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Preechr
May 19, 2009

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bubbles depo posted:

His next post is even better.

http://sto-forum.perfectworld.com/showpost.php?p=16603131&postcount=56

He's a true predator you guys, and the other players are dumb prey who embrace change.

STO Season 9: True predators everywhere :pedo:

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Preechr
May 19, 2009

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Morglon posted:

unless the shield is really good


Preechr
May 19, 2009

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Korgan posted:

You're in.


Further follow up on that Diligram hack, looks like there's some Germans claiming we must be hackers because we kick the poo poo out of them in pvp so clearly we also hacked the website. Google translate is pretty lovely, any native speakers able to give a run down or weigh in and tell them they're idiots? http://sto-forum.de.perfectworld.eu/showthread.php?s=c3423f145517e65b92b57462d6ea7b57&p=4801472#post4801472

Have railrokh take a look at it when he's on. I think we have a few German-speakers, actually.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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Aleth posted:

Clearly a Dental/NoP/Wesley/Hobo coverup.

They don't call us Task Force Spectre for nothing. :smug:

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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How to keep those degenerate, subhuman crinkle-nosed terrorists in line:


Sic semper Bajorans.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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Preechr
May 19, 2009

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Asimo posted:

Honestly for me it's kind of the inverse of the Dyson set, where it looked really striking on klingon/romulan ships but kind of muted and forgettable on federation boats since it was an white shield on an off-white hull. Like on the screenshots there you can barely see it against the dark green hulls on most of the romulan ships, but it stands out a lot on the connie and the space dildo bulwark.

Kinda curious to see it slapped on Rom ships with the Vet material though...

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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:smug:
Tribble

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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The Bajorans in game are whiny, insufferable shitheels that scream and rage about the indignity of hosting Starfleet and the KDF temporarily while they keep their ingrate asses alive and their planet safe. Let's not forget that the Prophets themselves tell us in the 2800 that they unleashed the Dominion on Bajor because they were getting sick of their preachy, useless bullshit, and felt they needed to be taught a lesson.

In the latest content, while trying to protect the Bajorans from infiltrators in their midst intending to wreak the same violence on them that the Bajorans unleashed on innocent Cardassian schoolchildren on a regular basis, the Bajorans grow agitated, like the children they are, and attack their would-be rescuers. Wait, what's that? Bajorans lashing out at better-educated, more civilized people endeavoring only to uplift them to a modern standard of decency and protect them, and the only sensible and moral thing is to put them down like the rabid dogs they are? Why, that sounds awfully like...



...Dukat was right.

If the implementation of Cardassian ideals and Cardassian order seems harsh, it is only because the savages of Bajor are so far from enlightenment, ensnared in the depths of superstition and radical religiosity. It is only after the, lamentably, violent suppression of the murderous Bajorans that their survivors can be reeducated into beings fit for entry into civilized galactic society.

Preechr fucked around with this message at 06:06 on May 2, 2014

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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Augustus posted:

A private server?

Ah, poo poo. This is the result of something we thought we stopped a year ago.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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Preechr fucked around with this message at 03:36 on May 3, 2014

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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Literally worse than Hitler.

e: http://sto-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=1104691

There is actually a thread demanding that Cryptic put SS uniforms into the game now. :psyduck:

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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Bieeardo posted:

I hope someone's posted Tovan Khev at least once already.

I just did, but somebody needs to post that picture of Tovan Gat.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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LordCo posted:

Hi folks. Sorry if this is TL;DR, but I have to start somewhere. I'm the one who sent the scammer pics to Ludicro last week. This time I figured I'd nut up and post them directly.

This lad initially sent me a scam email, posing as a woman and asking for help moving several million dollars out of Cote d'Ivoire. After a few email exchanges the lad became a man and asked to join my church with the goal of applying for a sizable education grant (he can receive up to $50k for studying such fields as Astronauticism, Plasticology or even Briquet Making). Once I started making progress with him and getting him used to the church's love of photographs, I decided to turn the bait into a subtle (ok, sort of subtle) homage to you guys.

