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"Guys care about looks girls don't, otherwise the hideous beast (dad) never would have been able to marry the HB8 (mom)." "Aw, he called me cute."
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Midnight Moth posted:Slylock Fox That magic staff has the largest runic gem I've ever seen on a staff He yelled at the fish "HEY, are you a freshwater fish or saltwater?" Alternatively, he takes a beaker of the water and tries to freeze it. If it freezes at a lower temperature than 0 C, it's an ocean. Unless they are at a high altitude, which may be the case if they are at a lake on a mountain.
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Pidmon posted:USE [Hot Wax] ON BUBBLING POTION Inflammable means flammable? What a country! GET YE FLASK
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My company (small retailer under a big corporation) basically sent out a memo saying "We know Microsoft is cutting out XP, but upgrading all our systems would be a pain in the rear end for our IT department so instead we're going to buy a perpetual service contract from Microsoft so they will support XP just for us, forever." I'd be willing to bet nearly all businesses with corporate components will have an identical service contract. (Fun fact: Large portions of the memo were in Comic Sans)
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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz  Pictured: 'Six-round' revolver I notice a lot of Danger's evildoers are women when the choice comes up.  Bonus 
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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz "Welp, you're a murderer, cya later shitlords I'M OUT" Are soundproof booths that soundproof? Guns are stupid loud.
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Probably Magic posted:"You'ld" What's wrong with that? What is the word you'ld've used?
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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz I mean, I got this one only because I was thinking like a crazy person.
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I was sure it was #3, since painting takes a longass time and you can't buy fruit and have most of a painting in the same afternoon (starting at 3 PM+)
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The lower eyelid and both eyebrows being placed/used randomly makes me think everyone's drunk, or at least the artist is.
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Uh pretty sure it's Quailman headgear
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Jul 31, 2014 02:02
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Manuel Calavera posted:Dilbert I got Randy by reading this comic 
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Jul 31, 2014 17:15
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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz So it's not the first guy who has a shitload of trash despite no clients for a week, AND a coffee carafe that he could have poisoned? E: And no hat at all.
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Hel posted:I know Holbrook is a nerd but is the barcode actually valid and if so what does it mean? I would be extremely surprised if you could get any sort of valid barcode from just 11 vertical lines. Edit: Maybe a 2-digit number, barcodes are designed to be read forward and backward, with 'backward' characters having a different bar than forward (so a backward 5 is different than just mirroring 5) E2 Plus a 'check' digit, where you add all the numbers together so the reader knows it has read right So the number '123' would have bars for 1,2,3,b3,b2,b1,6. Most characters are multiple bars (like morse code) as well. Evilreaver fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Aug 23, 2014 |
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Wanamingo posted:Nancy 
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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz So, fingerprints on the ladder? Gunpowder residue on the corpse's hand? Left-handed pliers? Eh. Nope, when the getaway driver heard the gunshot, he booked for the border, never to be seen again.
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 Since when? Is this something new? I slap  s on the grill pretty much as soon as I light it.At worst, we're terrible cooks.
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Green Intern posted:They're just asking for the bird to constantly squawk out the victim's dying words. BRAWWK "Who brings a parrot to a murder?!" BRAAWWK
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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz "Hmm, slow day today. Hey! Hey you over there! Do you have an embarrassing story to tell??"
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Hmm I find fictional characters can do many things that real people are unable to do
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Midnight Moth posted:Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids No glass on the ground inside, Slylock broke out his own window for the insurance money. :dangersay:
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I don't think Luann is going for a moral or anything. This is just "Look at this thing that has happened, there is a punchline in the last panel". There is no message, just a pun and a 'take statement literally'.
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It's the only pair of doors in the world without handles on both doors, it seems
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Johnny Walker posted:F Minus She's not using a crystal ball That fortune teller makes her living looking deep into Uranus
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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz This is clearly a double-framejob, he moved all his art supplies to the left to throw Danger off, but made a blunder: If he's so left-handed, why is he opening the drawer with his right? E: Deliberate, well-planned, single shot fired kills target. Definitely the work of someone who doesn't own a gun.
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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz Wait so does this woman roam the streets with a cup of sugar looking for people to loan it to?
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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz "Aha! You've been to a shooting range lately!" "Yea? I checked in and everything--" "Case closed! Book 'im, Alfie!" :smuggodanger: edit: Okay I misread that, I thought he picked up the suspects from 'has been at the shooting range today' list.
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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz So it definitely wasn't the gardener, who also had grassy shoes?
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WindyMan posted:Pointing a gun at an armored truck with bulletproof windows will surely get those inside to give up! Hell, an armored truck can probably just plow right over the Dangermobile without particular effort.
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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz Ok yes a car hit him hard enough to throw him but not hard enough to break skin anywhere, that's some pro-tier police work
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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz Ah yes, this 'professional' tow-truck-guy out in the middle of bumfuck Dirtroadsville doesn't know his exotic high-end sports cars!
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Indolent Bastard posted:Retail This is, no joke, like 90% word-for-word the training I got regarding Amber Alerts at my old retail job. "See a suspicious person carrying a child matching the description of a child reported missing thirty seconds ago? Watch him go to the door and that's it! Don't you DARE follow him outside to see what car he's driving!"
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Manuel Calavera posted:Dilbert  There's always a good reason for cake 
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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz I instantly recognize you as a hitman, so I'm going to put you within knife-fighting range of my ward. Inspector Danger: Competent Cop E: I need to kill a man, so I'm going to use a cover profession I have not seen in the wild for nearly 25 years or more, and is in fact so rare that I didn't notice its literal total absence for 5 years. Hitman: Good At Things Evilreaver fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Jun 23, 2015 |
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Kliban Don't get rides on your own supply
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Julet Esqu posted:Luann I read this as "I'm the new Ra, the Sun God"
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Manuel Calavera posted:Bizarro Just head down to the shelter and pick up a new bitch, what's the trouble?
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