.

yeah me too. also the advanced circuits classes that used that stuff frequently

# ¿ Jun 2, 2012 09:24

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

Necc0 posted:

ask me about having an academic adviser who couldn't speak english and telling me to take diff eq the same semester as calc 1

she was eventually fired and i had to take an extra two years of college!! yes!

my first calc course has PDEs sorry about your pre-university education

# ¿ Jun 3, 2012 01:26

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

TiMBuS posted:

a rly fuckin nice web framework thing im currently using is perl w/ mojolicious. if youre tired of an epically bad language like php, try it out

looks cool. reminds me of flask

# ¿ Jul 8, 2012 13:19

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

Shaggar posted:

there are no good linux text editors. they all suck. vim is poo poo and emacs is poo poo

# ¿ Jul 17, 2012 14:49

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

multigl posted:

I'm loving sentry and raven for python.

how did i not know about this

# ¿ Jul 23, 2012 11:41

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

I am in posted:

and what's with every research language having a hardon for overloading the EqualsOrGreaterThan operator?

why does c++ apparently bitshift cout() by "some string" what a terrible idea. apparently it's an 'insertion operation' gently caress you c++

# ¿ Jul 31, 2012 09:49

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

TiMBuS posted:

today i dusted off an old gui script that wasnt working and made it work again. this is what it does:

which one of us accomplished less?

awesome

# ¿ Aug 5, 2012 08:04

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

TiMBuS posted:

thanks

# ¿ Aug 5, 2012 09:00

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

vapid cutlery posted:

i can see people having huge ideological wars about templating systems and how far the template's responsibility goes

http://lucumr.pocoo.org/2010/12/5/not-so-stupid-template-languages/

# ¿ Aug 5, 2012 10:31

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

rotor posted:

its suited to me not having to learn php

same but i'm doing everything in my power to avoid learning javascript. compile python to javascript eery day

# ¿ Aug 16, 2012 09:28

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

i lied i haven't tried that yet

# ¿ Aug 16, 2012 09:28

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

Python code:

@JSVar("jQuery")
def ready():
    jQuery('h1').click(on_click)

@JSVar("jQuery", "Math.random", "Math.floor")
def on_click():
    if jQuery('#when_clicked').html():
        r = Math.floor(Math.random() * 255)
        g = Math.floor(Math.random() * 255)
        b = Math.floor(Math.random() * 255)
        color = "rgb(%d, %d, %d)" %(r,g,b)
        jQuery('#when_clicked').attr('style', 'background-color: ' + color)
    else:
        jQuery('#when_clicked').html("you clicked it!")

jQuery(ready)

# ¿ Aug 16, 2012 13:11

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

Meiwaku posted:

Walked over to the new hire's desk and watched him try and code C in notepad.exe
Wanted to cry

used to code c in nano/pico due to that's how my intro to c course was taught. gently caress you intro to c course. also c.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2012 09:59

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

Jonny 290 posted:

we have db people anyawys. im doing weekend poo poo so i get all the mistakes out without a paycheck being on the line

have you considered python and sqlalchemy hope this helps

# ¿ Aug 29, 2012 08:03

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

Symbolic Butt posted:

why do people even bother trying to program python on windows

because installing a new os just for writing some scripts is p dumb

# ¿ Sep 1, 2012 04:23

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

vapid cutlery posted:

usleep

microsleeps are dangerous and another reason humans should never drive cars

# ¿ Sep 15, 2012 02:53

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

EVGA Longoria posted:

sublime text 2 owns so much i bought a license

i'm tempted. tell me your favorite things about sublimetext2 so i discover new features thanks

# ¿ Sep 17, 2012 12:33

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

sublime text 2 for simple stuff / your own code and pycharms for other people's code

# ¿ Oct 8, 2012 21:47

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

getter/setters are the worst

# ¿ Nov 1, 2012 00:07

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

TONSIL HOCKEY posted:

i have thrown in the towel

i literally transfer my code to windows to use the windows github application to commit. it owns and it's not full of spergy bullshit like command line git (oh you're NOT using ssh to commit these changes? well you have some spergy bullshit to do my friend!)

git is pretty spergy by itself i don't think you can get away from that

# ¿ Nov 1, 2012 00:09

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

i'm learning haskell :3:

# ¿ Nov 22, 2012 08:15

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

WHOIS John Galt posted:

i like thrad

# ¿ Nov 26, 2012 12:16

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

Jonny 290 posted:

lol

i guess i should not put in temporary things like this
code:
my $ftp = Net::FTP->new($site) or warn "this aint' happen" && die  ;

lol perl is so ugly

also ftp in tyool2012

# ¿ Nov 29, 2012 22:16

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

i have a pretty good experience with xaml until i tried to make my app look native

then the visual difference between wpf and whatever people program windows in C or C++ and say hwnd a lot use was pretty obvious and glaring

# ¿ Dec 3, 2012 22:27

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

well you see if you use swing you can make your apps looks terrible and sickly grey and purple across all platforms

# ¿ Dec 3, 2012 22:33

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

Jonny 290 posted:

perl's a good hammer if you need to drive nails
its poo poo for gui or efficiency stuff

but it is really does seem to be the best glue code language out there

i had to replace some perl glue code due to changed requirements, i did it with python and it was 4x as fast and way more readable hth

basically taking some netflow data, doing some massaging and shoving it into a database, pretty straightforward stuff too. sqlalchemy was way quicker than raw sql in the perl code for some reason

# ¿ Dec 5, 2012 11:28

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

rotor posted:

which means that this:

    map (λ x: x, [1,2,3])

    def foo(e, a):
        if e ∈ [1,2,3] ∧ �a:
            return √(π)
        else:
            return ∑([1,2,3])

is more legible than this

    map (lambda x: x, [1,2,3])

    def foo(e, a):
        if e in [1,2,3] and not a:
            return math.sqrt(math.pi)
        else:
            return sum([1,2,3])

omg i love it

# ¿ Dec 20, 2012 09:24

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

tef posted:

have you seen pdf.js ?

they tried to use svg but it was slower than canvas and they'd have to reimplement text selection atop

https://people.mozilla.com/%7Ecjones/PDF.js-mozilla-vision-japan-2012.pdf

loool

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# ¿ Dec 27, 2012 04:43

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

so with all the erlang chat are there any open source pbx/telephone things actually written in erlang that are good?

I found this bad boy, yxa, but it appears no one actually uses it or it's very unpopular

# ¿ Dec 28, 2012 07:26

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

Malcolm XML posted:

rust's cool, it's memory model is a step forward but the syntax is garbage

rust's syntax is about the least intuitive thing I've seen

# ¿ Dec 29, 2012 08:43

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

Shaggar posted:

wpf replaced windows forms. its xaml

the ~~data binding~~ is nice i like that part

# ¿ Dec 31, 2012 03:16

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

tef posted:

shameless self promotion, but i've put another mechanically recovered post up

about spolsky

http://programmingisterrible.com/post/39726288528/hungarian-notation-security-by-anecdote

atwood, you're next.

noice

# ¿ Jan 5, 2013 10:32

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 07:32

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

lol at being mad at python because you can't use your ~~unique handcrafted formatting~~

# ¿ Jan 13, 2013 03:10

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