UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

You're a woman now

boom boom boom posted:

Pick posted:

thanks chap

The Brown Menace posted:

anybody show some love for lingonberries

Pick posted:

i'm so happy GBS has bled just enough into e/n that we're allowed to say often times poly relationships end in fire

Pick posted:

I've never met a poly relationship where at least one couple didn't form and break off, and usually not the couple that went in

ergo poly situations catalyze relationship reactions and precipitate different products

and the couch is covered in jizzzzzz

Pick posted:

i did but it was a super good deal

also i bought it from an engineer so i doubt it's more than one jizzman of spooge

Shannonmcn posted:

He WAS a Methodist, so maybe in the past but not anymore, apparently. And no. Also before this she had never gone 2 weeks without sexytimes for like 6 years, she's a goddess and I hate to see her sad. Also he sits like 2 desks away from me in work so solutions I can send on a post-it are optimal.

Shannonmcn posted:

He is super into cricket and tigers, is that gay? EDIT: Also he is a super virgin.

Pick posted:

what's the least socially acceptable place folk here have bonered?

Pick posted:

legolas has to stay chaste for ghimli

Pick posted:

you may be cursed

Pick posted:

there's that prison rape one that was all the rage after i was gone. what the gently caress was it called. undergrand hotel?

Pick posted:

unless i love them or something but what are the odds, i'm kind of a huge bitch

Pick posted:

my mom keeps sending me united nude shoes. I can walk in them but my god i cannot run

e:



she gave me these, they're the hardest poo poo ever to dance in

Pick posted:

united nude is a p. good brand, goober

Crow Jane posted:

You could maybe turn your sack into a wasp's nest, then wasps could shoot out when you do

Crow Jane posted:

I'd imagine it would probably be effective birth control, too. You might not get a lot of second dates, though

boom boom boom posted:

The chick on the left is a necromancer, and apparently the artist always draws necromancers as large breasted women, as opposed to the traditional image of the necromancer, a withered old man, explicitly to flip the thing on it's head, make necromancy more about life than death.

VanSandman posted:

watch a documentary about temple grandin, she was a pretty cool mild-sid-of-the-spectrum autist who invented them.

not making fun of temple grandin she is a p cool v smart lady

Shannonmcn posted:

Those dudes never made me think about spiders in my vag, let's be honest.

I do actually think spiders are cuter than before thanks to ladythread

vaguely posted:

he's all 'why hello there oh gently caress no it's you *slam*'

noooooooooo
yesterday I thought I had accidentally drowned a little jumping spider while I was showering so I scooped his limp body out of the bath and sat him on the windowsill and when I went back later he wasn't there any more so he must have made a magical recovery
always postin bout the spiders in my bathroom

GNU Order posted:

A box which hugs or a box in which you hug?

Avshalom posted:

iirc a hugbox is an actual invention patented for people with autism who like being squeezed but don't like physical contact with other humans, it's an enclosed person-sized chamber that they fit into and it compresses them equally from all sides

Chiba City Blues posted:

that's a weird looking box hugger

detectivemonkey posted:

Oh yeah! My husband made me dry-erase labels for my our dry goods:



There are more cute ones but they aren't in place yet

vaguely posted:

doo do dooo, oh look there's a new post in the chemistry thread I wonder what it
aagghhhh
AAAGGHHHHHH
somebody thought it was a good idea to put hydrofluoric acid in their bum
why would you think that
WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT


(it's not a goon who did it, although I wouldn't be surprised if it was, it's just a link to a medical journal from 1993)
(also the answer is cocaine)

bathroom sounds posted:

There was a girl a few years ago who stuck her hands in a bucket of plaster of paris thinking she could make a cast of them.

Thora posted:

If the acid has a large flared base will that make it ok?

Fisticuffs posted:

West coasters

You can't get a snow day in Indiana unless you get 8" minimum and most times when that happens you just get to enjoy a really dangerous commute to work.