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Corn Thongs posted:Whoa! Yes that is totally wrong, wear underwear always at all times. Corn Thongs.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2013 03:14 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:34 |
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Bag of Hamsters posted:I was so angry about the whole peeing standing up thing that I taught myself how to write my name in the snow. I want to believe this involves an amazing acrobatic performance rather than just some careful direction
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2013 16:13 |
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*several minutes of backflips and cartwheels, revealing a copy of the SCUM manifesto in the snow*
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2013 16:18 |
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what are the health effects of having no ovaries, aside from infertility? like I know that losing your balls increases a dude's chance of getting certain cancers by a grillion percent
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2013 16:24 |
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Espy posted:men are fine with it usually since they still have a hole to gently caress lmao no
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2013 02:54 |
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it might be true of really young guys I guess but everybody's bad at sex in their teens/early twenties
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2013 02:56 |
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man dating a clingy octopus would be the worst, imagine how many texts it could send at once
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 09:02 |
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Fruity Gordo posted:my cat never tried to kill my duck either! she killed everything else, I saw her pounce on a brown snake once and freaked the gently caress out cats are naturally resistant to most snake and spider venoms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwtxcWVhAWI just another reason cats own
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2013 19:48 |
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Fruity Gordo posted:cats are the best their kidneys are so efficient that they can safely drink seawater catfacts itt
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2013 19:53 |
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Wildlife Analysis posted:ugh cats
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2013 20:14 |
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going back to rooming after living alone sucks, you miss all the little things like not having to put on a robe when you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2013 20:30 |
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detectivemonkey posted:Whenever I wear a scarf or a hat and leave the house I just imagine everyone I walk by judging my scarf or hat. It makes grocery shopping difficult. But it makes me unintentionally act way fancier. you know how when you're at the supermarket you don't give a gently caress about any of the strangers there as long as they aren't getting in your way or making your shopping more difficult that's how they all feel about you too
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2013 00:38 |
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Pick posted:actually i judge the outfits of people i see at the supermarket all the time and have been known to be generally meaner to people with dumb hats wow, rude.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2013 01:02 |
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are lab rats used for different things than lab mice
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2013 01:25 |
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Pick posted:"My Screw Up" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u3KAaU7kFs
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2013 02:16 |
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Pick posted:two words he's cool but I can't see him as anything except his character in the mummy also I occasionally get him and nathan fillion confused
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2013 02:53 |
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Pick posted:I grew up picking blueberries on a blueberry farm. You'd think I'd be sick of them by now but I never ever ever get sick of blueberries. I get sick of how much they cost (even frozen)
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2013 01:00 |
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actually zevran's real lame and annoying, shale and wynne are cool though
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2013 01:31 |
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Pick posted:I think it's really sad some people can't muster a hard-on after two months with someone they care about whereas I can gently caress someone I first dated at a Rainforest Cafe. penises are fickle sometimes, check your nodick privilege
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2013 05:40 |
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JR ANTI SEX LEAGUE posted:heavenly creatures was so good, it makes me sad now ;( it is but I can't handle the murder scene, it's so horrible
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2013 08:35 |
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boom boom boom posted:i can't stand beer nerds coffee nerds
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2013 09:50 |
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Pick posted:My mud mask makes me look like Jim Carrey in The Mask https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLZQ_xQEHGY
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2014 07:25 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:I dislike most fantasy novels but China Mieville writes some really great female characters, plus his books are just a lot of fun
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2014 22:34 |
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VendaGoat posted:
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2014 23:02 |
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more pics of ur cat please
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2014 06:30 |
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I never joke about cats
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2014 06:33 |
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it should be bannable to mention a cat you own without posting photos
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2014 06:39 |
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he's so majestic black cats best cats
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2014 06:42 |
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poopkitty posted:I will, I am at work and on a Win95 machine. Any requests? I'm not above dressing him for photo shoots. a teacosy on his head. bonus points if he looks unimpressed
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2014 06:52 |
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Pick posted:I know! And I don't know what you call a true biscuit in the UK. scones?
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2014 08:11 |
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iirc there's a bit where vimes is described as loving "little crunchy brown bits, the food group of the gods" so that picture seems about right
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2014 08:46 |
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pick has an illegal collection of poached ivory
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2014 02:16 |
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Pick posted:friendzone them with a dead monotreme. that happens to every guy at some point, it's just a part of growing up
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2014 02:38 |
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Pick posted:By the way, we are definitely bringing the mammoth back. I'm confident that will happen within a few short decades. what would we do with them mammoth fur blankets?
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2014 17:36 |
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they're going to turn out to be intelligent like elephants and get really sad in captivity and we'll basically be huge dicks for bringing them back
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2014 17:50 |
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VanSandman posted:You don't. Frogs will eat anything they can fit in their mouth. Enjoy explaining to your neighbor why their cat's collar is ringing from inside your frog. pretty sure a cat would own a cat-sized frog in a fight
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2014 17:55 |
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Pick posted:Pleistocene Park is already set up in Siberia for them if they are made. It's their ideal habitat and very large. neat.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2014 18:00 |
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a dozen swans posted:Look at all of you trying desparately to pretend Pleistocene New Zealand megafauna weren't the best megafauna. An entire ecology dominated by birds! Bird apex predators! Fuckin' moas! New Zealand had it going on. Haast's Eagle was loving terrifying
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2014 18:35 |
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Torka posted:Haast's Eagle was loving terrifying Moas were a flightless bird that was 12 feet tall and weighed over 500 pounds (230 kg) this eagle hunted them
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2014 18:43 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:34 |
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Pick posted:weirdest thing is that it was like 1/3 men is this weird because it's high or because it's low
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2014 06:25 |