Over the past year and a half or so I've been lurking in the forums here (I did make a couple of small posts...) and followed the advice I've picked up. The result is that my ship builds are better (go Fleet Sulu!), I can hold my own in Kerrat without embarrassing myself and I've ground enough contra and ec to make myself if not space rich, then at least a respectable space middle class. However I look at it, I've done well off of you guys and this is just a twisted way to get some poor, criminal schmuck to say "thanks" for me.

This week the lad was given instructions to make (at least) 12 photos with 4 different signs.



And the result:



Also:




I'm still waiting on the last two sets but in the meantime you can view the latest pics here - http://imgur.com/a/CiEKg

Hero of the Goonion. My goodness.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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Huh. That's... not bad. Not bad at all. Interesting layout, a decent shield mod for an escort (on the fleet version), great boff layout. Who cares about the aft turret, but yeah, this looks like a viable option for a fed.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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There is an omnidirectional AP beam, use that instead of an eighth AP bean array.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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Berke Negri posted:

So I decided to give this a shot since I hadn't played it since the beta for the expansion pack last...spring? It's pretty good now, I started a new Romulan character and the actual Romulan content isn't so bad and I just got to Paradise which is more of a conventional MMO area so that's new to me.

I was hoping I could get an invite for Valyr@hberke.

Is there any real difference with ground combat weapons leveling up or is it whatever until you hit the endgame?

Pulsewaves are shotguns, and therefore the most fun. Split beams have great versatility. Basically, don't use pistols and you'll be fine.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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It's good to be the Ironman.

e:VVV

Preechr fucked around with this message at 18:01 on May 13, 2014

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300 Earth Dollars posted:

popsicle sticks just don't explode like that

not without shaped charges

A bunch of goobacks couldn't possibly have put together an attack of that sophistication. Why were there no Bajorans on the station when the attack began? #ESDInsideJob #LooseTachyons

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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Because I'm a terrible person, I made a new character:


Section 920, even worse than Section 31.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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I have spent somewhere over 30k zen in this game, all of it purchased with dilithium. It's not that unusual; 3x more than I've spent is a reasonable figure because I am lazy.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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300 Earth Dollars posted:

i hope this is true because the idea of a table in their backend full of an incrementing count of every type of lockbox and how many you've opened, that turns a magic jackpot switch when you get to 251, just fills me with lols

You get a token for every lockbox you open and don't get a ship. When you have... I think it was 130? Maybe 150. Anyway, past that number of tokens, your chance to get a ship multiplies by 10. If you somehow get 250 tokens, the next box should be a ship. Tokens are cleared when you get a ship.

This does not apply to specials, like bugships. Those are flat percentages with no guarantees.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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I think pubbies are going to have a collective aneurysm over us dirty denalts wearing swimsuits off of Risa when they can't. That thread has exploded, mostly with lust over Riven's Gorn.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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Behold, Child Gornography.


What have I done? What have I done?!




Can't make it pink, unfortunately.

Preechr fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Jun 7, 2014

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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The forums live again! Have an alternative Starfleet Dental logo in celebration!

(I didn't make this, Da Mott Man did)

Preechr fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Jun 16, 2014

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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Made some modifications to the logo:

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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LordCo posted:

I'm playing around with new video editing software and came up with this for the new logo. Only 14 secs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNqEcfjDnSQ

Dukat be praised, this is perfect.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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Ok, that's a pretty bullshit ban. I thought it would be for something amazing.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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UoI posted:

I have failed you. :smith:


Just got that. No explanations, no dollar refund. Okay.

Hahaha, redeemed. Dental bans don't stick!

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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There can be only one response.

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May 19, 2009

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Morglon posted:

Voth Heavy Fighters are insanely good, too bad you can only use them on gimmick or ultra rich people ships.

They fly out of the glowing urethra of the space dong like rainbow sperm. Even this is not enough to redeem that terrible ship.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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This game is more Korean than Archeage. Think about that for a moment.

