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Just popping in to say I used to make toasted cheese and ham and pineapple sandwiches all the time with my George Foreman grill and they were pretty great, totally recommended. Would chop the pineapple up in bits to spread the juice around and make sure it cooked evenly and whatnot. Oh and as to the main thing, 31, virgin, intending to remain so until my wedding night, I don't remember the rest of the questions. The side topic about toasted cheese sandwiches was more interesting TBH.
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Nessa posted:May I ask why? Well see I disagree with both your initial thinking and your eventual conclusion.
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Feb 27, 2014 20:52
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Shannonmcn posted:If you want to wait then wait and find someone else who also wants to wait, just don't be a judgey weirdo about it. Same goes for not waiting, you judgey weirdos. Looking at this thread, I don't know how you'd come by the conclusion that those choosing to wait are the judgey weirdos.
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Feb 28, 2014 06:46
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Synonymous posted:All I wanna know is do people who wait until marriage masturbate all the dang time or is there some serious Zen bullshit going on there? No to both I guess but varying mileages whatever.
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Mar 1, 2014 06:14
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12gauge posted:It really does. Why are you conflating not having sex with not socialising with people?
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Mar 2, 2014 01:03
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serious norman posted:where your mom goes I dunno, I think it would be super awkward trying to pick up at the bar my mum was at.
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Mar 2, 2014 12:19
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I still don't understand what the actual theory is that he was espousing. Was it something about unattractive guys can't have sex because all the attractive guys have been having sex with all the girls, and no having sex with less attractive girls (like grandmas) doesn't count? Unprobate Zergfluids, this question must be answered! Hey does this also mean that girls who have sex with unattractive guys are still virgins as that wouldn't count either?
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Mar 3, 2014 08:40
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Agent Kool-Aid posted:Post your favorite sandwiches, please. Well I previously mentioned that I like ham, cheese and pineapple toasted sandwiches, but another thing I like is a croissant with ham and cheese in the middle, heated up. (I usually used a microwave because I am lazy and impatient, but I've purchased them from places that do grilled ones or something which were also nice.)
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Mar 3, 2014 08:45
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That does not sound like a very nice sandwich, but I respect your right to enjoy your terrible sandwich.
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Mar 3, 2014 09:15
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[TELL] me about your favourite sandwich
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Mar 3, 2014 09:47
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I'm pretty unattractive (my picture's floating around somewhere and is a semi frequent flyer in those ugly goons threads, I'm not reposting it) but I have had girlfriends before, and part of the reason I'm still a virgin as previously stated is that I've decided to remain so until I get married.
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Mar 3, 2014 21:02
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Mordecai Sanchez posted:I don't get why dudes who haven't lost their virginity yet by their 30s or 40s don't just take a weekend trip to Nevada and enjoy the services of a (legal) prostitute. Just loving get it over with. When I lost mine at 20, I had put so much pressure on myself to finally get laid, so it when it happened it was such a goddamn relief. Mostly because I realized how NOT big a deal it was. Mordecai Sanchez posted:Is it? How much pride does a guy who gave up on ever having sex really have? Depends on their reasons for virginity and their desires in terms of relationships/sex I guess. Even leaving aside my own situation, there's plenty of people for whom sex outside of a relationship doesn't really hold that much interest. And in more direct answer to your last question, as much as he wants I guess, because some people don't tie their self worth into their sexual activity. Also, you know how at weddings or functions or whatever how they always have those plates of sandwiches? I wish there were fewer sandwiches with zucchini or tomato. Those are two sandwich ingredients that will never be of interest to me. Turkey with cranberry sauce is cool, though.
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Mar 4, 2014 12:50
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chamois posted:Just had sex -- Please cross me off the adult virgin list. THanks. How biologically desirable was your partner? It may not count. Also thinking back I guess homosexual or lesbian sex probably doesn't count because something something biological I dunno.
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Mar 5, 2014 06:45
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Forceholy posted:Eh, look at the bright side. There's a rumor on the internet that if you reach the age of 30 as a virgin, you gain magical wizardly powers. This is definitely more than just a rumour. I can levitate.