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May 19, 2009

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AcidCouch posted:

Well Kids it is official WE ARE GETTING BANNED.

Our Developer friends and Mods have tried their best and are no longer able to keep this from coming down the pipe. PWE has brought down the hammer. Our Sources are telling us that this could be in effect as soon as Monday, but they may wait as long as the next patch. All NoP, Dentals, AND WESLEYs are to be banned. Changing fleets now won't help, all the logs have been taken of our rosters. However, on a side note, we have a contact that can add to that list up to the last min. of the ban. So a few of our most esteemed friends have been added and still can be added.

We Dentist have had a long and proud history and we could have had no better end. It has been an honor to troll with you. I guess I won't most likely kick you in the morning.

Check the leaks page for details on the coming banwave, and how to get your account back.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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Virion posted:

I've finally registered for the wiki after fumbling in the game for with the name virion

You've been added.

Unguided posted:

Bribing the CMs to get unbanned? This is why #trollgate is about ethics in MMOs.

It's not so much of a bribe as it is a deal.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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http://sto-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=1315391

They're doing another screenshot contest, this time winter-themed. There are zen prizes for the top three entries, and the winner will get their screenshot turned into a loading screen.


I will laugh so hard if this wins.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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I noticed they made a few changes to the naming restrictions. Emergency Eugenics Hologram has a new ride!

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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With the Upgrade skin.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

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MikeJF posted:

Is the lower half of the ship in the top screenshot literally just the rear ship in the second shot pasted on.

Yes. Also, the 3-piece is useless- the pet rarely employs the doom cannon correctly, and the damage is laughable.

Preechr fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Dec 12, 2014

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May 19, 2009

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Snowballs are literally assault and comparable to torture posted:

Whether you want to admit it or not, what is happening when someone is being victimized by these snowballs is an ASSAULT. No, not directly a physical assault, but it is a deliberate effort to cause discomfort or distress to another person for your own amusement.

That is NEVER alright.

It baffles me that Cryptic continues to put these things into the game when they have to deal with this exact same outcry EVERY SINGLE TIME they do it.

It's not the real world, but the other players who are complaining about this ARE REAL PEOPLE who are not enjoying it. To me, at least, there's no difference between doing this in a game to upset me, or doing it in the real world to upset me. It's not acceptable either way, and it has to stop.

And don't tell me to lighten up. You have NO right to dictate to me how I am to have fun, and you have NO right to have your fun at my expense, particularly when I have objected to it.

:911:

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Release notes for 12/18/14 posted:

General:

“Tide of Ice"
Players can now gain winter trinkets by participating in any wave by entering the “Tide of Ice” area and selecting the prompt "Join the Battle."
This must be done and participate through to the end of the event in order to gain completion credit.
This will also allow credit to complete the Accolade "A Line in the Snow."
New Winter Event items will continue to not require completion of “Tide of Ice” to purchase.
Resolved an issue that prevented the 3 piece Unspeakable Energy bonus from working on the Elachi Sheshar Dreadnought Cruiser.
The Elachi Subspace Rift Module can now be unequipped from a kit.
Duty Officer Packs:
Removed Powered/Unpowered Artifacts and Mark XII Consoles from all Duty Officer Packs as these are now obsolete with the new Research and Development system.
Added new bonus items to the Gamma Quadrant Duty Officer Pack such as:
Stack of Gamma Quadrant commodities
A stack of Embassy, Dilithium Mine, or Spire Provisions.
A set of 4 Fleet Modules.
Updated the provision bonus award for the Fleet Support Duty Officer and the Romulan Survivor Duty Officer Packs to include the chance to win a stack of Embassy, Dilithium Mine, or Spire Provisions.



Known Issues:

Numerous uniform clipping issues with the Talaxian Dress Uniform, Female Odyssey uniforms with collars, and Female Khan Upper piece.
Intelligence Team is not applying the Stealth buff.
The account wide discount for the Breen Chel Grett is not functioning as intended for some players.

Tell me what's missing from these patch notes :allears:

Dare we hope?

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