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Mar 6, 2014 08:20
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Aferisan posted:As a regular sex haver I have questions for virgoons. Do you think your upper body strength will significantly play a role in not smothering your date in your body folds when you top? I'm on the lower end of the 'healthy' range on the BMI scale thingie.
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Mar 7, 2014 14:05
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Whatever Rasputin, you're not my dad, I don't have to have casual sex just because you tell me to. Ugh I'm going to my room.
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Mar 8, 2014 12:40
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Sexgun Rasputin posted:i was just pointing out that a bunch of virgoons have statements attached to the end of their manifestos and the basic gist is usually some kind of passive aggressive apology for not being able to just gently caress some rando skank like all the other mundanes. i get why they do it it's just a silly attitude that will actively sabotage you I have plenty of friends who decided to wait until they were married until they had sex and a lot of them are now married and presumably having sex. I also have plenty of friends who decided to have as much premarital sex as they wanted and a lot of them are now married and having sex. (And also a lot of them are unmarried and having sex.) A small percentage of each type of relationship has ended. None of the stances appear to have 'shot themselves in the foot'. Basically the fact that you had premarital sex and that's worked just fine and dandy for you doesn't make you a massive expert on how having sex and relationships works for every person ever is what I'm getting at here.
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Mar 9, 2014 04:14
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Sexgun Rasputin posted:chill out chairchucker i'm just saying that pretending like you're too precious for casual sex when you don't have the choice is an unhealthy self deception, when one should be honest with themselves to find the path to happiness. it's another "hi i'm a bitter virgin" hallmark like the dudes complaining about gold diggers on okc. I'm pretty chilled out, I'm just disagreeing with you on some points is all.
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Mar 9, 2014 04:34
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Katana Gomai posted:Sexual compatibility is such a huge loving part of a healthy relationship that refusing to address it until you're married is a giant red flag to anyone not insane/religious. If I met a girl and she would tell me to put a ring on it before we can see if we even function together as adults, I'd sever immediately. Your anecdotal evidence is pointless. You're right, the anecdotal evidence being offered by the people in here is much better than my anecdotal evidence. Actually though, there's no evidence to support what anyone here is saying about sexual compatibility. As someone mentioned earlier, the studies actually point in the opposite direction WRT premarital sex/no premarital sex and its effect on a marriage's longevity, although as also mentioned, this may be a case of correlation and causality not matching up due to the demographics involved.
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Mar 10, 2014 06:53
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Kinda covered that although that's a fairly incomplete understanding of both things. The main point though was that there is zero evidence to support the apparent popular opinion that if you get married before having sex you're probably dooming yourself to a life with someone who doesn't want to have the same kind of sex you do and will be miserable and horny for the rest of your life.
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Mar 10, 2014 07:17
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Katana Gomai posted:Diggin' all the sex advice from the virgins ITT That's not what my post was but OK.
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Mar 10, 2014 07:42
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Sexgun Rasputin posted:did you ever hear that song by the band bush "the chemicals between us" I'm not sure, the name doesn't ring a bell and the video's not available in my country, well that's a shame.
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Mar 10, 2014 12:09
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I decided to look up Gay Bar and Danger High Voltage by Electric Six instead because I find them to be a better band, and I thoroughly enjoyed listening to them. Well, good music chat y'all.
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Mar 10, 2014 12:22
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amarantinesky posted:Are you sure this isn't the reason you are uninterested in heterosexual intercourse? I'm not though? (SRSLY though those songs are thoroughly good)
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Mar 11, 2014 07:05
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Somaen posted:I don't mean this in a nasty way, but if your hobbies are still mainly computer games (and politics), you aren't a treasure for women and should think about lowering your standards. I'm not so sure it's about considering oneself a 'treasure for women' as much as not wanting to form a relationship with someone who may have serious ideological differences that would cause unnecessary tension.
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Mar 15, 2014 01:02
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It could also just be a personal turnoff. Different people like different things sometimes I hear.
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Mar 17, 2014 06:51
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And the op's probated so we can't even tell if they're able to take advantage of the very informative data we've provided.
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Mar 18, 2014 11:07
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Killer Queen posted:It's very easy to meet men/women who you want to date and want to date you as long as you're experiencing existing social relationships and venture outside of your basement regularly. This is actually not true though, there are a myriad of reasons (many expressed in this thread) that people might find it easy to form social relationships and not find it easy to form romantic ones. EDIT: Myriad's the wrong word, I should've just said 'lots'. Let's pretend I did that.
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Veryslightlymad posted:It's a bit of a jump to reconcile the rear end in a top hat argument "Real men don't make excuses" with the equally rear end in a top hat argument that because you have a disease, you're never going to have nice things. This is a pretty good post IMO. Some people earlier were making points like "If you're not having sex you're probably literally insane, because there are people in the world with big problems who have sex" or "it is very easy to form romantic relationships if you're not some weirdo basement dweller, because there exist in the world people who are unattractive or have anxiety or whatevs who have romantic relationships," and I kind of got the impression (although I may be incorrect) that ejstheman was, in part, arguing specifically against those points of view. Motherfucker posted:Does gay sex count as losing your virginity if you're straight and just settled since you're cripplingly afraid of women? Your username makes me think you might've asked a similar but slightly different question, to which I think the general response would be 'no, that's basically an own goal.'
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Mar 20, 2014 08:46
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AStrangeDuelist posted:Being a virgin isn't a good look. It's a 'look' now? Are virgins required to wear matching shirts or something, where you live? EDIT: Also yeah, G-Shocks are great.
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Mar 23, 2014 05:07
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The Real Foogla posted:but alas, he only fucks mothers Something I've always wondered; does the word imply someone has sex with mothers in general, or with their own mother, or with the mother of the person addressing them as such? I feel like I need context.
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Mar 25, 2014 14:40
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Motherfucker posted:
Now that's just rude, I wasn't being judgmental about your penchant for mothers, there was no need to lash out at me like that.
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Mar 25, 2014 20:51
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I don't think fedoras are actually hated, it's just been noted that there is a high correlation between the wearing of fedoras and the holding of opinions like yours.
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Mar 30, 2014 02:24
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ZergFluid posted:
That might be why you don't like them I guess, but the overwhelming response from this thread at least doesn't fit with your narrative.
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Mar 30, 2014 03:44
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Isn't 'the game' that PUA rubbish or something?
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Mar 30, 2014 20:57
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There was some conversation earlier about how there are some gay guys don't really do the whole anal sex thing either, just oral or whatever. But if penises gross you out or whatever, there's an outside chance that you're just not gay.
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Mar 31, 2014 21:03
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:As someone who doesn't watch any sports I'll just note that I, too, do not enjoy getting up in the morning. I do anyway, because I have things I need to accomplish most days. I think maybe he's projecting a bit; if you don't live a life of leisure, you get up in the mornings because you need to get poo poo done and its more convenient than waking up immediately before whatever it is you have to do. This is part of being a functioning adult and has little to do with hobbies, its just something you do. Your hobbies should come during the times when you don't have poo poo to take care of and should probably include things you actually do, rather than things you watch other people do, no matter what it is that you are doing and/or watching other people do. I dunno, I find waking up as late as possible to leave the minimum amount of time needed to get all my stuff done before work pretty convenient.
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Apr 3, 2014 11:03
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:I wonder if lack of adult capability in this translates to lack of capability elsewhere in your life? Oh wait... But I'm very capable at my job so I don't know what this is in reference to. Maybe you're for some reason thinking that your personal schedule is the only and best schedule to hold. It's a pretty stupid thing to think.
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Apr 4, 2014 06:44
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ArbitraryC posted:Wait is he basically trying to justify rape by saying it's no worse than those sluts not sleeping with him in the first place? What a convenient worldview: If they want to sleep with him, he sleeps with them, if they don't want to sleep with him, he sleeps with them. Either way he gets laid. If someone's involuntarily poor, they're also allowed to rob people who don't give them money when they ask.
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The Whole Internet posted:
So how was he in bed?
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